The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[sheblue]

It just can't be true that Chelsea are interested in the big slab head. I mean they were stupid enough to buy Sterling. Are they really that stupid offering to take the slab?

[nottsblue]

It just can't be true that Chelsea are interested in the big slab head. I mean they were stupid enough to buy Sterling. Are they really that stupid offering to take the slab?

Are the rags that stupid not to accept a bona fide offer

[john@staustell]

It just can't be true that Chelsea are interested in the big slab head. I mean they were stupid enough to buy Sterling. Are they really that stupid offering to take the slab?

Are the rags that stupid not to accept a bona fide offer

Chelsea really miss the fella who went to Madrid. They are desperate to replace him. And I mean desperate.

Really desperate

[patrickblue]

That's it then, rags are back!
We may as well give up now.

[Bluemoon4610]

This made me

[patrickblue]

A compilation of klippertys excuses for the vermin playing shit.

https://www.football365.com/news/feature-12-jurgen-klopp-excuses-liverpool-fing-up

[Dimples]

Pep on Haaland's goal

'similar to My friend, my dear friend Ibrahimovic....'

[Dimples]

Want to know 'what is wrong ' with Liverpool this season?
Just looked at their recently published salaries:
1. Salah £18M
2. VVD. £11M
3. Thiago £10M
4. Everyone else £9M or less

Giving Salah the big bucks means Liverpool will have broken every rule they told their other players about wage caps. I guess now they are pissed of, feel cheated and want parity. VVD and TAA were not even trying in the early games.
Liverpool will not fix this in a hurry. This will fester and when the crunch comes and you have to put it all in for 'Liverpool' and the profit taking Yanks, you won't. Human nature.
My prediction is that they will be very inconsistent this year because of the above.

[blues-clues]

Manchester United have announced a net loss of £115.5m for the 2021-22 season even though revenues rose by 18% to £583.2m.

Figures released incorporating the end of their financial year in June showed losses rose by £23.3m compared to 2021.

The club's debt also went up, from £419.5m in 2021 to £514.9m this year - an increase of more than 22%.

"Our club's mission is to win football matches and entertain our fans," chief executive Richard Arnold said.

As a result of the signings last summer of the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Jadon Sancho and Raphael Varane wages rose by 19.1%, a rise of £61.6m to £384.2m.

That figure is the highest in Premier League history, surpassing the previous total of £355m set by Manchester City who have actually won a few trophies and have a squad that is worth more than 87pence.

[nottsblue]

Manchester United have announced a net loss of £115.5m for the 2021-22 season even though revenues rose by 18% to £583.2m.

Figures released incorporating the end of their financial year in June showed losses rose by £23.3m compared to 2021.

The club's debt also went up, from £419.5m in 2021 to £514.9m this year - an increase of more than 22%.

"Our club's mission is to win football matches and entertain our fans," chief executive Richard Arnold said.

As a result of the signings last summer of the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Jadon Sancho and Raphael Varane wages rose by 19.1%, a rise of £61.6m to £384.2m.

That figure is the highest in Premier League history, surpassing the previous total of £355m set by Manchester City who have actually won a few trophies and have a squad that is worth more than 87pence.

Interesting that such abysmal results haven't brought any condemnation from either Sky or the BBC

Imagine if we make a loss like that?
We would never hear the end of it. We are still talked about as big spenders despite having better net spends than most if not all the top 6-7 clubs over the last 5 or so years

[Dimples]

Manchester United have announced a net loss of £115.5m for the 2021-22 season even though revenues rose by 18% to £583.2m.

Figures released incorporating the end of their financial year in June showed losses rose by £23.3m compared to 2021.

The club's debt also went up, from £419.5m in 2021 to £514.9m this year - an increase of more than 22%.

"Our club's mission is to win football matches and entertain our fans," chief executive Richard Arnold said.

As a result of the signings last summer of the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Jadon Sancho and Raphael Varane wages rose by 19.1%, a rise of £61.6m to £384.2m.

That figure is the highest in Premier League history, surpassing the previous total of £355m set by Manchester City who have actually won a few trophies and have a squad that is worth more than 87pence.

Interesting that such abysmal results haven't brought any condemnation from either Sky or the BBC

Imagine if we make a loss like that?
We would never hear the end of it. We are still talked about as big spenders despite having better net spends than most if not all the top 6-7 clubs over the last 5 or so years

"Our club's mission is to win football matches and entertain our fans," chief executive Richard Arnold said.

Failing on both counts

[Dameerto]

An angry Cristiano Ronaldo stormed off the pitch and refused to clap Manchester United's away support as his first start in the Premier League under Erik ten Hag ended in a dismal 4-0 defeat at Brentford.

Ronaldo, visibly frustrated after seeing his team suffer an embarrassing loss, did not shake Ten Hag's hand and appeared to have a terse exchange with assistant coach Steve McLaren before leaving the field at the Brentford Community Stadium.

Can't believe those cunts fell for the 'Man City interest' when he was rumoured to be coming here. Probably our biggest 'signing' in the modern era (including Haaland).

[patrickblue]

Manchester United have announced a net loss of £115.5m for the 2021-22 season even though revenues rose by 18% to £583.2m.

Figures released incorporating the end of their financial year in June showed losses rose by £23.3m compared to 2021.

The club's debt also went up, from £419.5m in 2021 to £514.9m this year - an increase of more than 22%.

"Our club's mission is to win football matches and entertain our fans," chief executive Richard Arnold said.

As a result of the signings last summer of the likes of Cristiano Ronaldo, Jadon Sancho and Raphael Varane wages rose by 19.1%, a rise of £61.6m to £384.2m.

That figure is the highest in Premier League history, surpassing the previous total of £355m set by Manchester City who have actually won a few trophies and have a squad that is worth more than 87pence.

Interesting that such abysmal results haven't brought any condemnation from either Sky or the BBC

Imagine if we make a loss like that?
We would never hear the end of it. We are still talked about as big spenders despite having better net spends than most if not all the top 6-7 clubs over the last 5 or so years

"Our club's mission is to win football matches and entertain our fans," chief executive Richard Arnold said.

Failing on both counts

Although to be fair, they are entertaining everyone else's fans.

[patrickblue]

[patrickblue]

[sheblue]

Be nice to Martinez he forgot his step ladder.

[blues-clues]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1576572405648003073

[Harry Dowd scored]

Is this the end for the bin dippers - :

End of the wheelie bin? Underground 'super-bins' that hold thousands of litres of waste in huge containers below street could be rolled out nationwide after successful launch in Liverpool
Councils across the UK considering adopting 'super-bins' as seen in Liverpool
The bins can hold up to 5,000 litres of waste in huge containers below the street
They eliminate issues associated with wheelie bins such as rats, flies and litter

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... rpool.html

[CTID Hants]

Is this the end for the bin dippers - :

End of the wheelie bin? Underground 'super-bins' that hold thousands of litres of waste in huge containers below street could be rolled out nationwide after successful launch in Liverpool
Councils across the UK considering adopting 'super-bins' as seen in Liverpool
The bins can hold up to 5,000 litres of waste in huge containers below the street
They eliminate issues associated with wheelie bins such as rats, flies and litter

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... rpool.html

They got these in Spain https://youtu.be/_7_JfLJxkPo

[RodneyRodney]

Villa fan on BBC :
"Gerrard so far out of his depth. Can’t wait for the media to blame the players when he inevitably gets sacked. The guy wouldn’t look like a coach with National Express tattooed on his forehead."