The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[zuricity]

Southgate's coronation to the swamp throne being openly discussed by the rag media on a daily basis.

Some respect they have for their existing manager

The funniest bit, is that unlike all the previous post bacon managers, where they had mixed feelings, Ten Hag was universally regarded as the messiah by the rag fans.

He is not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy.

I didn't take my coat off

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[zuricity]

Rags ticker :

Stock price down 37.12% year on year. Well done Jim

[CTID Hants]

Rags ticker :

Stock price down 37.12% year on year. Well done Jim

[CTID Hants]

Manchester United are targeting Brentford manager Thomas Frank to take over from Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford in the summer, not England boss Gareth Southgate. (Football Transfers)

However, according to other reports co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Ineos are planning for Ten Hag to be in charge at United next season, but are developing a strategy to be able to move quickly should they decide to replace him

This Jim fella seems as bad or if not worse than the glazers, surely the rag fans must be questioning this 'saviour'

Unless ten bob has a written guarantee he stays, if i were him I'd walk and take the media cash for spilling the beans.

[Im_Spartacus]

Manchester United are targeting Brentford manager Thomas Frank to take over from Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford in the summer, not England boss Gareth Southgate. (Football Transfers)

However, according to other reports co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe and Ineos are planning for Ten Hag to be in charge at United next season, but are developing a strategy to be able to move quickly should they decide to replace him

This Jim fella seems as bad or if not worse than the glazers, surely the rag fans must be questioning this 'saviour'

Unless ten bob has a written guarantee he stays, if i were him I'd walk and take the media cash for spilling the beans.

You're making a very big assumption that anything the media is writing has a grain of truth. United stories are worth a fortune in clicks, the number of clickbait headlines around with zero substance in the articles suggests most of it is just made up.

[BlueinBosnia]

Manchester United are targeting Brentford manager Thomas Frank to take over from Erik ten Hag at Old Trafford in the summer, not England boss Gareth Southgate. (Football Transfers)

Just looked at how long Frank's been in charge of Brentford: He's the 5th-longest-serving manager in the Football League. Amazingly, Arteta is 6th!

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This has made me smile mate

[ruralblue]

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This has made me smile mate

Biggest jokes going to be on us today actually willing the fucking cunts to win. Felt dirty enough a few weeks ago getting excited when their extra time goal went in let alone hoping they won again today.

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This has made me smile mate

Biggest jokes going to be on us today actually willing the fucking cunts to win. Felt dirty enough a few weeks ago getting excited when their extra time goal went in let alone hoping they won again today.

Same. Beat the scousers but if both teams pick up plenty of injuries I won’t shed a tear.

[zuricity]

Well well well

[Harry Dowd scored]

Look at this the last time spuds won league -:

https://x.com/2dogsMark2/status/1787068281003642912

[nottsblue]

Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit

AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit

Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit

Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit

ETH - Was probably entertained.

From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight

[salford city]

Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit

AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit

Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit

Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit

ETH - Was probably entertained.

From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight

Pretty fair assessment on their team. Loved the comments particularly Anthony and the Clearasil Kid

[Bluemoon4610]

Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit

AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit

Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit

Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit

ETH - Was probably entertained.

From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight

I know it shouldn't be funny but that Eriksen one made me laugh out loud...

[nottsblue]

Onana - Convinced he thinks near post goals don't count. Shit

AWB - Not a real footballer. Shit
Case - Pathetic. Incompetent. And. Really. Shit
Evans - Legend. Shit
Dalot - An actual moron. Shit

Mainoo - Should probably leave for his own good. Shit.
Eriksen - Only Man Utd could make literally dying not the worst thing you've ever endured. Shit
Mount - Thank feck we spent £55m on him. Shit

Antony - Pretty good... Or you know, the absolute worst footballer to ever play for us. Beyond shit.
Hojlund - Is starting to understand why Martial is injured all the time. Shit.
Garnacho - Lionel Messi didn't have to go though this. Shit

ETH - Was probably entertained.

From ragcafe. Reading some of the comments is genuinely funnier than the result tonight

I know it shouldn't be funny but that Eriksen one made me laugh out loud...

That was my favourite as well

[Nigels Tackle]

never in my wildest dreams could i have imagined that our rise and their downfall would be this spectacular. i wouldn't normally bother watching a mid table game on a monday night but i knew they would lose and i had to tune in just to laugh at them!

[carl_feedthegoat]

I go on Rag cafe now and again when I fancy some comedy gold deluded comments to read but the one single poster that boils my piss and one that really deserves to be hung drawn and quartered is that fuckign Padr81 who , by all accounts, is a City fan....what a total BE he is.

Got his tongue so far inserted into the anal cavities of just about every rag on that site...its sickening to read.

Traitor.

[sheblue]

I would like to see them win Sunday.
But there's probably little chance of that.