Kia Joorchian

[Crossie]

Fuck you, you ugly slimy 80's hair greasy mother fucking pig fucking cunt twat whore mother bitch bike rider.

I hope you have a big fucking castle with a rather large moat, infested with BIG fucking Sharks with laser beams on their heads because if just one Manchetser City fan finds you in the next few days, you'll be [strike]fed your own balls[/strike]

This isnt the place to threaten someone, so hopefully I'll come face to face with him in the next few days

[CityGer]

He's got a face I'd never tire of punching.

[saulman]

Cool. Another appreciation thread.

Here, I'll have a go........A plague upon you Kia Joorchian, you foul fuck. I hope you get a paper-cut on your bell end.

[patrickblue]

This is just like Sir Joseph and Willie.

Anyone got Kia's mobile number?

[Bluez]

It would be nice if City released an official statement saying he is a complete cunt and we will never deal with him again. So if players have any aspirations of coming to City they should find a new agent.

[Mrs Given]

I think it would be cheaper and easier all round if this man just disappeared, I am sure that we have the means to arrange this lol

[Blackadder]

This is just like Sir Joseph and Willie.

Anyone got Kia's mobile number?

FIFA Official Agents List is here
http://www.fifa.com/aboutfifa/federation/administration/playersagents/list.html

Can't find the toad though, is he an actual agent?

[Dameerto]

This is just like Sir Joseph and Willie.

Anyone got Kia's mobile number?

If he's a FA registered agent, it could be online somewhere.

[MaineRoadMemories]

A face you'd never get tired of punching!

[markuse]

A face you'd never get tired of punching!

He reminds me of some slimy bad guy in a movie, but I cannot recall which

[saulman]

A face you'd never get tired of punching!

He reminds me of some slimy bad guy in a movie, but I cannot recall which

All of them.

[blootoof]

[walmai]

Joorabchian isn't and never has been a licensed agent.

He held directorships in two offshore companies that were entitled to enter the market of player licences in South America and somehow retain these entitlements when said players were placed within The Premiership.

He's one of a kind, so far as I can tell.

But he is definitely not a licensed agent.

[Original Dub]

Joorabchian isn't and never has been a licensed agent.

He held directorships in two offshore companies that were entitled to enter the market of player licences in South America and somehow retain these entitlements when said players were placed within The Premiership.

He's one of a kind, so far as I can tell.

But he is definitely not a licensed agent.

You said we had every right to be seriously concerned if this Kia cunt was still involved with Tevez in any capacity and you were bang on.

Shit like this really makes it difficult not to become disillusioned with the game.

[CityGer]

Joorabchian isn't and never has been a licensed agent.

He held directorships in two offshore companies that were entitled to enter the market of player licences in South America and somehow retain these entitlements when said players were placed within The Premiership.

He's one of a kind, so far as I can tell.

But he is definitely not a licensed agent.

You said we had every right to be seriously concerned if this Kia cunt was still involved with Tevez in any capacity and you were bang on.

Shit like this really makes it difficult not to become disillusioned with the game.

Indeed it does. I still can't believe the little cunt has done this.

Let's not pin all this on Joorabchian. Carlos may be a bit thick but he knows right from wrong and he has shat on each and every one of us.

[saulman]

Joorabchian isn't and never has been a licensed agent.

He held directorships in two offshore companies that were entitled to enter the market of player licences in South America and somehow retain these entitlements when said players were placed within The Premiership.

He's one of a kind, so far as I can tell.

But he is definitely not a licensed agent.

You said we had every right to be seriously concerned if this Kia cunt was still involved with Tevez in any capacity and you were bang on.

Shit like this really makes it difficult not to become disillusioned with the game.

Mate, you can't let a few bad eggs poison your views on football. This shit happens. It's just our turn, that's all. We all laughed our arses off at the rags when Rooney did it to them. You just have to roll with it.

Frankly, I'm gutted because Tevez is a quaity player and I loved watching him play. I could say that about countless ex-City players though and I'm still here. Onwards and upwards, with or without Tevez.

[Original Dub]

Joorabchian isn't and never has been a licensed agent.

He held directorships in two offshore companies that were entitled to enter the market of player licences in South America and somehow retain these entitlements when said players were placed within The Premiership.

He's one of a kind, so far as I can tell.

But he is definitely not a licensed agent.

You said we had every right to be seriously concerned if this Kia cunt was still involved with Tevez in any capacity and you were bang on.

Shit like this really makes it difficult not to become disillusioned with the game.

Mate, you can't let a few bad eggs poison your views on football. This shit happens. It's just our turn, that's all. We all laughed our arses off at the rags when Rooney did it to them. You just have to roll with it.

Frankly, I'm gutted because Tevez is a quaity player and I loved watching him play. I could say that about countless ex-City players though and I'm still here. Onwards and upwards, with or without Tevez.

I'll keep on trucking mate, no worries!

The little fucker, I loved the cunt - even before he joined West Ham FFS!!

[saulman]

Joorabchian isn't and never has been a licensed agent.

He held directorships in two offshore companies that were entitled to enter the market of player licences in South America and somehow retain these entitlements when said players were placed within The Premiership.

He's one of a kind, so far as I can tell.

But he is definitely not a licensed agent.

You said we had every right to be seriously concerned if this Kia cunt was still involved with Tevez in any capacity and you were bang on.

Shit like this really makes it difficult not to become disillusioned with the game.

Mate, you can't let a few bad eggs poison your views on football. This shit happens. It's just our turn, that's all. We all laughed our arses off at the rags when Rooney did it to them. You just have to roll with it.

Frankly, I'm gutted because Tevez is a quaity player and I loved watching him play. I could say that about countless ex-City players though and I'm still here. Onwards and upwards, with or without Tevez.

I'll keep on trucking mate, no worries!

The little fucker, I loved the cunt - even before he joined West Ham FFS!!

Aye. Me too.

[razor400]

about time the cunt had some concrete boots made for him followed by a lickle swim

[Manx Blue]

Fuck you, you ugly slimy 80's hair greasy mother fucking pig fucking cunt twat whore mother bitch bike rider.

I hope you have a big fucking castle with a rather large moat, infested with BIG fucking Sharks with laser beams on their heads because if just one Manchetser City fan finds you in the next few days, you'll be [strike]fed your own balls[/strike]

This isnt the place to threaten someone, so hopefully I'll come face to face with him in the next few days

Let yourself go Crossie....I think you're holding yourself back there.