The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[crowdsway]

NASA are pleased to announce the successful integration of its latest satellite to enter orbit. Project manager Bruno Mars said after the launch at old trafford "Keep your feet on the ground and aim for the stars".

[Harry Dowd scored]

Thought this was funny - :


ALERT NASA' Bruno Fernandes brutally trolled after Man Utd star blazes ‘space-bound’ penalty over bar in last-minute vs Aston Villa

[zuricity]

Jadon Sancho, just announced as the new James Bond

0 goals, 0 assists 7 games

Like

Classic. It needs to go viral.

He’s got it off social media. It’s all over it

no i didn't.

i don't do social media.

[Beefymcfc]

Whoops!

[gmercer1]

God knows how it’s only 1-0

[Mase]

Eric Garcia sent off for Barca, who have lost 3-0 to Otamendi’s Benfica.

[nottsblue]

Cue an enormous wankfest.

Fucking sickening. They have been utter shite yet still win

[gmercer1]

Cue an enormous wankfest.

Fucking sickening. They have been utter shite yet still win

Should have been at least 4-0 down at half time. The stuffy rag bastids

[Hazy2]

Cue an enormous wankfest.

Fucking sickening. They have been utter shite yet still win

It keeps Ole at the wheel...........

[nottsblue]

Cue an enormous wankfest.

Fucking sickening. They have been utter shite yet still win

It keeps Ole at the wheel...........

I dont care. Winning is a habit and the less games they win the better.

[Nick]

Messi and trannt both have ahit games then win it..

[london blue 2]

Cue an enormous wankfest.

Fucking sickening. They have been utter shite yet still win

It keeps Ole at the wheel...........

I dont care. Winning is a habit and the less games they win the better.

Yeah. The more these (and dippers) keep coming up with stupidly late winners the More they believe they can. Too often for my liking.

[sheblue]

I don't mind them winning unimportant games, it helps to keep the gimp in charge, which after all is the priority.

[PeterParker]

Eric Garcia sent off for Barca, who have lost 3-0 to Otamendi’s Benfica.

Incredible how obsessed we were with that little shit.
A calamity.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Eric Garcia sent off for Barca, who have lost 3-0 to Otamendi’s Benfica.

Incredible how obsessed we were with that little shit.
A calamity.

City could actually have commanded £18million in exchange for Garcia if they were willing to let him leave last October.

But Baldie did them a huge favor and gave him away for free...........................laughable.

[sheblue]

Eric Garcia sent off for Barca, who have lost 3-0 to Otamendi’s Benfica.

Incredible how obsessed we were with that little shit.
A calamity.

City could actually have commanded £18million in exchange for Garcia if they were willing to let him leave last October.

But Baldie did them a huge favor and gave him away for free...........................laughable.

The only logical explanation is he knew his Barca were in the financial shit.
So he wanted to help them out a bit.

[PeterParker]

Eric Garcia sent off for Barca, who have lost 3-0 to Otamendi’s Benfica.

Incredible how obsessed we were with that little shit.
A calamity.

City could actually have commanded £18million in exchange for Garcia if they were willing to let him leave last October.

But Baldie did them a huge favor and gave him away for free...........................laughable.

The only logical explanation is he knew his Barca were in the financial shit.
So he wanted to help them out a bit.

Sending Garcia to them means help?
Too bad we didn't send Mendy to Liverpool.

[Dimples]

From the Mirror:

Manchester United appear to have been handed a significant boost in their pursuit of Erling Haaland.

Reports suggest Borussia Dortmund have identified Anthony Martial as a possible replacement for the Norway international, who they accept will leave at some point in the future.
.....
Manchester United would seemingly be open to the idea of parting company with the Frenchman if it means they could sign Haaland in return.

[Mase]

From the Mirror:

Manchester United appear to have been handed a significant boost in their pursuit of Erling Haaland.

Reports suggest Borussia Dortmund have identified Anthony Martial as a possible replacement for the Norway international, who they accept will leave at some point in the future.
.....
Manchester United would seemingly be open to the idea of parting company with the Frenchman if it means they could sign Haaland in return.

Do they need a left back? Would they be interest in a Haaland - Mendy swap at all?

[Hazy2]

From the Mirror:

Manchester United appear to have been handed a significant boost in their pursuit of Erling Haaland.

Reports suggest Borussia Dortmund have identified Anthony Martial as a possible replacement for the Norway international, who they accept will leave at some point in the future.
.....
Manchester United would seemingly be open to the idea of parting company with the Frenchman if it means they could sign Haaland in return.

Do they need a left back? Would they be interest in a Haaland - Mendy swap at all?

The spinners at the swamp are in full swing. When Everton batter them, watch the stories flow out from Neil Ashtons team. Even the rags I know concede it is day to day BS from the swamp, to deflect.