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Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby avoidconfusion » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:07 pm

This article was quite amusing I thought:

http://www.footballtransfertavern.com/2 ... e-reserves

Manchester United’s newly signed Bebé was ‘dropped’ from the reserves match with Manchester City’s reserves last night. This news has conjured up suppressed feelings from the author as this could possibly be the strangest signing that Sir Alex Ferguson has ever made.

Following the World Cup, rumours circled that Mesut Özil was to join Manchester United, but as we now know the German was prized away from Werder Bremen by Real Madrid in a deal worth around £12million. If reports are true Manchester United look unable to compete in the current transfer market and evidence lies in the failure to sign any big stars this summer. Instead they’ve continued to bring in young players such as Javier Hernandez and Chris Smalling at a combined £16million.

Add to that total another £7million for the unknown Bebé and there’s quite a substantial amount that could have been put towards a world class player.

All aware of the transfer will already know that Sir Alex had neither seen Bebé play in person or via recorded footage. Ferguson’s decision to sign the player was met with both confusion and cynicism from the media and football community.

Rocky Balboa’s fictional rags to riches story pales in comparison to Bebé’s dismal reality; a childhood spent in an orphanage to playing in the Homeless World Cup (which apparently didn’t happen.) It has a real Dickensian flavour, and has the premise for an award winning movie script, as long as it all goes according to plan.

Sentimentality aside, this is football. Fairy tales are great, but only if they come true and if reports are correct in suggesting that Bebé’s touch isn’t up to the standard of the Premier League, or even Manchester United’s reserves for that matter, then the striker’s biopic could suite the disaster film genre.

Conspiracy theories plague internet football forums with regards to the 20-year-old’s signing. One in particular was a source for amusement suggesting that the whole deal had been fabricated by the Glazers to exhibit the club’s spending power of old. The author isn’t easily swayed by such theories, fortunately.

Ferguson may have taken a gamble, but it’s an educated risk, using his scouts and former right hand man Carlos Queiroz’s advice to evaluate the situation:

“It’s one of these things that when you identify someone of potential we normally would assess over a longer period but we do scout Portugal and he’s very bright and he’s got tremendous instinct.

“It was one of those decisions that had to be made quickly, so I made it quickly. I don’t think it’s a risk or a fairy story.”

The press are always on the look out to criticise any manager involved in what could be considered a risky transfer manoeuvre, despite Ferguson’s reassurance that Bebé has all the makings of a good player. The fact is that £7million on an unknown striker from the Portuguese third division is undoubtedly a gamble.

As the Glazers continue to strip Man United from the inside, critics will utilise any angle to attack the club. If the striker doesn’t develop into a player worthy of the United shirt, we could see the press finally turn against Ferguson, a man they’ve held in high esteem for what seems like an eternity.

Many will defend Fergie, arguing Cristiano Ronaldo was heavily criticised for his first appearances in a United shirt for being all show and no substance. However, the Real Madrid star arrived to Manchester on the back of an already impressive reputation and was sought after by many clubs.

Has there ever been so much coverage regarding a player being left out of a reserves team? I highly doubt it. Given that there have been no official statements or comments, the whole situation is anyone’s guess. Not good enough, not fit enough or just simply injured.

Great Expectations have been thrust upon the young lad, and we’re all out to watch him fall.
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby avoidconfusion » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:14 pm

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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby saulman » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:16 pm

I wish people would stop posting this Titanic old news crap. It's all very Bluemoon and completely unfunny.

With regards to the article. It all sounds a bit like our signing of that geezer that Keegan signed, who's name I can never remember. Veuso? Shite anyway.

Having said that, it's a funny read and put a smile on my face. Any money wasted by the Scum is money well spent IMO.
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby Beeks » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:20 pm

saulman wrote:I wish people would stop posting this Titanic old news crap. It's all very Bluemoon and completely unfunny.
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby saulman » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:23 pm

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:
saulman wrote:I wish people would stop posting this Titanic old news crap. It's all very Bluemoon and completely unfunny.
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby Niall Quinns Discopants » Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:23 pm

saulman wrote:
IanBishopsHaircut wrote:
saulman wrote:I wish people would stop posting this Titanic old news crap. It's all very Bluemoon and completely unfunny.
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby Beeks » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:00 pm

saulman wrote:
IanBishopsHaircut wrote:
saulman wrote:I wish people would stop posting this Titanic old news crap. It's all very Bluemoon and completely unfunny.
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby Alioune DVToure » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:16 pm

I find the posters that accidentally post old news much less sad than those who memorise every thread and vigilantly take people to task over it (mods aside obviously).
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby john@staustell » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:33 pm

Not sure this one qualified for the Titanic treatment. Not like the Poster and the WAFFA-ON-TV ones.
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby Beeks » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:34 pm

Alioune DVToure wrote:I find the posters that accidentally post old news much less sad than those who memorise every thread and vigilantly take people to task over it (mods aside obviously).


fucks sake...is there a sense of humour failure on this forum today?!

It's all lighthearted ribbing...and I have fallen foul of it more times than most!

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Postby Beanieboy » Thu Aug 26, 2010 1:36 pm

Alioune DVToure wrote:I find the posters that accidentally post old news much less sad than those who memorise every thread and vigilantly take people to task over it (mods aside obviously).



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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby avoidconfusion » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:06 pm

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:
Alioune DVToure wrote:I find the posters that accidentally post old news much less sad than those who memorise every thread and vigilantly take people to task over it (mods aside obviously).


fucks sake...is there a sense of humour failure on this forum today?!

It's all lighthearted ribbing...and I have fallen foul of it more times than most!

Some people...honestly



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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby Beeks » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:10 pm

avoidconfusion wrote:
IanBishopsHaircut wrote:
Alioune DVToure wrote:I find the posters that accidentally post old news much less sad than those who memorise every thread and vigilantly take people to task over it (mods aside obviously).


fucks sake...is there a sense of humour failure on this forum today?!

It's all lighthearted ribbing...and I have fallen foul of it more times than most!

Some people...honestly



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See what you've done Alioune?!

I give up...i'm off to join rag cafe...
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Aug 26, 2010 2:20 pm

Just to go back to the original subject before it hit the iceberg; if there's actually any truth in the rumours that this bloke is actually shite (& the youtube clips do little to disprove that theory) this could possibly be almost as wonderful an event as when the Sheikh bought City.

Imagine if that know it all, whisky quaffing, smug, bastard has pissed away seven million pounds worth of his meagre transfer fund on some 3rd division standard ex tramp?

If this is true, it should be referred to in every fucking conversation regarding the acid-faced, old, scumbag & he should never, ever be allowed to live it down as long as he lives (& beyond).
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby ronk » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:06 pm

IanBishopsHaircut wrote:
Alioune DVToure wrote:I find the posters that accidentally post old news much less sad than those who memorise every thread and vigilantly take people to task over it (mods aside obviously).


fucks sake...is there a sense of humour failure on this forum today?!

It's all lighthearted ribbing...and I have fallen foul of it more times than most!

Some people...honestly


It's an old joke that was never especially funny to begin with and has been overdone to the extent that it's making the forum difficult to read at times; resulting, ironically, in more duplicate threads and making a mess of merged threads.

If the duplicate thread was so obvious people should at least include a link, if it takes a while to find then maybe the thread starter didn't actually make a mistake.
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:10 pm

ronk wrote:
IanBishopsHaircut wrote:
Alioune DVToure wrote:I find the posters that accidentally post old news much less sad than those who memorise every thread and vigilantly take people to task over it (mods aside obviously).


fucks sake...is there a sense of humour failure on this forum today?!

It's all lighthearted ribbing...and I have fallen foul of it more times than most!

Some people...honestly


It's an old joke that was never especially funny to begin with and has been overdone to the extent that it's making the forum difficult to read at times; resulting, ironically, in more duplicate threads and making a mess of merged threads.

If the duplicate thread was so obvious people should at least include a link, if it takes a while to find then maybe the thread starter didn't actually make a mistake.


I think it should be made larger as I can't read the details of the story.
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby ronk » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:13 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:Just to go back to the original subject before it hit the iceberg; if there's actually any truth in the rumours that this bloke is actually shite (& the youtube clips do little to disprove that theory) this could possibly be almost as wonderful an event as when the Sheikh bought City.

Imagine if that know it all, whisky quaffing, smug, bastard has pissed away seven million pounds worth of his meagre transfer fund on some 3rd division standard ex tramp?

If this is true, it should be referred to in every fucking conversation regarding the acid-faced, old, scumbag & he should never, ever be allowed to live it down as long as he lives (& beyond).


It's early doors yet, let's not get ahead of ourselves. There are some decidedly strange aspects to this deal though that are most interesting. The fact that he was a free agent earlier in the summer and the sudden rush with a superagent involved is curious, can I say blackmail? But we know ourselves that sometimes when you're expected to work miracles with a limited budget you end up taking expensive risks, like we did with Samaras and Vuoso.
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Re: Bebe dropped from U*nited's reserves??

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Aug 26, 2010 3:24 pm

ronk wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Just to go back to the original subject before it hit the iceberg; if there's actually any truth in the rumours that this bloke is actually shite (& the youtube clips do little to disprove that theory) this could possibly be almost as wonderful an event as when the Sheikh bought City.

Imagine if that know it all, whisky quaffing, smug, bastard has pissed away seven million pounds worth of his meagre transfer fund on some 3rd division standard ex tramp?

If this is true, it should be referred to in every fucking conversation regarding the acid-faced, old, scumbag & he should never, ever be allowed to live it down as long as he lives (& beyond).


It's early doors yet, let's not get ahead of ourselves. There are some decidedly strange aspects to this deal though that are most interesting. The fact that he was a free agent earlier in the summer and the sudden rush with a superagent involved is curious, can I say blackmail? But we know ourselves that sometimes when you're expected to work miracles with a limited budget you end up taking expensive risks, like we did with Samaras and Vuoso.


I wondered about the validity of this story so I looked him up on Youtube & the Samaras comparison is very flattering to Harry Ramp judging by the standard of the opposition.
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