Has Shrek been up to somethin?

[theboltonianblue]

Back of the net!!!

or not as the case maybe for Rooney

[Beefymcfc]

Back of the net!!!

or not as the case maybe for Rooney

Well, he had to score somewhere didn't he? May turn out to be an own goal though ;-)

[Green & Blue]

The dirty dog, should make for some good banter at games.
Pity his lady of the night was not named Fiona, she would have been a right little princess Fiona.

[Chinners]

I put something in the bollox about this a few weeks ago just after England got knocked out. I agree that with the money they are on most of the squad have had a go. Shrek is the most high profile now that Divy Spice is too old for the team/squad, sad but true ...... still fucking funny mind, can't wait to play 'them' for the banter this will cause, he might even walk this time!

[stinky pete]

i take it must have been shrek who took out injunction to stop press printing this story? carn,t wait for the derby ha ha ha ha will be funny.

[blootoof]

They had sex in one of Manchester's most exclusive hotels, and visited nightclubs and casinos together.

My god, is he really that thick?

Actually, don't answer that.

[Green & Blue]

Blasphemy i know but out of curiosity i had a quick glance at rag cafe to see the reaction and i was not let down.Check out this out of touch with reality reaction you just could not make it up.The last line is the best.



I just hope that some common sense prevails here.

The situation isn't that fucked up really.

Wayne's been a doof and I could write a 1,000 word post justifying what he has allegedly done but I won't bother.

Since the birth of Kai, his relationship to Coleen and the "family thing" will have blown all that other shit out of the water as far as Wayne's head is concerned.

There's absolutely no reason why this should affect what they have together.

[Abu Dhabi]

Mate I skimmed through that thread last night and that same poster said something along the lines "maybe coleen wouldn't give him anything as she was pregnant and he really fancied a shag"

And he was dead serious..

[razor400]

The only thing that would make this funnier is if the cunt has caught a dose.


Whhhoooaa Roo's got AIDS aaaahhhh

[Kladze]

The most staggering part of all this is that a dog like her can earn a thousand quid a night.

[ashton287]

I hope his divorce hits him hard and she doesnt let him see his kid then he hits the bottle and implodes fucking gazza style, at th end of the season the rags are 5th. he gets sold to fenerbache and kills himself. prick.

Her jaw line is abit strong for my liking, waste of money. Should of got 6 little thai birds who couldnt speak english to grass him up instead.

[Crossie]

Scum fans accept that its normal and wont affect anything.

The whore herself said its acceptable to pay someone for sex, but not acceptable to do it in his marital home1?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!

Can anyone tell me why they are both not going to be arrested? If there is proof enough to write that article, and she is admitting it, then she can be arrested, and so can he.

[Mark (Blue Army)]

The most staggering part of all this is that a dog like her can earn a thousand quid a night.

I know, shocking.

[ant london]

Scum fans accept that its normal and wont affect anything.

The whore herself said its acceptable to pay someone for sex, but not acceptable to do it in his marital home1?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!

Can anyone tell me why they are both not going to be arrested? If there is proof enough to write that article, and she is admitting it, then she can be arrested, and so can he.

My criminal law is sketchy but I'm pretty sure it's not illegal to be paid for sex or to pay for sex

Soliciting and/or running a brothel is illegal but a 1 on 1 transaction is legal

[Kladze]

Scum fans accept that its normal and wont affect anything.

The whore herself said its acceptable to pay someone for sex, but not acceptable to do it in his marital home1?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!

Can anyone tell me why they are both not going to be arrested? If there is proof enough to write that article, and she is admitting it, then she can be arrested, and so can he.

My criminal law is sketchy but I'm pretty sure it's not illegal to be paid for sex or to pay for sex

Soliciting and/or running a brothel is illegal but a 1 on 1 transaction is legal

Actually, I think it's that it's perfectly legal to pay for a woman's company - as in she escorts you - and then anything else that transpires is a matter for the man and the girl to agree upon.

Not speaking from experience you understand ....... have never had a thousand quid to spare for such things ;o)

[xavi6]

Beckham did it
Gerrard did it
Terry did it
Rooney did it again
Defore did it
Crouch did it

One of our own has just done it too and I believe is seeking an injunction to stop it becoming public.

[ryanmjo]

Beckham did it
Gerrard did it
Terry did it
Rooney did it again
Defore did it
Crouch did it

One of our own has just done it too and I believe is seeking an injunction to stop it becoming public.

Hint?

[xavi6]

Beckham did it
Gerrard did it
Terry did it
Rooney did it again
Defore did it
Crouch did it

One of our own has just done it too and I believe is seeking an injunction to stop it becoming public.

Hint?

Non-English

[razor400]

Beckham did it
Gerrard did it
Terry did it
Rooney did it again
Defore did it
Crouch did it

One of our own has just done it too and I believe is seeking an injunction to stop it becoming public.

Hint?

Non-English

Irish then?

[Green & Blue]

They are commemorating his exploits in Portugal