The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[patrickblue]

Are you sure he said that John?

Apologies for that people.
It kept refusing to submit post, then put them all up at once. Old Poster + old laptop = chaos.

Actually the software on this forum is quite reassuring, it's like City of old, unreliable, prone to multiple errors and fuck ups, frustrating but ultimately addictive.

[zuricity]

Are you sure he said that John?

Apologies for that people.
It kept refusing to submit post, then put them all up at once. Old Poster + old laptop = chaos.

Actually the software on this forum is quite reassuring, it's like City of old, unreliable, prone to multiple errors and fuck ups, frustrating but ultimately addictive.

now now fellas! there are some advantages to not using the crap that's around these days .

@John68 , here's a tip i found in an old Viz magazine.

Instead of connecting your laptop to a modem and phone . Connect using an Aldis lamp. Light travels faster than sound .

[john68]

Are you sure he said that John?

Apologies for that people.
It kept refusing to submit post, then put them all up at once. Old Poster + old laptop = chaos.

Actually the software on this forum is quite reassuring, it's like John68 of old, unreliable, prone to multiple errors and fuck ups, frustrating but ultimately showing signs of dementia.

Corrected your post for you Patrick.... Far more accurate now.

Great idea Zurich....I'm on my way to Aldi at this moment to get it sorted. Thank you for the good advice, I trust your judgement.

[patrickblue]

Are you sure he said that John?

Apologies for that people.
It kept refusing to submit post, then put them all up at once. Old Poster + old laptop = chaos.

Actually the software on this forum is quite reassuring, it's like City of old, unreliable, prone to multiple errors and fuck ups, frustrating but ultimately addictive.

now now fellas! there are some advantages to not using the crap that's around these days .

@John68 , here's a tip i found in an old Viz magazine.

Instead of connecting your laptop to a modem and phone . Connect using an Aldis lamp. Light travels faster than sound .

Good idea, put me in mind of Rees Mogg watching porn,

[nottsblue]

If we had forfeited all our PL games after matchday 25, we would still have finished ahead of the rags.

Mind the gap now

[patrickblue]

If we had forfeited all our PL games after matchday 25, we would still have finished ahead of the rags.

Mind the gap now

They're unbelievably shite.
Makes me wonder what Ten Hag is going to do with ol' red nose looking over his shoulder "advising" him.
You can see the way the wind's blowing, with raggy ralph being unaware that Ten Hag was at their last game!
I'd bet that Taggert knew he was there.

[patrickblue]

Are you sure he said that John?

Apologies for that people.
It kept refusing to submit post, then put them all up at once. Old Poster + old laptop = chaos.

Actually the software on this forum is quite reassuring, it's like John68 of old, unreliable, prone to multiple errors and fuck ups, frustrating but ultimately showing signs of dementia.

Corrected your post for you Patrick.... Far more accurate now.

Great idea Zurich....I'm on my way to Aldi at this moment to get it sorted. Thank you for the good advice, I trust your judgement.

No you're a golden oldie mate, the forum software is just shite.

[carl_feedthegoat]

If we had forfeited all our PL games after matchday 25, we would still have finished ahead of the rags.

Mind the gap now

They're unbelievably shite.
Makes me wonder what Ten Hag is going to do with ol' red nose looking over his shoulder "advising" him.
You can see the way the wind's blowing, with raggy ralph being unaware that Ten Hag was at their last game!
I'd bet that Taggert knew he was there.

I get no pleasure when they lose now , they lose that often that all the jokes have been used up .

They are irrelevant .

[sheblue]

10 Hag getting off to a Great start. Keeping brat Tranny lovely, and having the old bitter alco continuing to stink out the place.

If he had any balls he would take full control and get rid of them two.
At the least.

[nottsblue]

If we had forfeited all our PL games after matchday 25, we would still have finished ahead of the rags.

Mind the gap now

They're unbelievably shite.
Makes me wonder what Ten Hag is going to do with ol' red nose looking over his shoulder "advising" him.
You can see the way the wind's blowing, with raggy ralph being unaware that Ten Hag was at their last game!
I'd bet that Taggert knew he was there.

I get no pleasure when they lose now , they lose that often that all the jokes have been used up .

They are irrelevant .

I will always laugh at any chance at them. They lorded it over us for so long that there is still a long way to go before I don’t care.

[zuricity]

Ten Hag ? gone by Xmas. taking Tuchel with him.

i've give the gurner till Easter.

[Harry Dowd scored]

Ten Hag ? gone by Xmas. taking Tuchel with him.

i've give the gurner till Easter.

Hey Z the last time you said a manager would be out before Xmas, he won the CL

[patrickblue]

If we had forfeited all our PL games after matchday 25, we would still have finished ahead of the rags.

Mind the gap now

They're unbelievably shite.
Makes me wonder what Ten Hag is going to do with ol' red nose looking over his shoulder "advising" him.
You can see the way the wind's blowing, with raggy ralph being unaware that Ten Hag was at their last game!
I'd bet that Taggert knew he was there.

I get no pleasure when they lose now , they lose that often that all the jokes have been used up .

They are irrelevant .

I will always laugh at any chance at them. They lorded it over us for so long that there is still a long way to go before I don’t care.

Me too, I'd continue to enjoy their demise all the way to the vanerama, or whatever it's called now.
And then I'd be wishing them to fail some more.

[zuricity]

Ten Hag ? gone by Xmas. taking Tuchel with him.

i've give the gurner till Easter.

Hey Z the last time you said a manager would be out before Xmas, he won the CL

well we didn't turn up.

It's a standard repost. Like Mr Parker asking if we are one nil up three hours before the game starts .

Ok , i'm actually wondering if Force 10 will actually see out his first 10 games ?

[PeterParker]

Ten Hag ? gone by Xmas. taking Tuchel with him.

i've give the gurner till Easter.

Hey Z the last time you said a manager would be out before Xmas, he won the CL

well we didn't turn up.

It's a standard repost. Like Mr Parker asking if we are one nil up three hours before the game starts .

Ok , i'm actually wondering if Force 10 will actually see out his first 10 games ?

Everyone knows here on the forum that asking if we are one nil up is the main reason for 3 out of our last 4 league titles.
I am amazed City forgot to mention that at the parade.

[Outcast]

Ten Hag ? gone by Xmas. taking Tuchel with him.

i've give the gurner till Easter.

Hey Z the last time you said a manager would be out before Xmas, he won the CL

well we didn't turn up.

It's a standard repost. Like Mr Parker asking if we are one nil up three hours before the game starts .

Ok , i'm actually wondering if Force 10 will actually see out his first 10 games ?

Everyone knows here on the forum that asking if we are one nil up is the main reason for 3 out of our last 4 league titles.
I am amazed City forgot to mention that at the parade.

Lies lies lies lies

Everyone knows my good luck charm predictions got us over the line. You waved the white flag on Sunday whilst I rallied the troops over the line . So many tried their good luck charm but buckled after one or two bad results. I reckon my wining prediction rate must be 90%. Should be 95% if wasn't for Sterling and Jesus shit finishing

[PeterParker]

Ten Hag ? gone by Xmas. taking Tuchel with him.

i've give the gurner till Easter.

Hey Z the last time you said a manager would be out before Xmas, he won the CL

well we didn't turn up.

It's a standard repost. Like Mr Parker asking if we are one nil up three hours before the game starts .

Ok , i'm actually wondering if Force 10 will actually see out his first 10 games ?

Everyone knows here on the forum that asking if we are one nil up is the main reason for 3 out of our last 4 league titles.
I am amazed City forgot to mention that at the parade.

Lies lies lies lies

Everyone knows my good luck charm predictions got us over the line. You waved the white flag on Sunday whilst I rallied the troops over the line . So many tried their good luck charm but buckled after one or two bad results. I reckon my wining prediction rate must be 90%. Should be 95% if wasn't for Sterling and Jesus shit finishing

And still you didn't provide 6 lotery numbers from 1 to 69 after multiple requests

[RodneyRodney]

Scousers robbed!

[Harry Dowd scored]

Scousers robbed!

Shame

[Tokyo Blue]

They usually just try and get in without tickets, don't they?