The Laughing Thread, the gift that keeps on giving.

[zuricity]

Spuds winning the next season's relegation battle, as luke shaws belly gives spuds an own goal advantage.

[CTID Hants]

Spuds winning the next season's relegation battle, as luke shaws belly gives spuds an own goal advantage.

Been watching and all I can say is rags have so many cuntish cheating cunts it is unreal.

Bruno goes without saying.

Diallo

Mazroui

Casemiro

Poor version Haaland

All cheating first half and only one booked, when all of them should have been.

No fan of spuds but I really hope they spank the rag cunts...

[Nigels Tackle]

the end of season bbq will be fun

[Mase]

Rags could finish this season with less than 40 points

They're so lucky that the promoted teams were so poor.

[john@staustell]

the end of season bbq will be fun

Cancelled.

That was only if they won a trophy. That they considered 'beneath them"

[Hazy2]

It’s fuckin lovely. Radio silence. Toxic Sunday at the swamp!

[patrickblue]

Trophy dodgers finally found a trophy they couldn't dodge.

Brilliant!

[Mase]

If United beat Villa they'll match Pearce's final season with us, 42 points

[Dubciteh]

If United beat Villa they'll match Pearce's final season with us, 42 points

Thats the funniest stat of all, that pearce season my worst as a fan and they still havent matched that points total!!! Hahahahah

Such a pity we couldnt have won the league this year as it would have been nice payback for 05-06 when they beat that pearce team to win the league after vassell(shudder) missed a penalty

[nottsblue]

If United beat Villa they'll match Pearce's final season with us, 42 points

Superb stat. And I'd be truly astounded if Villa get beat by them. In fact, I can see Villa battering them 4 or 5 and the swamp turning extremely toxic

[nottsblue]

In response to rivals Spurs winning the Europa League and fulfilling Ang’s prophecy of always winning a trophy in his second season, Arteta has released a statement saying he always wins something in his seventh season

[patrickblue]

If United beat Villa they'll match Pearce's final season with us, 42 points

Thats the funniest stat of all, that pearce season my worst as a fan and they still havent matched that points total!!! Hahahahah

Such a pity we couldnt have won the league this year as it would have been nice payback for 05-06 when they beat that pearce team to win the league after vassell(shudder) missed a penalty

I was at that game, and I've still never seen that penalty.
Didn't watch it at the time because I knew he'd miss, and never seen it since.

[Nigels Tackle]

Man Utd faced with £80m black hole after disastrous season

- £10m adidas penalty clause invoked
- £20m cut in PL merit payments
- £30m drop for no European football for first time in a decade
- £20m drop in matchday receipts from fewer home games

[Mase]

Man Utd faced with £80m black hole after disastrous season

- £10m adidas penalty clause invoked
- £20m cut in PL merit payments
- £30m drop for no European football for first time in a decade
- £20m drop in matchday receipts from fewer home games

Same as what they paid for Harry Maguire, or Sancho, or the spotty kid, or Anthony

[salford city]

Man Utd faced with £80m black hole after disastrous season

- £10m adidas penalty clause invoked
- £20m cut in PL merit payments
- £30m drop for no European football for first time in a decade
- £20m drop in matchday receipts from fewer home games

Same as what they paid for Harry Maguire, or Sancho, or the spotty kid, or Anthony

Also, that £10M sponsorship is spread over the contract length not a £10M hit now and will be adjusted again next year when they again miss out. Reading that he has a war chest of £100M, good fucking luck with that. Need something like £25M this summer alone to pay for outstanding transfer fees for Sancho and Anthony. Really deep in the shit and I'm expecting someone to throw them a barca type lifeline

[Hazy2]

The most pleasing thought. It will get worse. 39 points three of highest earners all out on loan. Chaos coming added to a very respected manager saying you can sack me! It’s going to be fun. Ineos must be congratulated.

[Nigels Tackle]

The most pleasing thought. It will get worse. 39 points three of highest earners all out on loan. Chaos coming added to a very respected manager saying you can sack me! It’s going to be fun. Ineos must be congratulated.

agent berada working his magic!
how they gloated when they poached him - hahahahahahaha!

[Mase]

Apparently they were 4 points off CL places when he took over and now they're 27. GIVE HIM ANOTHER SEASON!

[zuricity]

The rags are running at a loss at the moment. Long may it continue.

[salford city]

Apparently they were 4 points off CL places when he took over and now they're 27. GIVE HIM ANOTHER SEASON!

As daft as it sounds, if they stick with him AND give him the players he wants that fit into his ONLY way of playing, he would do well imho. The trouble is, there are not too many of the current crop who fit into that system and he's Not going to change his system. There's fuck all to spend and no buyers for any of the dross that is for sale certainly not at the prices they'd want and the daft wages that they've signed on at. Missing this chumps league with no other European football as a backup is going to have serious consequences. Fucking loving it. Go big, spend it all on Cunha from Wolves see how that works out for you.