Hands up if you have ever done this...

[Fidel Castro]

I once scored seven like that in one game...

Some bloke scored 8 last night in the Dutch first division. Expect a multi-million pound bid from Middlesbrough soon

[BlueinBosnia]

I once scored seven like that in one game...

Some bloke scored 8 last night in the Dutch first division. Expect a multi-million pound bid from Middlesbrough soon

They're already talking about him on the Sunderland board: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?p=8321476

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

i were that goalie they would still be trying to remove my boot from his mouth

nasty cunt that I am on the football pitch, if someone did it to me as a defender I don't think I could help myself. I'd probably try to 'kick the ball away but miss the ball by few inches'.

Then again, I don't know people who have received more post-game death threats than me. I've never quite understood why I tend to go so overboard when playing football. It's like some inner beast is released when I step into pitch.

Haha I was thinking of putting the exact same but wondered what the reaction would be.

I know what you mean about being a different person on the pitch, im soft as shite off it but i can be a right cynical c*nt when things aren't going our way.

yeah mate, I'm exactly the same. Mild mannered, soft spoken and wouldn't hurt a fly. But when I get on the football pitch something switches in my brains. Always been like that. I turn into fucking dirty twat. And one of the biggest moaners.

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

Eh it wasn't that bad. A bit of showboating never hurt anyone.

[dazby]

He's really lucky that keeper didn't injure him. I would of.

NQDP, I didn't know we had to get you on a football field for you to be a moaning cunt. ;-)

when I play outfield I get very upset when guys take the piss in our mixed comp. It's very disrespectful. I try to hurt them but they always just bounce off me. Which makes me even more angry. Grr

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

He's really lucky that keeper didn't injure him. I would of.

NQDP, I didn't know we had to get you on a football field for you to be a moaning cunt. ;-)

when I play outfield I get very upset when guys take the piss in our mixed comp. It's very disrespectful. I try to hurt them but they always just bounce off me. Which makes me even more angry. Grr

ah, should've said football pitch AND Internet. Two places that bring the worst out of me.

[colonel_muck]

He's really lucky that keeper didn't injure him. I would of.

NQDP, I didn't know we had to get you on a football field for you to be a moaning cunt. ;-)

when I play outfield I get very upset when guys take the piss in our mixed comp. It's very disrespectful. I try to hurt them but they always just bounce off me. Which makes me even more angry. Grr

ah, should've said football pitch AND Internet. Two places that bring the worst out of me.

fuckin hell dazby you shouldn't be going rond trying to hurt people. i know it's annoying when people are taking the piss, but it's no cause to deliberately hurt people on the football pitch!

[dazby]

Just trying to teach these young punks a lesson colonel.

They hurt me emotionally. I'm just trying to get them back.....and failing.