Whats In The Book?

[lets all have a disco]

100% There is a dildo in that box.

[Vhero]

100% There is a dildo in that box.

The fact your so sure on that worries me.

[dick dastardley]

theres probably about 20,000 names and addresses of prostitutes that will give all the panel a quick once over before deciding!!!!

[carl_feedthegoat]

Its a book of rules and regs split into 2 parts..one for anything English and the other for everyone else.

[Chinners]

It's probably his wifes food supply .... for the next 3 months

[Im_Spartacus]

theres probably about 20,000 names and addresses of prostitutes that will give all the panel
a quick once over before deciding!!!!

In the case of that fucking bent cunt Blatter, you would surely be close to the truth there


I can heartily recommend this very topical book
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Foul-Secret-Bri ... 0007208111

The author's website, very very interesting
http://www.transparencyinsport.org/

[Sister of fu]

100% There is a dildo in that box.

I have to agree LAHAD it looks like a Dildo box not quite sure how you know it's a Dildo box?? You been sneaking into Clone Zone??

[Scatman]

Imagine having to read all of that, and one for each entrant. No wonder the decision is based on who gives them the biggest bung. Or dildo.

[gaudy]

theres probably about 20,000 names and addresses of prostitutes that will give all the panel a quick once over before deciding!!!!

hopefully they kept rooneys one of the list!

[ruralblue]

100% There is a dildo in that box.

I have to agree LAHAD it looks like a Dildo box not quite sure how you know it's a Dildo box?? You been sneaking into Clone Zone??

What kind of dildo's are you two buying??, last I bought the box was 2" wide by 24" long.

[Beanieboy]

i think the dildo handed the book to Blatter, and why did they let somebody that can't even read his own name give the fooking book?

[blootoof]

A bomb I hope.

[Mase]

100% There is a dildo in that box.

I have to agree LAHAD it looks like a Dildo box not quite sure how you know it's a Dildo box?? You been sneaking into Clone Zone??

I'd go as far as saying it looks like a black mamba to me!

[MARKMAKAVELI]

How gutted would you be if it was your job to read it all. Haahahahahaha

[Slim]

How gutted would you be if it was your job to read it all. Haahahahahaha

I had to read a 1500 page manual on dangerous goods in order to get DG handler certified, usually it's a lot of skimming and I have no doubt a lot of that book will be infrastructure and logistic figures.

[Chopper]

You can tell by the grin on bladders face that it aint gonna happen. Wont be long before its back to germany or france.

[gillie]

Two dead fish wrapped in brown paper with a note telling Twatter that Pratini will be sleeping with the fishes if we dont get the 2018 finals capiche.

[ross.mcfc]

The world cup should be all about developing the games in new areas and leaving a legacy. I cant see how any of that applies to the English bid. Also with Brazil hosting the world cup and then the olympics I think serious questions regarding a carve up should be asked if England get to do the same.

It should be awarded to Australia which is expierencing where football is having a surge in popularity. Say what you like about the Aussies. They know how to host a sports event and I think it would be an amazing event. But the tv people would not be to happy with the starting times so I think that will cost them in the end.

After that Russia ticks all the boxes.

[Dameerto]

Hopefully there's Platini's severed ear in there, with a note telling Blatter we will mail him other body parts one at a time until they give us a world cup.

[dazby]

Here's our book.

And just for fun, here's our minister for Sport. I am a fan of hers.