Lee_Kinda wrote:Does anyone know if any of the cleaning lady jobs have been affected? I am really worried
What about the ball boys, are they all ok or have any of them left recently?
lythamblue wrote:Lee_Kinda wrote:Does anyone know if any of the cleaning lady jobs have been affected? I am really worried
What about the ball boys, are they all ok or have any of them left recently?
All gone mate!
Some consultants came over from AD to assess them and found they were not up to the job.
Evidently, we are clearly intent on making sure that all our Cleaners and Ball Boys are indeed 'the best in the world'!
The cleaners have been replaced by stunning looking young women, who smell nice ..... and have a degree in mechanical engineering so that they can do a first time fix on things like vacuum cleaners etc. All the sprays and aerosols are now branded MCFC merchandise and all the dusters have a nice club crest on them and are only allowed to be used once. All the above equipment is now available in the Club Shop.
The ball boys have been replaced by Robots who have been specifically programmed to operate the multi ball system when we are losing but sit on their arses and not even bother retrieving the ball when we are winning. They are also programmed to smile at our players but scowl at our opponents and take the piss out of them when they are losing.
It was all Mancini and Marwood's ideas and considered an essential part of the 'Project'. Mancini wanted to implement this at Inter and apparently that is why he was sacked ..... it had nothing to do with not winning the Champions league but that was all hushed up. Mancini has recently stated that Robots "are his friends, have a good mentality" and "eeza good ball boy"!
Also, Stephen Ireland said the robots and cleaners took the piss out of him and his dead grandma(s), Bellamy didn't like the ball boys smiling at him and Petrov didn't like everything being clean ..... and that is really why they were all moved on.
Remember .... you heard it here first !
Manx Blue wrote:lythamblue wrote:Lee_Kinda wrote:Does anyone know if any of the cleaning lady jobs have been affected? I am really worried
What about the ball boys, are they all ok or have any of them left recently?
All gone mate!
Some consultants came over from AD to assess them and found they were not up to the job.
Evidently, we are clearly intent on making sure that all our Cleaners and Ball Boys are indeed 'the best in the world'!
The cleaners have been replaced by stunning looking young women, who smell nice ..... and have a degree in mechanical engineering so that they can do a first time fix on things like vacuum cleaners etc. All the sprays and aerosols are now branded MCFC merchandise and all the dusters have a nice club crest on them and are only allowed to be used once. All the above equipment is now available in the Club Shop.
The ball boys have been replaced by Robots who have been specifically programmed to operate the multi ball system when we are losing but sit on their arses and not even bother retrieving the ball when we are winning. They are also programmed to smile at our players but scowl at our opponents and take the piss out of them when they are losing.
It was all Mancini and Marwood's ideas and considered an essential part of the 'Project'. Mancini wanted to implement this at Inter and apparently that is why he was sacked ..... it had nothing to do with not winning the Champions league but that was all hushed up. Mancini has recently stated that Robots "are his friends, have a good mentality" and "eeza good ball boy"!
Also, Stephen Ireland said the robots and cleaners took the piss out of him and his dead grandma(s), Bellamy didn't like the ball boys smiling at him and Petrov didn't like everything being clean ..... and that is really why they were all moved on.
Remember .... you heard it here first !
That's the lingering smell of the urinal soaps LB!!
Nick wrote:Garry Cook give me a shot!!!!!!!!! Please!
I have a First in Management (Marketing) :P
Nick wrote:Garry Cook give me a shot!!!!!!!!! Please!
I have a First in Management (Marketing) :P
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