The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[PeterParker]

I think of Salah hasn’t re-signed by next summer then whichever teams don’t get Haaland will 100% go after Salah very strongly.



How Fukin funny would that be if he rocked up here
The smell of piss boiling and candles burning would come up the M62 like a tornado

We should talk with his agent just to piss off those miserable cunts.

[nottsblue]

I think of Salah hasn’t re-signed by next summer then whichever teams don’t get Haaland will 100% go after Salah very strongly.



How Fukin funny would that be if he rocked up here
The smell of piss boiling and candles burning would come up the M62 like a tornado

We should talk with his agent just to piss off those miserable cunts.

He is going nowhere. He will get his money, one way or another. It may not be the eye watering 500k per week being mooted but as the “best player in the world” it’s a figure he would warrant. A point which won’t have been lost by Salah, his entourage and the boardroom at Anfield. It could be compromised of a hefty signing on bonus, sponsorship deals, goals bonus etc. there’s more than one way to skin a cat.

Back in the days of maximum wage the players would have been given ‘bonuses’ by the club chairman and board. Things like best meat from the butcher from the board, holidays, furniture and the like. Back when the owners and stakeholders in the clubs were rich, local businessmen!

No way are the dippers going to let him run his contract down and at 29, this is his last chance at a payday. He basically holds four aces and the dipper board are gonna need to be inventive with how they pay Salah what he wants whilst keeping to their “wage budget”

But I don’t see any benefit in us trying to go him. We won’t get him as we ourselves are not gonna pay those figures and all that would happen is the stories of how Salah snubbed us will be rubbed in our noses. Great player who would make us even better mind, but it’s simply a non starter

[Scatman]

I think of Salah hasn’t re-signed by next summer then whichever teams don’t get Haaland will 100% go after Salah very strongly.



How Fukin funny would that be if he rocked up here
The smell of piss boiling and candles burning would come up the M62 like a tornado

We should talk with his agent just to piss off those miserable cunts.

If we do that the United will sign him

[zuricity]

I think of Salah hasn’t re-signed by next summer then whichever teams don’t get Haaland will 100% go after Salah very strongly.



How Fukin funny would that be if he rocked up here
The smell of piss boiling and candles burning would come up the M62 like a tornado

We should talk with his agent just to piss off those miserable cunts.

If we do that the United will sign him

That's alright, United have a habit of ruining the careers of footballers.

[PeterParker]

I think of Salah hasn’t re-signed by next summer then whichever teams don’t get Haaland will 100% go after Salah very strongly.



How Fukin funny would that be if he rocked up here
The smell of piss boiling and candles burning would come up the M62 like a tornado

We should talk with his agent just to piss off those miserable cunts.

He is going nowhere. He will get his money, one way or another. It may not be the eye watering 500k per week being mooted but as the “best player in the world” it’s a figure he would warrant. A point which won’t have been lost by Salah, his entourage and the boardroom at Anfield. It could be compromised of a hefty signing on bonus, sponsorship deals, goals bonus etc. there’s more than one way to skin a cat.

Back in the days of maximum wage the players would have been given ‘bonuses’ by the club chairman and board. Things like best meat from the butcher from the board, holidays, furniture and the like. Back when the owners and stakeholders in the clubs were rich, local businessmen!

No way are the dippers going to let him run his contract down and at 29, this is his last chance at a payday. He basically holds four aces and the dipper board are gonna need to be inventive with how they pay Salah what he wants whilst keeping to their “wage budget”

But I don’t see any benefit in us trying to go him. We won’t get him as we ourselves are not gonna pay those figures and all that would happen is the stories of how Salah snubbed us will be rubbed in our noses. Great player who would make us even better mind, but it’s simply a non starter

He is staying 100%, but anything to annoy Kloppo.

[Paul68]

This seems a good place to post this....
I pissed myself
Eh
Eh
Keyalm jown
Keyalm jown
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... ketch.html

Fucking dippers.... have a read... the cunt doesn't go into work which for those cunts is a miracle that he had a job.... but then tries the racism card....
Hats off to the judge

[Mase]

This seems a good place to post this....
I pissed myself
Eh
Eh
Keyalm jown
Keyalm jown
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... ketch.html

Fucking dippers.... have a read... the cunt doesn't go into work which for those cunts is a miracle that he had a job.... but then tries the racism card....
Hats off to the judge

People that don’t understand the difference between racism and xenophobia are fuckin idiots. Liverpudlian isn’t a race. For xenophobia - see City64.

[Paul68]

This seems a good place to post this....
I pissed myself
Eh
Eh
Keyalm jown
Keyalm jown
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... ketch.html

Fucking dippers.... have a read... the cunt doesn't go into work which for those cunts is a miracle that he had a job.... but then tries the racism card....
Hats off to the judge

People that don’t understand the difference between racism and xenophobia are fuckin idiots. Liverpudlian isn’t a race. For xenophobia - see City64.

Keyalm jown Mase....!

[nottsblue]

This seems a good place to post this....
I pissed myself
Eh
Eh
Keyalm jown
Keyalm jown
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailym ... ketch.html

Fucking dippers.... have a read... the cunt doesn't go into work which for those cunts is a miracle that he had a job.... but then tries the racism card....
Hats off to the judge

Indeed. For once a bit of normality and common sense prevails

[City64]

Thanks to those who brought this to my attention as I had left the site .
Pretty sure Libel has taken place in this thread . The same three “posters “ who talk amongst themselves as hardly nobody else sadly bothers with the site anymore, not surprising with these three morons being allowed to post the shit they do . I hope the powers that be deal the libel and said three posters swiftly .

I bid farewell to a once brilliant and lively MCFC .

CTID

[Scatman]

Thanks to those who brought this to my attention as I had left the site .
Pretty sure Libel has taken place in this thread . The same three “posters “ who talk amongst themselves as hardly nobody else sadly bothers with the site anymore, not surprising with these three morons being allowed to post the shit they do . I hope the powers that be deal the libel and said three posters swiftly .

I bid farewell to a once brilliant and lively MCFC .

CTID

Jelly and ice cream

[Mase]

Thanks to those who brought this to my attention as I had left the site .
Pretty sure Libel has taken place in this thread . The same three “posters “ who talk amongst themselves as hardly nobody else sadly bothers with the site anymore, not surprising with these three morons being allowed to post the shit they do . I hope the powers that be deal the libel and said three posters swiftly .

I bid farewell to a once brilliant and lively MCFC .

CTID

Jelly and ice cream

Libel though! Brilliant. As Pep would say, I’m so so so excited for the lawyers to be in touch. Like you wouldn’t believe.

[Beefymcfc]

What’ve I missed? Seems while we are fighting the world as a Blue, there’s more infighting as ever.

The board grows ever more smaller, are we getting more in to compensate.

Come on City!

[Beefymcfc]

And, back on topic. The Crass of 90 something infest that place like a bad smell, they’re everywhere. From kiddie league where they’re doing shite to the first team manager, even to losers in the top echelon. The GPC never left and now he has his minions in every facet of the club, ruling with his iron fist, striving to get them back to the so called ‘United Way’.

Anybody think it was weird that he was attending every game in the stands when only essential workers were allowed to attend?

[Nickyboy]

Thanks to those who brought this to my attention as I had left the site .
Pretty sure Libel has taken place in this thread . The same three “posters “ who talk amongst themselves as hardly nobody else sadly bothers with the site anymore, not surprising with these three morons being allowed to post the shit they do . I hope the powers that be deal the libel and said three posters swiftly .

I bid farewell to a once brilliant and lively MCFC .

CTID

You won't be missed, mard arse

[carl_feedthegoat]

And, back on topic. The Crass of 90 something infest that place like a bad smell, they’re everywhere. From kiddie league where they’re doing shite to the first team manager, even to losers in the top echelon. The GPC never left and now he has his minions in every facet of the club, ruling with his iron fist, striving to get them back to the so called ‘United Way’.

Anybody think it was weird that he was attending every game in the stands when only essential workers were allowed to attend?

They can all join in as much as they want to - it’s a laughing stock that place is- everyone is laughing at them .

It will take 2 x PePs to make that pile of cow dung play attractive winning football .

[patrickblue]

What a brilliant thread this is.
Who would have thought that six years on and two hundred pages later the red shite would be an even bigger joke than when it started!
Here's to the next six years

[nottsblue]

What a brilliant thread this is.
Who would have thought that six years on and three hundred pages later the red shite would be an even bigger joke than when it started!
Here's to the next six years

Hear hear

[Mase]

What a brilliant thread this is.
Who would have thought that six years on and two hundred pages later the red shite would be an even bigger joke than when it started!
Here's to the next six years

I’ve just checked the opening line of this thread….”Last night ... Otamendi snubs Rags to join City ...”

Best thread ever.

[PeterParker]

Like we talked about earlier, criminals got the momentum and the robbing started.