***Spurs v City Official Match Thread***

[Nick]

Haaland is arse

[bigblue]

If we lose this afternoon, might I politely suggest you ( the lefties) fuck off for a few days... or months... or years? as there will, more than likely, be a metaphorical bloodbath on this board, and your delicate sensibilities might not cope with the venom being spewed.

Thank you for your attention in this matter

Nice bit of AI plagiarism there Carl

Although AI itself is nothing but plagiarism

Not at all.......Its a TRUMP sign off...it winds up 'certain people' on here and that makes my life even fuller than it already is.

Always a good look when you're imitating a paedophile. Definitely means that everything is going well in your life.

And out of nowhere …….a leftie.

Ps - tread carefully leftie…your on dangerous ground.

You think you're being edgy but you just come across as sad and bitter

[Harry Dowd scored]

I have feeling we are going to a player sent off

[carl_feedthegoat]

Haaland is arse

His touch is dreadful , probably one of the worst first touches I’ve ever see .

[city72]

Haaland from best in the world to dogshite in a month

[branny]

Soft as fuck. How many times do we see a bit of a melee in the middle and the opposition come away with the ball? It's every time. Put your foot in FFS!

[carl_feedthegoat]

Haaland is a fuckign liability so far !

[carolina-blue]

Soft as fuck. How many times do we see a bit of a melee in the middle and the opposition come away with the ball? It's every time. Put your foot in FFS!

I hear you but do it with this ref and we will lose players

[Harry Dowd scored]

Spurs starting to make chances

[Indianablue]

Haalands second touch is a tackle. Close control is not in his skill set. We continue to drop off after scoring s goal and invite thrm back onto us. Completely bored with watching these performances. Every match its the same. Semenyo not getting anything and Nunes can go for me. Utter bang average championship journeyman

[Vantage]

Spuds doing a great job of dragging us down to their dogshit level should be 3-0 and coasting now.

[Harry Dowd scored]

That’s the way city take a long time in build so Spurs can get their defensive shape

[Woodyblue]

Gain five yards and pass it backwards ten yards

[Harry Dowd scored]

Semenyo what a player 2-0

[mr_nool]

Get the fuck in!

[Indianablue]

Cherki is running less than Haaland. Another lazy fucker. He's got his goal, he'll be trying to gee up the away support next.
Another boring dogshit dross display

[CTID Hants]

Get the fuck in, worth every penny that lad

[PeterParker]

What a transfer is his fella. Get the fuck in.

[bigblue]

Might be the worst team we've come up against in the PL for awhile

[carl_feedthegoat]

Lovely - it’s been pretty boring and spurs have to be the poorest team we have played so far but2 nil is 2 nil.