The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[Mase]

Surely the greatest pl team is the one that has amassed the most points in a season? Why is a vote needed?

Because it’s “SportsBible” so they need to accommodate their following of Asian/African experts

[stupot]

Just checked the 07/08 league table. Rags got 87 points with Chelsea and Arsenal on 85 and 83 respectively.
So the points total we've murdered twice, they didn't win with loads of games to spare as we've done twice.
The Centurions year is the only one ever, the 98 point domestic treble year the next year is the only one ever beating a dippers 97 points by winning the last 14 on the spin. It's got to be either of those seasons for best ever.

Until city win the CL, you can't be great if you haven't.

That explains it then. Rags 07/08 are the best ever cos John Terry slipped in the penalty shoot out.

[gmercer1]

BREAKING: In a last ditch attempt to save their season, Man Utd have dug up the pitch to plant potatoes. That way they'll have something to lift in May!

[zuricity]

Rags should sign Pepe . What a leader . ! Wonder if he's received a brown Envelope from Etihad services inc ?

[Bournemouthcityfan]

Now they’re clinging to the past as the present is so mediocre

[Hazy2]

Not a prayer that team would beat us. It’s great the scum and the twats that follow them, keep the BS flowing are living this nightmare. X

[Slim]

It's not even the best rags side, so there's that.

If only there was some sort of measurement or scale, maybe a tally if you will, to determine who is, in fact the best side ever. I'll need some help here I think.

[Hazy2]

It's not even the best rags side, so there's that.

If only there was some sort of measurement or scale, maybe a tally if you will, to determine who is, in fact the best side ever. I'll need some help here I think.

We beat that team 6-1 The keeper and Brown were gone and Vidic was in the stands. I hope that helps mate.

[Blue In Bolton]

Took great delight in sending a pair of muppets to Ashton-Under-Lyne yesterday as they spoke with Brummie accents and claimed they were die hard United fans attending their first match at the toilet and asking for directions.

[zuricity]

Took great delight in sending a pair of muppets to Ashton-Under-Lyne yesterday as they spoke with Brummie accents and claimed they were die hard United fans attending their first match at the toilet and asking for directions.

That's not very green is it !

[patrickblue]

Took great delight in sending a pair of muppets to Ashton-Under-Lyne yesterday as they spoke with Brummie accents and claimed they were die hard United fans attending their first match at the toilet and asking for directions.

That's not very green is it !

It's the two Brummie muppets who were a bit green.

[Dimples]

Conte's statement to Sky Italia Great time to be playing Spurs this weekend. No way can their players be motivated. I feel sorry for Harry.

Points made:
1. Spurs have no confidence because they have won nothing for years
2. The squad was weakened instead of strengthened in January
3. Spurs vision is long term, buy young players who can be developed
4. His vision is different i.e. buy experienced players so we can win things.
5. I have realized now that my vision and the club's do not match.

In other words: 'what the fuck am I doing here'
Suck that up Levy

[nottsblue]

Just been on redcafe for a giggle. They have basically given up on the season and most of the players and the manager.

And the best thing is they expected it. And they anticipate things getting worse before they get better.

Mind the gap now

[CTID Hants]

Just been on redcafe for a giggle. They have basically given up on the season and most of the players and the manager.

And the best thing is they expected it. And they anticipate things getting worse before they get better.

Mind the gap now

To be fair, it's been like that on here, not only on Derby day.........

[Hazy2]

Just been on redcafe for a giggle. They have basically given up on the season and most of the players and the manager.

And the best thing is they expected it. And they anticipate things getting worse before they get better.

Mind the gap now

To be fair, it's been like that on here, not only on Derby day.........

It’s a City thing mate. Same fuckers are on Ashton old road 20 mins after half time haha. But hey let’s love the Monday feeling..

[PeterParker]

The only sad part is the murdering cunts will beat the living hell out of the rags.

They are pathetic.

[john68]

The only sad part is the murdering cunts will beat the living hell out of the rags.

They are pathetic.

May God bless you and your negativity Peter,
WTF can be sad about the rags being humiliated even further by anyone...even those murdering twats?

We can do little about stopping the dippers coming 2nd and qualifying for the CL but consider the sheer joy of seeing the rags pushed down to 7th and out of Euro qualification altogether.
Their sponsors income would decrease, there would be no income from those Euro games and they would have to sit and feel bitter watching City pushing ever ahead of them on the pitch and on the balance sheet.

We can take care of the dippers ourselves

[PeterParker]

The only sad part is the murdering cunts will beat the living hell out of the rags.

They are pathetic.

May God bless you and your negativity Peter,
WTF can be sad about the rags being humiliated even further by anyone...even those murdering twats?

We can do little about stopping the dippers coming 2nd and qualifying for the CL but consider the sheer joy of seeing the rags pushed down to 7th and out of Euro qualification altogether.
Their sponsors income would decrease, there would be no income from those Euro games and they would have to sit and feel bitter watching City pushing ever ahead of them on the pitch and on the balance sheet.

We can take care of the dippers ourselves

Was hoping the rags (or anyone will do us a favor). Actually, was hoping they would pull together after what happened in the swamp and give them a proper game on Klanfield but after I saw yesterday, no chance. They lost everything after Taggart, we are miles better as a club, they really aren't in the same league as we are.
However, we need a few favors along the way because of our schedule, if you ask me.

[brite blu sky]

[brite blu sky]

Went to enjoy the meltdown on rag caf

So they have definately got to Acceptance on that old scale of response to trauma. Disbelief > Anger > Acceptance

Taken them 10yrs to get that far

Anyway only one comment that came close to identifying what their real underlying problem is.
I'm not about to help them get there as it is the one thing they are utterly blindsided to.
The word we have in english starts with an h and can lead very often to unmittigated disaster.

At their current rate of self learning i'd estimate it will take another 3 yrs before they even properly admit this Acceptance of who they really are now.

I love it - fucking hilarious