The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[zuricity]

I'll just bump this up again.

[Tokyo Blue]

I'll just bump this up again.

Chortle.

[BlueinBosnia]

Brilliant stat in this BBC article: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/55235876

Amazingly, since reaching the final in 2011, United have won only two individual Champions League knockout round matches, in 2014 when David Moyes' side came back from a 2-0 first-leg deficit to beat Olympiakos and in 2019, in that amazing night against PSG, when Marcus Rashford's injury-time penalty overturned a two-goal defeat from the first leg at Old Trafford.

[london blue 2]

We'd better beat these cunts at the weekend

[Wonderwall]

I'll just bump this up again.

Kudos, had me in stitches

[sheblue]

I'll just bump this up again.

But lets hold off on the laughing for now.

[john@staustell]

Out of Europa too now. Real Sociedad, top of La Liga and David Silva flying.

Wish he was still with us, instead of that shower of shite we saw the other day.

[Beefymcfc]

Not sure what we’re laughing at, just seen this headline for a MEN article and it looks like the Rags are now on the ascendancy while we are further in decline.

The signs of Manchester United Premier League progression while Man City regress

[carolina-blue]

Not sure what we’re laughing at, just seen this headline for a MEN article and it looks like the Rags are now on the ascendancy while we are further in decline.

The signs of Manchester United Premier League progression while Man City regress

Looks like That cunt Ashton earning his 30pieces of silver

[Hazy2]

Not sure what we’re laughing at, just seen this headline for a MEN article and it looks like the Rags are now on the ascendancy while we are further in decline.

The signs of Manchester United Premier League progression while Man City regress

Looks like That cunt Ashton earning his 30pieces of silver

Ashton proves the control SKY have over football SKY TO THE SCUM. COINCEDENCE RIGHT !

[city72]

Oh how they laugh

[johnny crossan]

So I said to the wife, what should I do with all this bubble wrap.
She said pop it over there in the corner.
Took me four hours.
Eeeeeeee

[Bluemoon4610]

So I said to the wife, what should I do with all this bubble wrap.
She said pop it over there in the corner.
Took me four hours.
Eeeeeeee

[City64]

Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .

[zuricity]

Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .

The plug should be pulled on the Twitters servers for good. Ditto Facebook.

[johnny crossan]

The other day this bloke said if I didn't shut up he was gonna hit me with the neck of his guitar. I said, "is that a fret?!"

Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles he asked me if I wasn’t afraid that he might be a serial killer. I told him absolutely not - that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely!

[carolina-blue]

Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .

The plug should be pulled on the Twitters servers for good. Ditto Facebook.

We now get a 2 hr sly news everyday
Caught it today thought bound to show the goals from yesterday. did they fuck, all talk about this cunts ban and how the premier league have tarnished his reputation and Uruguay players want his ban overturned , won’t be watching that shite again

[Beefymcfc]

The other day this bloke said if I didn't shut up he was gonna hit me with the neck of his guitar. I said, "is that a fret?!"

Picked up a hitchhiker. Seemed like a nice guy. After a few miles he asked me if I wasn’t afraid that he might be a serial killer. I told him absolutely not - that the odds of two serial killers being in the same car were extremely unlikely!

Lol, thank you, pal

[Beefymcfc]

Edinson Cavani banned for 3 games for tweet on social media .

The plug should be pulled on the Twitters servers for good. Ditto Facebook.

We now get a 2 hr sly news everyday
Caught it today thought bound to show the goals from yesterday. did they fuck, all talk about this cunts ban and how the premier league have tarnished his reputation and Uruguay players want his ban overturned , won’t be watching that shite again

As somebody mentioned, influencers in full effect. Sky cannot have the PL brand tarnished, everything possible will be done to carpet over the reputation of certain clubs.

[Dimples]

Narrative has changed with Neville. I wonder when will Keane be told to follow.

Going from: 'these players will throw Ole under the bus' (Keane more than once) and
Neville 'I think a couple of years ago I said quite publicly at times there was a team I didn't like watching wearing those red shirt'

now from Neville: 'What Manchester United have is a lot of match-winners - Edinson Cavani, Anthony Martial, Daniel James, Mason Greenwood, Bruno Fernandes, Paul Pogba, Marcus Rashford... Game-changers.'

To which I say, it is amazing how good a manager VAR is