***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby Mase » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:28 pm

We won't score here even if we play until 10pm

Haaland Just strolling around. No one behind him offering any sort of decent assist.
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby PeterParker » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:28 pm

Can't see us getting a draw at this point.

One of the worse home games I've seen in years.
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby Indianablue » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:28 pm

Another loose pass from Dias . Fucking waste of space. Under no pressure and he finds a Bournemouth player with ease.

Lost our shape up front haaland all over the place
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby PeterParker » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:29 pm

Guehi & Kovacic are our midfield in a game we must come back and win.

And some are happy with the squad :lol:
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby bigblue » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:30 pm

30 games without a goal is a shocking stat for Foden
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby bigblue » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:31 pm

PeterParker wrote:Can't see us getting a draw at this point.

One of the worse home games I've seen in years.


Yes but also slightly better than our last game
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby Indianablue » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:32 pm

All too fucking slow
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:32 pm

I’m very close to turning this off to watch some animal planet
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby sheblue » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:33 pm

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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby bigblue » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:33 pm

Haaland has been out of form for us for pretty much all of 2026. Somehow turned it on for Norway though
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby john@staustell » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:35 pm

bigblue wrote:30 games without a goal is a shocking stat for Foden


No surprise though, when you watch him
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby bigblue » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:36 pm

How the fuck is Haaland so bad at finishing for us
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:36 pm

I think Haaland should go out and buy himself a blonde wig.
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby Redna » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:39 pm

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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby bigblue » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:39 pm

Grealish on to win the game for us in 2026. Long long season ahead of us
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:39 pm

I’m done - turning it off.

Absolute shit
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby branny » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:42 pm

Same shit, different year
No urgency in the transfer window
Players back late undercooked
Tinkering with things that have previously worked fine
Square pegs in round holes
Slow out of the blocks
One shot one goal
Finishing thread......
Balotelli......that's a brilliant finish.
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby john@staustell » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:43 pm

Do you think anyone told Maresca about the players? Or he just has to find out himself?
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby bigblue » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:44 pm

john@staustell wrote:Do you think anyone told Maresca about the players? Or he just has to find out himself?


My 10-year-old nephew would do a better job choosing a team. Have no idea what Marescas strategy is here, all just seems to be quite random
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Re: ***City v Bournemouth Official Match Thread***

Postby bigblue » Sun Aug 23, 2026 2:46 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:I’m done - turning it off.

Absolute shit


Can you do that more often? Seem to do the trick

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