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Derby Joke

Postby Blue Toy » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:20 pm

United's dressing room minutes before kick off in the derby;

"Right I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue shit. Remember the bastards did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you don't win, those cockney fuckers at Chelsea could have 7 points on us. Now I don't care if you kick, punch or head-butt your way to victory, you must win this. Good luck."

Then Sir Alex walks in and says, "Thanks ref, I'll take it from here."
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Re: Derby Joke

Postby gillie » Fri Apr 16, 2010 10:22 pm

Blue Toy wrote:U***d's dressing room minutes before kick off in the derby;

"Right I want 110% effort from the word go against this blue shit. Remember the bastards did us on the anniversary of Munich. If you don't win, those cockney fuckers at Chelsea could have 7 points on us. Now I don't care if you kick, punch or head-butt your way to victory, you must win this. Good luck."

Then Sir Alex walks in and says, "Thanks ref, I'll take it from here."

Thats probably true lol.
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