Make up tomorrows headline competition shocker

[Patrick]

As the national side put in a pretty dire performance and chew slowly toward a nil nil thrashing of the mighty Montenegro can you beat the lazy journo hacks that we all complain about so vehemently?

Create tomorrows best headline/news story/exclusive

Remember, sources and quotes need not be named or researched.......

[Lee_Kinda]

De jong blamed for England shock draw.

[Slim]

Montenegro 0-0 Man City Five

[Fish111]

ENGLAND - WANK

[Bianchi on Ice]

MONTY FAT, ENGLAND FLAT

[Goaters 103]

FULL MONTY HAVE ENGLISH BREAKFAST - DE JONG TO BLAME

or FULL MONTY TOO MUCH FOR ENGLAND

[sandman]

[scroll]Fatigue From Manchester City Double Training Sessions Hampers England - Capello Blames DeJong[/scroll]

[Bianchi on Ice]

[scroll]Fatigue From Manchester City Double Training Sessions Hampers England - Capello Blames DeJong[/scroll]

HAHA very good

[Rae4685]

FULL MONTY HAVE ENGLISH BREAKFAST - DE JONG TO BLAME

or FULL MONTY TOO MUCH FOR ENGLAND

Very close!

[Beeks]

De Jong & Colleen condemn Waynes tackle...

[Blue in the face]

Postman Pat - "I thought it was a good performance"

Should have gone to specsavers.

[simon12]

"If your looking for a reason as to why england aren`t doing well look no futher than Eastlands"






























Cock

[Ted Hughes]

Kevin Davies calls time on England Career "don't fucking ask me why he picked me" says Bolton hitman.


Rooney denies sleeping with Gerrards mother has caused rift.

[Alioune DVToure]

CRAPELLO!

Accompanied by a picture of Fabio's head sumperimposed onto some dog shit.