The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[john@staustell]

What a brilliant thread this is.
Who would have thought that six years on and two hundred pages later the red shite would be an even bigger joke than when it started!
Here's to the next six years

I know it's a bit sad quoting yourself, but I wrote this last October and somehow they've managed to increase their comedy value even more.

I hope you get to quote it again next year mate. And the year after!

[CTID Hants]

Man-ure now sniffing round 35yr old Vardy

[nottsblue]

Man-ure now sniffing round 35yr old Vardy

Has he not suffered enough lately with his wife. Poor lad

[salford city]

Man-ure now sniffing round 35yr old Vardy

Has he not suffered enough lately with his wife. Poor lad

this really is the gift that keeps on giving. long may it continue

[sheblue]

Man-ure now sniffing round 35yr old Vardy

A retirement club for knackered old strikers who have zero future and zero opportunity to form any part of the massive rebuild needed there.

What's next Pele gets a gig with them.

[patrickblue]

Man-ure now sniffing round 35yr old Vardy

A retirement club for knackered old strikers who have zero future and zero opportunity to form any part of the massive rebuild needed there.

What's next Pele gets a gig with them.

***Exclusive***

Manchester United are delighted to announce their challenge for the Age UK walking football championship.

https://www.ageuk.org.uk/trafford/activities-and-events/age-uk-walking-football-programme/

Man U, putting the old back in old trafford.

[nottsblue]

Man-ure now sniffing round 35yr old Vardy

A retirement club for knackered old strikers who have zero future and zero opportunity to form any part of the massive rebuild needed there.

What's next Pele gets a gig with them.

***Exclusive***

Manchester United are delighted to announce their challenge for the Age UK walking football championship.

https://www.ageuk.org.uk/trafford/activities-and-events/age-uk-walking-football-programme/

Man U, putting the old back in old trafford.

Arnold has bid £8M for the forward. He can't play for another month though as he has a hip replacement booked in

[blues-clues]

Even Elon Musk is trolling them now.

[Zezou]

Atlético Madrid are mocking them now, tweeting a pic of felix tagged "priceless"

[john@staustell]

I see Wan wotsit - they are trying to flog him back to Palace for 10m

[carl_feedthegoat]

I see Wan wotsit - they are trying to flog him back to Palace for 10m

But ,,,,but ,,,,but ,,,,,but all their money is earned properly and so they are allowed to spunk it all on a turnip !!!

Baldrick could do a better job as director of football at that shit hole .

[salford city]

I see Wan wotsit - they are trying to flog him back to Palace for 10m

But ,,,,but ,,,,but ,,,,,but all their money is earned properly and so they are allowed to spunk it all on a turnip !!!

Baldrick could do a better job as director of football at that shit hole .

Read that on the beeb this morning. How much did they spunk on him - £52M or thereabouts. Great business keep it up

[sheblue]

Panic time, panic time.
They are throwing shed loads of cash at anyone who will listen to them now.
Fucking pathetic club.
We better brace ourselves for a big bid for Mendy, they are that desperate the silly twats.

[RodneyRodney]

Wales' latest bard - Dylan Giggs . . .

Reach for the bucket all ye who enter here

[zuricity]

Wales' latest beard - Dylan Giggs . . .

Reach for the bucket all ye who enter here

corrected for you.

[zuricity]

This new 70 Mill 30 year old signing from Madrid, what's his first name ? Rice ?

[john@staustell]

This new 70 Mill 30 year old signing from Madrid, what's his first name ? Rice ?

I think he limped his way through our CL semi

[john@staustell]

Fulham making short work of Brentford, who were far too good for Rags.

Casemiro must be laughing all the way to the bank, having secured his retirement fund

[RodneyRodney]

Rags turn down Chelsea's offer for the Slab ; Chelsea must have been demanding too much money.

[RodneyRodney]

I see Wan wotsit - they are trying to flog him back to Palace for 10m

Wan Bissaka,
Two Bissaka,
Three Bissaka ,
Four
...ty million quid that we won't have any more
(. . .acknowledgments to the Caff - some of then do have a sense of humour)