I was thinking about this in the shower yesterday- I wonder what's happened to all the lucky charms he was supposed to install? Were'nt there four-toed frogs or summat all over the shop?
"Ferguson. Žvaka kurac." (Ferguson. Chewing-gum cock.) Old man in a bar in rural Bosnia.
I swear I heard a rumour that some rag fan who was working on the conversion after the Commonwealth Games buried a rag shirt under the pitch as a way of cursing us.
Sadly, after he did that, we became the richest club in the world, broke the British transfer record while backing them into a corner and forcing them to overpay over a(and I use the term loosely) striker, and took a massive leap towards the top of the table.