David Platt To Become Mancini's Number 2?

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

My only hope is that Sheikh Mansour has bought him as a present for SWP to kick in the spuds whenever he feels like it in a bid to help him recapture his best form.

His stats read

Attacking: 1
Defending: 1
Mentality: 1
Motivating: 1
Discipline: 1
Testicles: 20

This must be it.

[brite blu sky]

i wonder if any of the comments in this thread will make it to the frontpage of the os?

Here goes...

"Platt is an excellent addition to the club. The management experience he has gained relegating Sampdoria and ruining Notts Forest combined with his expert punditry role makes his the perfect candidate for the job. Roberto has clearly made a sound appointment here."

-LM, mancityfans

Fantastic idea by the club in bringing a truly well respected critic of City into the fold, this is truly enlightened management at its best, allowing the team to benefit from someone who can see where we have been going wrong and is not afraid to say so.. surely now there is nothing stopping City becoming a team of giants and follow in the footsteps of legend teams like Nottingham Forest.

[The Man In Blue]

it gets worse and worse the more i think about it.

[brite blu sky]

i was hoping the press stories were a wind up.. then i have just been pretending it didn't happen, now i am just trying ignore it and hope it goes away. and desperately not trying to think about it.

[Goataldo]

Absolutely impossible to like.

[Twobob]

I hope he really had to beg and humiliate himself to make us feel sorry for the two faced talentless shit of a Gob Shite!

Bad choice Bob - Sorry!

[carolina-blue]

I have read what Bobby Manc has had to say , Has Platt been interviewed yet . It will probably choke him to say anything good about us , SWP must be loving this ......Not

[Ted Hughes]

Yep you're right there's a possible upside, keep wheeling the twat out to do loads of interviews & give him a script where he has to say how he thinks we're doing the right thing spending loads of money, not ruining football as he said, how we're aiming to win the league & have a great chance, how he thinks we'll be bigger than Maaan Uuuuu in the near future & that we have a better squad than them now, biggest club in the world before long etc etc over & over again.

Then make him say it again.


And again.

[M147WN]

This is like Frannie bringing in Alan Ball again!
Dohh..

[M147WN]

This is like Frannie bringing in Alan Ball again!
Dohh..

[dazby]

Well you know what they say? Keep your friends close and your enemies closer..

I can't believe Vhero stole my line.

If he was such a rag lover he wouldn't have accepted the job.

That's one less person slagging us off. He has to say nice things about us now. hahahahahaha

[Slim]

And then you went and stole gillie's line, FFS dazby.

We only signed him to please SWP, no doubt the 'told you so' factor will be huge here.

[john68]

Don't panic...yet.
There is just a very slight possibility that it was a mistake and City meant to announce...

[center]MANCHESTER CITY HAVE APPOINTED DAVID PLATT AS THEIR NEW FIRST TEAM COACH
DRIVER[/center]

I live in hope that's all he is.

[dazby]

And then you went and stole gillie's line, FFS dazby.

We only signed him to please SWP, no doubt the 'told you so' factor will be huge here.

What?? So I have no original thoughts on this topic? And they belong to Vhero and Gillie? Damn. Drat even.

This is the last you'll read from me on this topic..........for now. <evil laugh>

[Slim]

And then you went and stole gillie's line, FFS dazby.

We only signed him to please SWP, no doubt the 'told you so' factor will be huge here.

What?? So I have no original thoughts on this topic? And they belong to Vhero and Gillie? Damn. Drat even.

This is the last you'll read from me on this topic..........for now. <evil laugh>

Are you Mark in disguise?

[avoidconfusion]

I cannot wait for the first press conference where HOPEFULLY one journo is going to point out the hypocrisy of David Platt.

I think it was only last season where Platt said:

"They (the new players) only signed for City for the gravy train."

What an utter dick... and what utter dicks the people are that hired him.

[Bingo Lewis]

Can somebody pull up some evidence of him slagging us off?
I can't find none and I'm gonna email the club once i've got a decent amount and ask them what the fuck they're playing at!!!!

stupid, embarrasing appointment.

and that is without looking at his RAG ties and lack of football knowledge and what he did to Forest.

Fucking pathetic.

[Burt]

Can somebody pull up some evidence of him slagging us off?
I can't find none and I'm gonna email the club once i've got a decent amount and ask them what the fuck they're playing at!!!!

stupid, embarrasing appointment.

and that is without looking at his RAG ties and lack of football knowledge and what he did to Forest.

Fucking pathetic.

I'm very interested to see how this goes Bingo fella and quite surprised that it's over an hour and a half and nobody has replied with the evidence that you need. I'll be watching this space with interest.

[lets all have a disco]

I hope it's all a joke and this guy is on our bench.

[david yearsley]

Yep you're right there's a possible upside, keep wheeling the twat out to do loads of interviews & give him a script where he has to say how he thinks we're doing the right thing spending loads of money, not ruining football as he said, how we're aiming to win the league & have a great chance, how he thinks we'll be bigger than Maaan Uuuuu in the near future & that we have a better squad than them now, biggest club in the world before long etc etc over & over again.

Then make him say it again.


And again.

This

....whilst repeatedly kissing the badge on his training top