Who Will Sign Marlon King?

[Dazzacity]

I was once involved in an incident where me and a mate were set upon by a large group of males and females. The guys punches and kicks where fook all compared to when the women took their high heel shoes off and started smashin them around my head. From that day, I said that if a 'random' girl done that to me again, she would get a smack back. Since then, Iv been involved in another incident where a girl started punchin me in the face, but I just couldnt bring myself around to hittin her back !! Id never hit a loved one, friend or member of the family, but If some random girl started layin into me again, I wouldnt totally rule out defending myself.

[Fidel Castro]

I was once involved in an incident where me and a mate were set upon by a large group of males and females. The guys punches and kicks where fook all compared to when the women took their high heel shoes off and started smashin them around my head. From that day, I said that if a 'random' girl done that to me again, she would get a smack back. Since then, Iv been involved in another incident where a girl started punchin me in the face, but I just couldnt bring myself around to hittin her back !! Id never hit a loved one, friend or member of the family, but If some random girl started layin into me again, I wouldnt totally rule out defending myself.

Why do you keep getting attacked by randoms? Are you a twat?

[Dazzacity]

I was once involved in an incident where me and a mate were set upon by a large group of males and females. The guys punches and kicks where fook all compared to when the women took their high heel shoes off and started smashin them around my head. From that day, I said that if a 'random' girl done that to me again, she would get a smack back. Since then, Iv been involved in another incident where a girl started punchin me in the face, but I just couldnt bring myself around to hittin her back !! Id never hit a loved one, friend or member of the family, but If some random girl started layin into me again, I wouldnt totally rule out defending myself.

Why do you keep getting attacked by randoms? Are you a twat?

The first one was due to a mate havin a bit of a 'fall out' with one of the members of the other group, so thought it would be a good time to do something about it while he was with his mates..The other one was a group from another town that thought it would be great to kick off..

But yeah, I can be a bit of a twat.. Ah well !! lol

Iv just seen your from Holland?? therefore you wont really understand what tossers you get in England on a night out.

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Stoke or Blackpool will take him

[King Kev]

...let's be honest most English 'women' are pretty scary ...

Wow, that's quite a sweeping statement!

Its not really though is it?

Everyone knows that European women arent fiesty one bit,they arent demanding,dont give their men shit,they dont argue,dont scrap,they just sit there looking pretty and making fantastic tapas.

:-|

They don't mind killing 8 of their new born babies though.

[craigmcfc]

Championship level for me, can't honestly see a Premier League team having him, with maybe Blackpool providing the one exception. Hope they don't though as I like them and can't stand him

[Dazzacity]

Was'nt it Marlon King that was nailin that Gemma Atkinson,bird??? lucky fooker.

[Mase]

Was'nt it Marlon King that was nailin that Gemma Atkinson,bird??? lucky fooker.

There's been a few mate but I think you're thinking of Marcus Bent.

[Dazzacity]

Was'nt it Marlon King that was nailin that Gemma Atkinson,bird??? lucky fooker.

There's been a few mate but I think you're thinking of Marcus Bent.

Ah, thats the one. I knew it was a name where there was also another fella with the same surname..

[Fidel Castro]

I was once involved in an incident where me and a mate were set upon by a large group of males and females. The guys punches and kicks where fook all compared to when the women took their high heel shoes off and started smashin them around my head. From that day, I said that if a 'random' girl done that to me again, she would get a smack back. Since then, Iv been involved in another incident where a girl started punchin me in the face, but I just couldnt bring myself around to hittin her back !! Id never hit a loved one, friend or member of the family, but If some random girl started layin into me again, I wouldnt totally rule out defending myself.

Why do you keep getting attacked by randoms? Are you a twat?

The first one was due to a mate havin a bit of a 'fall out' with one of the members of the other group, so thought it would be a good time to do something about it while he was with his mates..The other one was a group from another town that thought it would be great to kick off..

But yeah, I can be a bit of a twat.. Ah well !! lol

Iv just seen your from Holland?? therefore you wont really understand what tossers you get in England on a night out.

Yeh live in Holland but had enough mad nights out in Manc. Never seen anything spectacular but the shit you see on tele (usually in Newcastle & Cardiff for some reason) makes me feel ashamed to be British.

[Dazzacity]

I was once involved in an incident where me and a mate were set upon by a large group of males and females. The guys punches and kicks where fook all compared to when the women took their high heel shoes off and started smashin them around my head. From that day, I said that if a 'random' girl done that to me again, she would get a smack back. Since then, Iv been involved in another incident where a girl started punchin me in the face, but I just couldnt bring myself around to hittin her back !! Id never hit a loved one, friend or member of the family, but If some random girl started layin into me again, I wouldnt totally rule out defending myself.

Why do you keep getting attacked by randoms? Are you a twat?

The first one was due to a mate havin a bit of a 'fall out' with one of the members of the other group, so thought it would be a good time to do something about it while he was with his mates..The other one was a group from another town that thought it would be great to kick off..

But yeah, I can be a bit of a twat.. Ah well !! lol

Iv just seen your from Holland?? therefore you wont really understand what tossers you get in England on a night out.

Yeh live in Holland but had enough mad nights out in Manc. Never seen anything spectacular but the shit you see on tele (usually in Newcastle & Cardiff for some reason) makes me feel ashamed to be British.

Ah, shit happens, but Im never ashamed of where Im from..