The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Man Utd net debt increases 133 per cent to £474.1m; total revenue drops 19 per cent to £509m; losses of £23.2m after £18.9m profit in 2019

Becomes very clear about the proposed changes to football

£474M in debt. Mention this to every rag whenever possible

It’s funny, but every single club will post a loss inbthis year’s accounts.

I hope we post a big profit - that will wind every one up.

Fat slug Tebas will probably keel over from a heart attack.

[sheblue]

Stupid fucking useless rag idiots. You would think they would scrape a draw against a pub team that absolutely nobody has ever even heard of.

We need ole to stay where he is at that wheel, and that's not looking good at all.

[CTID Hants]

Stupid fucking useless rag idiots. You would think they would scrape a draw against a pub team that absolutely nobody has ever even heard of.

We need ole to stay where he is at that wheel, and that's not looking good at all.

The saving grace for the minute is that somehow they are top of their group #holyUCLgrail

[patrickblue]

Stupid fucking useless rag idiots. You would think they would scrape a draw against a pub team that absolutely nobody has ever even heard of.

We need ole to stay where he is at that wheel, and that's not looking good at all.

The saving grace for the minute is that somehow they are top of their group #holyUCLgrail

Another one of those special European nights the rags were so fond of.talking about.

[nottsblue]

When asked about the game tonight, Bobby Charlton replied, “It was a shower of shit, glad I never played for them”

[RodneyRodney]

On the caf : "Does the UK have an extradition treaty with Greece?"

[RodneyRodney]

When asked about the game tonight, Bobby Charlton replied, “It was a shower of shit, glad I never played for them”

[Dubciteh]

Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?

[zuricity]

has to be a bad joke ?

[Burt]

Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?

I believe one of his mates topped himself?

[Mase]

Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?

I believe one of his mates topped himself?

I heard he’s slept with a 17 year old and he was arrested for kidnap?

[ENIAM NAM]

Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?

I believe one of his mates topped himself?

I heard he’s slept with a 17 year old and he was arrested for kidnap?

Think that might be one of our own.....

[Mase]

Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?

I believe one of his mates topped himself?

I heard he’s slept with a 17 year old and he was arrested for kidnap?

Think that might be one of our own.....

?

[ENIAM NAM]

Anyone hear the rumours about mason greenwood?

I believe one of his mates topped himself?

I heard he’s slept with a 17 year old and he was arrested for kidnap?

Think that might be one of our own.....

?

Not sure should name names on here, but the 20 something year old premier league footballer arrested for “rape and imprisonment” is a City player by all accounts.

[Scatman]

I'd rather hoped Mendy's exit would be a bit more dignified, but any port in a storm.

[Mase]

Not sure should name names on here, but the 20 something year old premier league footballer arrested for “rape and imprisonment” is a City player by all accounts.

Ahh must be all bollocks then because I heard it was Greenwood and the story was quite detailed. It’s probably the exact same story you’ve heard but with names changed.

[carl_feedthegoat]

On second thoughts.....

[salford city]

On second thoughts.....

Mendy & Rodri spit-roast........?

Not fair on Rodri .......

[Mase]

On second thoughts.....

Mendy & Rodri spit-roast........?

Not fair on Rodri .......

Rodri isn’t mobile enough for anything like that.

[carl_feedthegoat]

On second thoughts.....

Mendy & Rodri spit-roast........?

Not fair on Rodri .......

Rodri isn’t mobile enough for anything like that.

.........................................and the other one would injure himself before he even got to his zipper.