No Booze Cos O Them That Wrecked Our Manor

[Burt]

For fucks sake I am fuclin LIVID!!!

Just finished work and as usual, straight to Tesco here on The Quays for my nights booze and they aint sellin any cos o the fuclin rags v gers fuclers.

I can't go without ale for fucks sake!!! What da fucl am I gunna do?!!!

I'm not goin tut battle cruiser drinkin with those cunts and it aint fuckin right!!!

[Beefymcfc]

Jimbo's pussy says - 'Come on round Big Boy, I'll share' ;-)

[Burt]

Jimbo's pussy says - 'Come on round Big Boy, I'll share' ;-)

Piss takin fucler!

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Jimbo's pussy says - 'Come on round Big Boy, I'll share' ;-)

PMSL

[dazlebluefrog]

For fucks sake I am fuclin LIVID!!!

Just finished work and as usual, straight to Tesco here on The Quays for my nights booze and they aint sellin any cos o the fuclin rags v gers fuclers.

I can't go without ale for fucks sake!!! What da fucl am I gunna do?!!!

I'm not goin tut battle cruiser drinkin with those cunts and it aint fuckin right!!!

thats what happens mate when you live in "ragland" didn't you know the jocks were going down there tonight ?surely the shops would of put up signs saying something about it?

[Burt]

For fucks sake I am fuclin LIVID!!!

Just finished work and as usual, straight to Tesco here on The Quays for my nights booze and they aint sellin any cos o the fuclin rags v gers fuclers.

I can't go without ale for fucks sake!!! What da fucl am I gunna do?!!!

I'm not goin tut battle cruiser drinkin with those cunts and it aint fuckin right!!!

thats what happens mate when you live in "ragland" didn't you know the jocks were going down there tonight ?surely the shops would of put up signs saying something about it?

No prior warning mate. The daft thing is that the jocks could only get their tickets when they were due to leave Wigan's ground to board their coaches so there were no jocks around her all day!!!

[Beefymcfc]

For fucks sake I am fuclin LIVID!!!

Just finished work and as usual, straight to Tesco here on The Quays for my nights booze and they aint sellin any cos o the fuclin rags v gers fuclers.

I can't go without ale for fucks sake!!! What da fucl am I gunna do?!!!

I'm not goin tut battle cruiser drinkin with those cunts and it aint fuckin right!!!

thats what happens mate when you live in "ragland" didn't you know the jocks were going down there tonight ?surely the shops would of put up signs saying something about it?

No prior warning mate. The daft thing is that the jocks could only get their tickets when they were due to leave Wigan's ground to board their coaches so there were no jocks around her all day!!!

It obviously worked mate ;-)

There were loads of Sweaty Socks hanging around Brannigans, but no-one was giving them money!

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

Burt, have you considered a nice Frappuccino instead?

[blootoof]

My offy sold plenty

[Burt]

Burt, have you considered a nice Frappuccino instead?

Did I fucl as like. Think I may go outside and batter a few rags to get rid o my temper. All I had in my fridge was just one tin o wife beater. Doin my head in ere I can tell yers.

[frannylee]

Burt - I can get you a few beers - all the supermarkets up here in Scotland are still open and selling alcohol :-)

[Beefymcfc]

Fuckin' loved it! Red wine, Navy Rum and Stella. The Mrs is on Bailey's though, disgraceful ;-)

[Burt]

I'll ave you fuclers grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

[blootoof]

Pretty colours

[Burt]

Pretty colours

You dirty bastard!!!

[shawzy]

If its any consolation..Im also giving my liver a rest.....Well until the match on thurs. :-$

[gillie]

I can just picture Burt going in work tomorrow giving it if any scroungers call me today they ain't gettin there giro.

[Burt]

I can just picture Burt going in work tomorrow giving it if any scroungers call me today they ain't gettin there giro.

I think that you are a little misguided about what work I do as a Government Agent Gillie fella! If I worked for the JCP, there would be no fucler gettin any giros. My work is of a very different nature and I would have to kill you if I revealed what it was. Agent Burt 006 & a half. Licenced to thrill (cue Bond background music and half naked, fit, dancing flatdick)................