Welcome Erling Haaland

[Mase]

Must be getting close. In the last week we’ve had -

- He’s too injury prone
- He wants £1m a week
- His agent wants £50m
- Alfie wants £30m
- Is his record actually that good?
- Real focusing on Mbappe

the usual shite from the press when we’re about to pull something off. Bitter twats.

[salford city]

Must be getting close. In the last week we’ve had -

- He’s too injury prone
- He wants £1m a week
- His agent wants £50m
- Alfie wants £30m
- Is his record actually that good?
- Real focusing on Mbappe

the usual shite from the press when we’re about to pull something off. Bitter twats.

It breaks their tiny, bitter hearts. Let's go and get Rice now, really upset them

[Bluemoon4610]

Must be getting close. In the last week we’ve had -

- He’s too injury prone
- He wants £1m a week
- His agent wants £50m
- Alfie wants £30m
- Is his record actually that good?
- Real focusing on Mbappe

the usual shite from the press when we’re about to pull something off. Bitter twats.

I just love their bitterness! Hope they choke on it in the next week or so...

[City64]

Something is certainly going on .
I will believe it only when it actually becomes officiall.
Some big noises going on from “high” places though .
Haaland upfront, Alvarez back up and Pep signs on for another 3 years ……..
Nah not going to happen is it ……

[stupot]

Must be getting close. In the last week we’ve had -

- He’s too injury prone
- He wants £1m a week
- His agent wants £50m
- Alfie wants £30m
- Is his record actually that good?
- Real focusing on Mbappe

the usual shite from the press when we’re about to pull something off. Bitter twats.

It breaks their tiny, bitter hearts. Let's go and get Rice now, really upset them

That would be brilliant, he'd be perfect for us.

[Outcast]

Must be getting close. In the last week we’ve had -

- He’s too injury prone
- He wants £1m a week
- His agent wants £50m
- Alfie wants £30m
- Is his record actually that good?
- Real focusing on Mbappe

the usual shite from the press when we’re about to pull something off. Bitter twats.

It breaks their tiny, bitter hearts. Let's go and get Rice now, really upset them

That would be brilliant, he'd be perfect for us.

I've been saying it all along he's coming. Apparently we're after a young winger, forgot his name, wouldn't be surprised Sterling on his way out. A winger and a midfielder to add. We could have young all new attack next season

[PeterParker]

Can he play as a false nine?

[Mase]

Something is certainly going on .
I will believe it only when it actually becomes officiall.
Some big noises going on from “high” places though .
Haaland upfront, Alvarez back up and Pep signs on for another 3 years ……..
Nah not going to happen is it ……

It’s going to break their hearts

[Original Dub]

Get him and Bellingham in and we'll be unstoppable for years to come

[Mase]

His goals from the weekend -

1:11 and 1:30 for an Aguero type goal.

Watch on youtube.com

[BlueinBosnia]

His goals from the weekend -

1:11 and 1:30 for an Aguero type goal.

Watch on youtube.com

Who's the commentator? Can't work out if it's a Brit trying to do a German accent or a German trying to do a British accent...

[Nigels Tackle]

His goals from the weekend -

1:11 and 1:30 for an Aguero type goal.

Watch on youtube.com

Who's the commentator? Can't work out if it's a Brit trying to do a German accent or a German trying to do a British accent...

it's a scottish called derek rae - my wife's cousin's cleaner's milkman's 3rd cousin, twice removed's adopted brother

[PeterParker]

Name wise, is he the biggest transfer we made?

Looking at Sergio, KDB or Sterling, big names before coming here, but as big as his?

[Harry Dowd scored]

His goals from the weekend -

1:11 and 1:30 for an Aguero type goal.

Watch on youtube.com

Who's the commentator? Can't work out if it's a Brit trying to do a German accent or a German trying to do a British accent...

it's a scottish called derek rae - my wife's cousin's cleaner's milkman's 3rd cousin, twice removed's adopted brother

That keeper makes Steffen look like Gordon Banks

[Mase]

Name wise, is he the biggest transfer we made?

Looking at Sergio, KDB or Sterling, big names before coming here, but as big as his?

Robinho is still the biggest name imo.

[sheblue]

Is he still making his mind up "in the next two weeks".

[Scatman]

Name wise, is he the biggest transfer we made?

Looking at Sergio, KDB or Sterling, big names before coming here, but as big as his?

Robinho is still the biggest name imo.

Kakhaber Tskhadadze?

[Mase]

Name wise, is he the biggest transfer we made?

Looking at Sergio, KDB or Sterling, big names before coming here, but as big as his?

Robinho is still the biggest name imo.

Kakhaber Tskhadadze?

Gio's mate? What a signing!

[Original Dub]

Name wise, is he the biggest transfer we made?

Looking at Sergio, KDB or Sterling, big names before coming here, but as big as his?

Robinho is still the biggest name imo.

I dunno mate, he's arguably the greatest goal scorer in the world.

We've never done this

[Slim]

I think the only thing that should come of this is DM is ONLY allowed to follow this narrative now. No stories about how Real or Barca are going to sign him, no snub's City story. These trash rags that flip their stories for clicks are the problem here.