by john68 » Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:08 am
My Dear Beefers,
I assume that you are conversant with the most versatile word in the English language...FUCKED!!!
It is a medical term...Should you feel ill, the Doctor will inform you that you are FUCKED. You, yourself may have already informed your medico that you are FUCKED.
It is an automotive term...When your car breaks down, the mechanic will examine it and duly inform you which particular bit of your car is FUCKED.
It is an ecological term...We are informed by environmentalists that the ozone layer is FUCKED.
...and so to this thread...I apologise profusely for my erudite, well structured post on the matter in hand that rendered your thread FUCKED.
...and sadly...your tree...which, as Douglas has informed us, has fallen over. It is now not a tree. It is a late tree,, an ex tree. Your tree has sadly passed from this domain...In short,(and it gives me no pleasure whatsoever)...to inform you that I never wished to to borrow your tree...quite simply because your tree is now FUCKED!!!
Lots of Love
John
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I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU THINK I WROTE, BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU READ IS NOT WHAT I MEANT