Wooney threats at home

[ant london]

Never mind threats....he's up for sale (per f365.com)

For Sale: Bull-Necked Scouse Terrier


A wonderful opportunity has arisen to purchase a magnificent example of the Bull-Necked Scouse Terrier. It answers to the name of Wayne or Wazza.

The animal was named Best In Show by the PFA Kennel Club last year and was widely acclaimed as the best pure-breed of its generation.

However, Wayne has recently become too difficult to handle, constantly befouling the park every time he is given a run-out and barking aggressively at passers-by, especially those with cameras.

The current owner, an elderly Scotsman, is struggling with the upkeep of Wayne and is looking for a quick sale.

Wayne would make an ideal companion for an old person and is almost fully housetrained.

One area of concern is Wayne's ankle, which his current owner believes has gone lame. However, Wayne has become extremely aggressive regarding the possible injury and has repeatedly bitten his owner every time he comes near.

You can quite easily breed Wayne, although his brood bitch is unlikely to allow him to cover her for some weeks due to an escape that led to him indiscriminately humping local strays.

Wayne is sold with a litter of agents, hangers-on and general spongers, all of whom require no more complicated upkeep than simply feeding them money on a weekly basis.

Wayne will eat anything.

Apply: Alan Tyers, Old Trafford Dogs' Home

[9secondlegend]

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"notorious hooligan crew" ....snigger .........uniteds proper firm much be cringing

[MaineRoadMemories]

it gets better

That is truly shocking...... the vandal used you're instead of your, defamatory threats look so much better when grammatically incorrect. :-P

[patrickblue]

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clarkeclrk5:47 AM Oct 22, 2010
Shut up u cock, shows what u knw int it?? 4 your information Utd are not a one man team and nd they will never or have been one u prick!!! we won trophys b4 when we didnt have him and we will win them agn & agn & agn..... He`s never really been a vvery good consistant player anyway!! We dnt need him coz even tho he has played this season and only scored 1 goal & that was a penalty just goes 2 show pal that we r better off without him i mean when he did play u can now see that his heart wasnt in the games playing with us!!! Utd dnt need bad **** like that we r too good, Utd r a family team who work 4 each other not **** each other.... we wnt miss the ugly shrek tosser... good ridance i say.... Step up the players that do want to play and earn 2 wear the red of manchester!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......

and just because someone had the temerity to suggest the scum are reaping what they've sown.

I've put it through babelfish but still don't understand it. trouble is theres no twat to english option.

[King Kev]

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clarkeclrk5:47 AM Oct 22, 2010
Shut up u cock, shows what u knw int it?? 4 your information Utd are not a one man team and nd they will never or have been one u prick!!! we won trophys b4 when we didnt have him and we will win them agn & agn & agn..... He`s never really been a vvery good consistant player anyway!! We dnt need him coz even tho he has played this season and only scored 1 goal & that was a penalty just goes 2 show pal that we r better off without him i mean when he did play u can now see that his heart wasnt in the games playing with us!!! Utd dnt need bad **** like that we r too good, Utd r a family team who work 4 each other not **** each other.... we wnt miss the ugly shrek tosser... good ridance i say.... Step up the players that do want to play and earn 2 wear the red of manchester!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......

and just because someone had the temerity to suggest the scum are reaping what they've sown.

I've put it through babelfish but still don't understand it. trouble is theres no twat to english option

Ha ha, brilliant!

[Mike J]

what a bunch of morons. i dont like the guy but his wife and kid were probably there, too far imo.

reminds me of the gerrard to chelsea saga. i reckon he will stay there. although if it was me, pathetic dickheads like them would want to make me leave even more. cowards.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

I'm glad to hear that NQDP and beefy have come up with a way to stop him signing for us. Well in lads!

HAHA

Brilliant!

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

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So this infamous and secretive hooligan crew decided to invite Daily Mail with them. Be afraid, be very afraid. Next time they might have Mirror with them.

[Manx Blue]

Are we sure it wasn't City fans?

They were all wearing balaclavas...Day trip from Belfast ;)

Hmm.. there was a definite whiff of semtex about them! ;-)

Is that a new fragrance....like, Hugo Boss Semtex?

[King Kev]

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What's the story with the one in Blue?

Did he misunderstand the dress code??

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

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What's the story with the one in Blue?

Did he misunderstand the dress code??

Or is that our very own Man in Blue?

[Alioune DVToure]

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What's the story with the one in Blue?

Did he misunderstand the dress code??

Or is that our very own Man in Blue?

Could be a delegate from Everton.