The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[stupot]

Rumours they’re selling Hojland. What did they pay? £75m? No way they’re getting anywhere near that back.

I remember one of the papers doing a full 2 page spread telling the world he was already as good as , and will be even better than Haaland

Something they seemed to base purely on the fact he's Scandinavian and playing for the rags.

He’s got more spots on his face than goals.

To be fair he's got more spots on his face than Erling's got goals

[patrickblue]

Some waste of money that lad, and anthony 90 mill or something. Astonishing.

Bloody hilarious really. And they just keep on doing it, year after year.

Mind you, it does look like they've finally reached the bottom of their money pit.

[PeterParker]

I think he might be the only one there who doesn't look like a cunt.

[nottsblue]

It’s CRYSTAL clear the rags are utter dogshit

[john@staustell]

Palace above them now. I wonder if the Rags will make 39 points?

[salford city]

Arsenal pit 5 past us. Hang your fucking heads boys

[patrickblue]

Arsenal pit 5 past us. Hang your fucking heads boys

Fair enough, but we're only total shite some of the time.

Anyway, this article shows what an own goal the rags scored when they pushed FFP (or whatever they're calling it now) through.

Hoisted by their own petard big time.

And the funniest thing is the Glaziers don't care, because the cash cow's still paying out.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c2eg41jyjneo

[zuricity]

Arsenal pit 5 past us. Hang your fucking heads boys

Fair enough, but we're only total shite some of the time.

Anyway, this article shows what an own goal the rags scored when they pushed FFP (or whatever they're calling it now) through.

Hoisted by their own petard big time.

And the funniest thing is the Glaziers don't care, because the cash cow's still paying out.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c2eg41jyjneo

It will all end up like Bury , or some time ago Accrington Stanley.

[Bluemoon4610]

Arsenal pit 5 past us. Hang your fucking heads boys

Fair enough, but we're only total shite some of the time.

Anyway, this article shows what an own goal the rags scored when they pushed FFP (or whatever they're calling it now) through.

Hoisted by their own petard big time.

And the funniest thing is the Glaziers don't care, because the cash cow's still paying out.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c2eg41jyjneo

It will all end up like Bury , or some time ago Accrington Stanley.

One can only hope...

[salford city]

Arsenal pit 5 past us. Hang your fucking heads boys

Fair enough, but we're only total shite some of the time.

Anyway, this article shows what an own goal the rags scored when they pushed FFP (or whatever they're calling it now) through.

Hoisted by their own petard big time.

And the funniest thing is the Glaziers don't care, because the cash cow's still paying out.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c2eg41jyjneo

The more of these type of articles we see, the better. Makes it so much sweeter that we splurged the cash whilst scruffy jim and co.were haggling to get overpriced tat off their books before they could even contemplate a purchase. The amount of ££ spunked by ten bob is hitting home hard. Long may it continue. As you say, the gift remains in the glazers who will keep rinsing them and now they've got scruffy jim as a focal point to deliver the bad news for them

[Mase]

Heard my daughter’s friend saying United were better than City to my daughter while they were at ours on Monday. Drove them to training and decided to hit her with the truth -

“As long as you have both been on this earth, United have never finished above City”

“Add both your ages together, 6 & 7 = 13. 2013 - that’s the last time United finished above City.”

“United haven’t won the league in over 10 years. Since then City have won it 7 times”

“Have a great time girls! Bye!!”

[nottsblue]

Heard my daughter’s friend saying United were better than City to my daughter while they were at ours on Monday. Drove them to training and decided to hit her with the truth -

“As long as you have both been on this earth, United have never finished above City”

“Add both your ages together, 6 & 7 = 13. 2013 - that’s the last time United finished about City.”

“United haven’t won the league in over 10 years. Since then City have won it 7 times”

“Have a great time girls! Bye!!”

The dippers have finished above us once since 2008

A stat that gets them squealing even higher than normal

[Mase]

Heard my daughter’s friend saying United were better than City to my daughter while they were at ours on Monday. Drove them to training and decided to hit her with the truth -

“As long as you have both been on this earth, United have never finished above City”

“Add both your ages together, 6 & 7 = 13. 2013 - that’s the last time United finished about City.”

“United haven’t won the league in over 10 years. Since then City have won it 7 times”

“Have a great time girls! Bye!!”

The dippers have finished above us once since 2008

A stat that gets them squealing even higher than normal

That’s class

[zuricity]

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[nottsblue]

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Brilliant

[Nigels Tackle]

antony with 3 in 3 for betis
pellers working wonders with him

[patrickblue]

antony with 3 in 3 for betis
pellers working wonders with him

Amazing really. Everyone they sign is brilliant before they go there, turn to shite as soon as they arrive, then revert to brilliance as soon as they leave.
Even the managers seem to do the same.
There's something really rotten at the swamp.

Long may it continue.

[carolina-blue]

antony with 3 in 3 for betis
pellers working wonders with him

Amazing really. Everyone they sign is brilliant before they go there, turn to shite as soon as they arrive, then revert to brilliance as soon as they leave.
Even the managers seem to do the same.
There's something really rotten at the swamp.

Long may it continue.

I believe it’s the old pisscan , Trampvestite Jim may have cut his money But he is still there smelling the place out ,

[salford city]

I read over the weekend that scruffy jim was planning another round of 200 redundancies. Closing down their London office. INEOS are up to their necks in debt. The glazers must be laughing their cocks off

[Mase]

I read over the weekend that scruffy jim was planning another round of 200 redundancies. Closing down their London office. INEOS are up to their necks in debt. The glazers must be laughing their cocks off

Yet Wilcox is still employed and no one there knows what he does