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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:34 pm

Kenwyne Jones is a typical modern day 'big centre forward'. Strong, jumps quite high, no fucking skill at heading the ball whatsoever, no ability to judge the flight of a ball, no clue how to time a jump so he's at his highest point as he makes contact, no idea how to meet the ball with his forehead & aim it. Sooner or later the ball happens to be whacked at his head & coincidentally lands at the exact moment he nods his stupid talentless fucking bonce so he burys it in the back of the net & everyone thinks he's Joe fucking Royle. Probably has his eyes shut.

Half the time he nods his head at fresh air or is on the way down when the ball arrives so it bounces off the top of his useless fucking head. Utter utter shite.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:36 pm

Watching the Stoke game - absolutely dire football but some very entertaining tackles and refereeing!
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Dameerto » Sat Sep 18, 2010 12:39 pm

How the fek does Green still get game time? He was absolutely shocking in that half. I'm struggling to think of a good game he's had this season (though I haven't watched him that much)
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:04 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:Kenwyne Jones is a typical modern day 'big centre forward'. Strong, jumps quite high, no fucking skill at heading the ball whatsoever, no ability to judge the flight of a ball, no clue how to time a jump so he's at his highest point as he makes contact, no idea how to meet the ball with his forehead & aim it. Sooner or later the ball happens to be whacked at his head & coincidentally lands at the exact moment he nods his stupid talentless fucking bonce so he burys it in the back of the net & everyone thinks he's Joe fucking Royle. Probably has his eyes shut.

Half the time he nods his head at fresh air or is on the way down when the ball arrives so it bounces off the top of his useless fucking head. Utter utter shite.

He's a decent player and having a pretty good game.

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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:11 pm

Well I figured the big oaf would score when I made the comment ;)

He's just big & shite. Ricardo Fuller is a miles better player who could have been pretty good imo but doesn't give the impression he's worked that hard on his game.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:28 pm

How is this game still level? Stoke must've hit the woodwork 3 times now.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:31 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:How is this game still level?

Umm, because Stoke hit the woodwork 3 times.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:32 pm

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:How is this game still level?

Umm, because Stoke hit the woodwork 3 times.


Because everyone is shit.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:32 pm

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:How is this game still level?

Umm, because Stoke hit the woodwork 3 times.

Did they?
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:35 pm

Beefymcfc wrote:
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:How is this game still level?

Umm, because Stoke hit the woodwork 3 times.

Did they?

Apparently so. Plus everyone is shit.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:38 pm

Makes Grant look a bit of a chump.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:39 pm

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:How is this game still level?

Umm, because Stoke hit the woodwork 3 times.

Did they?

Apparently so. Plus everyone is shit.

Rob Green must be a real inspiration .................... to someone?
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:40 pm

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:How is this game still level?

Umm, because Stoke hit the woodwork 3 times.

Did they?

Apparently so. Plus everyone is shit.


Bit harsh.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:41 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:
LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:
Beefymcfc wrote:How is this game still level?

Umm, because Stoke hit the woodwork 3 times.

Did they?

Apparently so. Plus everyone is shit.


Bit harsh.

Jones was OK though.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Dubciteh » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:53 pm

Ted Hughes wrote:Well I figured the big oaf would score when I made the comment ;)

He's just big & shite. Ricardo Fuller is a miles better player who could have been pretty good imo but doesn't give the impression he's worked that hard on his game.


didnt fuller have bad probs with his knees and has failed a few medicals due to it? i think thats why he doesnt play that often. Gudjohnson never going to fit in with stokes style of play, was actually a terrible match.

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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:57 pm

Dubciteh wrote:
Ted Hughes wrote:Well I figured the big oaf would score when I made the comment ;)

He's just big & shite. Ricardo Fuller is a miles better player who could have been pretty good imo but doesn't give the impression he's worked that hard on his game.


didnt fuller have bad probs with his knees and has failed a few medicals due to it? i think thats why he doesnt play that often. Gudjohnson never going to fit in with stokes style of play, was actually a terrible match.

Btw is this thread official??mark wont be happy :)


Dunno the story about Fuller but some of his touches are real quality (& some incredibly greedy). He always looks to me like he's struggling for match fitness & that he's just been released from prison.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Sep 18, 2010 1:59 pm

Come on Wolves!

Give us another opportunity to squander.
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:46 pm

Get in Wolves!
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Beefymcfc » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:48 pm

....and the Barcodes!
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Re: Prem Games This Weekend

Postby Brad » Sat Sep 18, 2010 2:48 pm

Ben afra just scored a cracker for Newcastle V Everton.
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