The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Hutch's Shoulder]

Derby have just appointed Rooney as "permanent" manager. Why?

[salford city]

Derby have just appointed Rooney as "permanent" manager. Why?

Maybe the same readon as Lampard in that they think it will carry favour at the swamp and they can pick up some of the kids on loan?

Cannot see this working, he's not the brightest kid and I imagine it will be difficult for him to get his ideas across without crayons

[nottsblue]

Derby have just appointed Rooney as "permanent" manager. Why?

Maybe they think he still curries favour with officials as he used to get away with murder as a player

A quite baffling appointment and one they will regret in a year or so. But most of the EFL clubs seem to change their managers with alacrity and very few of them have my sympathy with the issues they face due to Covid-19.

[rosbif cuisson 'bleu']

Derby have just appointed Rooney as "permanent" manager. Why?

Maybe the same readon as Lampard in that they think it will carry favour at the swamp and they can pick up some of the kids on loan?

Cannot see this working, he's not the brightest kid and I imagine it will be difficult for him to get his ideas across without eating the crayons

[budfox]

Somewhere behind the scenes he's probably been told:

"Count out ten players using your fingers and thumbs, but don't include anyone wearing gloves. Then choose one of the ones wearing gloves to be the goalkeeper. Don't say anything about school lunches".

[johnny crossan]

I arrived early to a restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting for a bit? I said no.
Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.

[Bluemoon4610]

Hahahaha

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[Green & Blue]

That’s brilliant may get that in circulation while the going is good

[johnny crossan]

Hahahaha

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[zuricity]

Sheff Utd's win yesterday should give them confidence going into another similar battle with an underdog on wednesday.

[zuricity]

yep , true dat

[Beefymcfc]

yep , true dat

I thought that was 2 small knob shaped candles at first.

[johnny crossan]

A shepherd is tending his flock at the end of the day and asks his sheepdog how many sheep he had herded.
'30!' said the sheepdog.
After recovering from the shock of hearing his dog speak English, the shepherd replies, 'but we only have 26'.
'That's right', replied the dog, 'I rounded them up'.

[salford city]

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[johnny crossan]

A joke about covid isn't funny unless nobody gets it.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Watch on youtube.com

[Scatman]

Watch on youtube.com

Would be good if it actually happened

[johnny crossan]

Watch on youtube.com

[nottsblue]

The man employed to create artificial crowd noise when Liverpool score at Anfield has been furloughed.

[nottsblue]

The dippers have the worst home record out of all 92 football league clubs in 2021 with 1 goal, (a wrongly awarded penalty as it happens) and 1 point.

Anfield?

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