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Postby walmai » Thu Jul 22, 2010 4:33 pm

Duncan 'disorderly' Ferguson always used to crack me up.

But Kris Musampa is fecking genius.
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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby Dingus McDouchey » Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:50 pm

Wooders wrote:
IanBishopsHaircut wrote:'Kris' Musampa will forever be the best nickname in history



agreed - rivalled only with "needles" Mpenza


i'd also like to vote for Needles Mpenza
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Postby BlueMoonAwoken » Thu Jul 22, 2010 7:39 pm

how did musampa get the name kris and why did musampa get needles?
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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby Invisible Man Fan » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:23 pm

I always thought Razor Ruddock was a decent nickname
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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby Beeks » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:39 pm

BlueMoonAwoken wrote:how did musampa get the name kris


serious?
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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby zuricity » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:41 pm

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:
BlueMoonAwoken wrote:how did musampa get the name kris


serious?

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:
BlueMoonAwoken wrote:how did musampa get the name kris


serious?


Phew ! I didn't want to be the one to ask that question.....
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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby Beeks » Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:45 pm

It might be lost in translation to people outside the UK

Kris Musampa

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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby BlueMoonAwoken » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:31 pm

na im in the uk and ive always seeen the term kris used for him but i didnt get it, i do know though IBH..

So what about needles then?
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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby HeyMark » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:33 pm

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Is the song people got the needles one from?

I only found out where that came from last year some time. Same with rigsby for petrov.
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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby zuricity » Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:34 pm

BlueMoonAwoken wrote:na im in the uk and ive always seeen the term kris used for him but i didnt get it, i do know though IBH..

So what about needles then?


Kin 'ell ! The Searchers "Needles and Pins" errrr.....
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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby Bianchi on Ice » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:32 pm

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Capellos english wasnt up to scratch at the world cup so to save time he used these
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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby blootoof » Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:58 pm

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Re: footballers' nicknames?

Postby Goataldo » Fri Jul 23, 2010 8:55 pm

9secondlegend wrote:alan ball - cunt


That's not nice, he spoke very highly of you. Mind you he spoke highly of everyone...

One Size is an all time classic.

I'm loving Neil 'Disa' Poynton - hadn't heard that despite watching him play. I remember loving him cos he'd try and kill someone every game.

Needles Empenze and Kris Musampa are pure inspired City genius. I quite liked Quinninho at the time, as a comedy antidote to the Brazilians.
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