***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:30 pm

Get in. YET another brace Erling. Good lad!

1. "unintelligible language"
2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby CTID Hants » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:31 pm

HAALAND for the hattrick please
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby KinkyKinkladze » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:31 pm

Get in. Hat trick please now big erl, it's been a while.
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:35 pm

Nunes injured... not good!

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2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:37 pm

Good performance by Foden.
Why risk Elliott on 3-1? Give him a full rest, ffs.

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2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:45 pm

Hat trick Viking
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby nottsblue » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:45 pm

Hat trick for the Viking
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:45 pm

The HATTRICK!
WHAT A GOAL.

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2. "ACID QUEEN"
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5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:45 pm

I’m starting to really dislike semenyo
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby KinkyKinkladze » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:45 pm

Tremendous.

Think enzo's off here.
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:46 pm

What a cracker
THEY SAY SWEARING IS DUE TO A LIMITED VOCABULARY. I KNOW THOUSANDS OF WORDS, BUT I STILL PREFER "FUCK OFF" TO "GO AWAY"
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby bigblue » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:46 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:I’m starting to really dislike semenyo


Don't know what's happened to him this season versus last, but hope he can snap out of it soon
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:46 pm

carl_feedthegoat wrote:I’m starting to really dislike semenyo

Precisely, greedy dick there.

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2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:46 pm

VAR disallows it
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:47 pm

Guei again fucking up
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby bigblue » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:48 pm

That was a fun passage of play, shame it didn't result in anything
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby Swales4ever » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:48 pm

Here we go! TWO VAR in a row!

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2. "ACID QUEEN"
3. "never once fails to turn a football thread into a himseelf thread"
4. "thumbs stalker often resulting in repetitive thumb strain"
5. ignore the cunt. he's on permantent wum mission. only TIDs may know City
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby KinkyKinkladze » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:49 pm

Guehi you fucking mong.
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby Harry Dowd scored » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:49 pm

Penalty
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Re: ***City v Ipswich Official Match Thread***

Postby PeterParker » Sat Oct 17, 2026 3:49 pm

I remember this cunt, was he in charge with Wolves last season?
When he denied us two penalties?
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