The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[patrickblue]

Manchester United have been told "major improvements" are needed to ensure food sold at Old Trafford is safe to eat.
The Premier League side have been given a one star out of five food hygiene rating after a Food Standards Agency inspection last month.

Well the Beeb had Fanny an Johnny. Rags have Sam an Ella !

Never learn do they.
They sacked Liz Teria because she wasn't cutting the mustard and employed those two.

[PeterParker]

Manchester United are weighing up a move for Sevilla and Morocco striker Youssef En-Nesyri, 26, because another target, Stuttgart's 27-year-old Guinea international Serhou Guirassy, prefers a switch to Tottenham. (Sun)

Oh my

[nottsblue]

Rags have gone four games without scoring a goal

First time since 1992.

Please send this stat to any and all rags u know

[nottsblue]

Rags have lost 13 games. Not since 1930 have they lost so many before Christmas

Ten bob making history

[Bluemoon4610]

Rags have lost 13 games. Not since 1930 have they lost so many before Christmas

Ten bob making history

Record breakers!

[nottsblue]

Manchester United have been told "major improvements" are needed to ensure food sold at Old Trafford is safe to eat.
The Premier League side have been given a one star out of five food hygiene rating after a Food Standards Agency inspection last month.

The chicken at the swamp is better than the football though

[zuricity]

Manchester United have been told "major improvements" are needed to ensure food sold at Old Trafford is safe to eat.
The Premier League side have been given a one star out of five food hygiene rating after a Food Standards Agency inspection last month.

The chicken at the swamp is better than the football though

Now you're just (be)coming a raw prawn !

[carolina-blue]

Just saw this on Bluemoon

Fun fact. Liverpool's average home attendance this season is 50,968, 7th highest in the PL. City's is 53,304. Liverpool's percentage of seats filled is 92.6%, the lowest in the PL. City's is 97.1%. Never let a dipper get away with lying that City have empty seats and no fans.

[Scatman]

Just saw this on Bluemoon

Fun fact. Liverpool's average home attendance this season is 50,968, 7th highest in the PL. City's is 53,304. Liverpool's percentage of seats filled is 92.6%, the lowest in the PL. City's is 97.1%. Never let a dipper get away with lying that City have empty seats and no fans.

From where I sit I would say the tourists have moved from Anfield to the Etihad.

[sheblue]

Rags have lost 13 games. Not since 1930 have they lost so many before Christmas

Ten bob making history

Ah come on now, surely not, they are the most in form team in the league.
At least that's what we were told.

[CTID Hants]

Rags have lost 13 games. Not since 1930 have they lost so many before Christmas

Ten bob making history

Ah come on now, surely not, they are the most in form team in the league.
At least that's what we were told.

Only 8 of those in the league, 1 in Carabou and FOUR in Europe, so they are letting the whole world know they are monumentally shit and rapidly no longer relevant.

The sinking ship that literally is the swamp full of rats.

[zuricity]

Did like this comment though:

" 1.3 billion for a stake in Old Trafford ? Hope it's better than the chicken. "

[patrickblue]

Did like this comment though:

" 1.3 billion for a stake in Old Trafford ? Hope it's better than the chicken. "

[Original Dub]

Their sporadic wins are just perfect. Everytime he's on the brink, they win a game and think they've turned a corner.

Then they lose the next one and they all scratch their head again.

I can't see them improving one single iota and it looks like they need a major overhaul again. How many overhauls can you get without winning a thing??

[nottsblue]

Their sporadic wins are just perfect. Everytime he's on the brink, they win a game and think they've turned a corner.

Then they lose the next one and they all scratch their head again.

I can't see them improving one single iota and it looks like they need a major overhaul again. How many overhauls can you get without winning a thing??

It’s brilliant

I’d love him to be sacked though just to see them appoint MacLaren as interim manager. That would be just the funniest thing

And in terms of overhauls, it can be an ongoing process for decades, we are proof of that

[sheblue]

Their sporadic wins are just perfect. Everytime he's on the brink, they win a game and think they've turned a corner.

Then they lose the next one and they all scratch their head again.

I can't see them improving one single iota and it looks like they need a major overhaul again. How many overhauls can you get without winning a thing??

It’s brilliant

I’d love him to be sacked though just to see them appoint MacLaren as interim manager. That would be just the funniest thing

And in terms of overhauls, it can be an ongoing process for decades, we are proof of that

I am praying he can hold on 'turning the corner' until Southgate becomes available.
That would be pure poetry.

[Bluemoon4610]

Their sporadic wins are just perfect. Everytime he's on the brink, they win a game and think they've turned a corner.

Then they lose the next one and they all scratch their head again.

I can't see them improving one single iota and it looks like they need a major overhaul again. How many overhauls can you get without winning a thing??

It’s brilliant

I’d love him to be sacked though just to see them appoint MacLaren as interim manager. That would be just the funniest thing

And in terms of overhauls, it can be an ongoing process for decades, we are proof of that

Record breakers again! They've just set the record for the shortest "new era" ever

[rosbif cuisson 'bleu']

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[patrickblue]

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[nottsblue]

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Lovely