***Everton v Champions Official Match Thread***

[Mase]

Brighton win today and I’m asking the Mrs for a shag

[Beefymcfc]

Love it. Gundogan on straight after the match for an interview so we can get the fuck out of there and concentrate on our next challenge.

Will Pep even bother or will they record it for later?

[Beefymcfc]

Brighton win today and I’m asking the Mrs for a shag

Asking? She should be begging with you to shut you up

[Mase]

Brighton win today and I’m asking the Mrs for a shag

Asking? She should be begging with you to shut you up

[KinkyKinkladze]

Massive relief that's out of the way, I've been dreading it all week. Superb performance, hardly broke a sweat. Now rest up and smash those Real Patatas Bravas bastards on Wednesday.

[Beefymcfc]

Massive relief that's out of the way, I've been dreading it all week. Superb performance, hardly broke a sweat. Now rest up and smash those Real Patatas Bravas bastards on Wednesday.

Interesting how we see games. I had no reservations about today and the only reason why Blues shat themselves was because of a freak game.

Moving on, I’m the same against Real but do understand that it could be the same freak game as per Everton’s Brighton game. In my book, only UEFA can stop us from getting to the final and with a hostile home crowd, even they can’t take the piss that much to give them the win.

[Harry Dowd scored]

Brighton win today and I’m asking the Mrs for a shag

Here is wisdom, put it in a written request

[blues2win]

Pep says Rodri fine for Wednesday after the knock he got late on.

[Original Dub]

Any word on why haaland asked to come off? I'm presuming that's why he had a few words just before?

[Beefymcfc]

Any word on why haaland asked to come off? I'm presuming that's why he had a few words just before?

I don’t think he asked, more he presumed and then had that chat.

[Mase]

Have we had an apology from Haaland begging assaulted by Pickford?

[s1ty m]

Sign Gundogan immediately. He's fucking superb. No more pissing about, give him what he wants.

[Beefymcfc]

Sign Gundogan immediately. He's fucking superb. No more pissing about, give him what he wants.

Make him wait. What can he do in the CL

[KinkyKinkladze]

Massive relief that's out of the way, I've been dreading it all week. Superb performance, hardly broke a sweat. Now rest up and smash those Real Patatas Bravas bastards on Wednesday.

Interesting how we see games. I had no reservations about today and the only reason why Blues shat themselves was because of a freak game.

Moving on, I’m the same against Real but do understand that it could be the same freak game as per Everton’s Brighton game. In my book, only UEFA can stop us from getting to the final and with a hostile home crowd, even they can’t take the piss that much to give them the win.

As I said on a previous post beefy. I'm a *massive* shit house. To this day I still believe if anybody can make a balls of it, City can.

I thought Mahrez was excellent today, much improved on recent performances. Going into the Madrid game, he will be useful bringing that in from the bench if needed.

[Beefymcfc]

Massive relief that's out of the way, I've been dreading it all week. Superb performance, hardly broke a sweat. Now rest up and smash those Real Patatas Bravas bastards on Wednesday.

Interesting how we see games. I had no reservations about today and the only reason why Blues shat themselves was because of a freak game.

Moving on, I’m the same against Real but do understand that it could be the same freak game as per Everton’s Brighton game. In my book, only UEFA can stop us from getting to the final and with a hostile home crowd, even they can’t take the piss that much to give them the win.

As I said on a previous post beefy. I'm a *massive* shit house. To this day I still believe if anybody can make a balls of it, City can.

I thought Mahrez was excellent today, much improved on recent performances. Going into the Madrid game, he will be useful bringing that in from the bench if needed.

We’re not shithouses, mate, it’s just part of our DNA.

[Beefymcfc]

Anybody still smiling?

[john@staustell]

Brighton win today and I’m asking the Mrs for a shag

Pop your blue pill

[Mase]

Brighton win today and I’m asking the Mrs for a shag

Pop your blue pill

Might even treat myself to 100mg instead of 50!

[Mase]

Pep confronted Mina at full time and all the City players refused to shake his hand.

[zuricity]

Brighton win today and I’m asking the Mrs for a shag

Here is wisdom, put it in a written request

Just roll the Nightie down afterwards and keep quiet.