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TheBig_Sam RIP.

Postby ross.mcfc » Sat Feb 19, 2011 3:45 am

Banned from Twitter. Best spoof ever,

Fat Sam and the LMA managed to get him closed down.

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Postby bluelogic32 » Sat Feb 19, 2011 5:44 am

I really did enjoy his tweets, though they were ridiculous he didn't deserve to go! ha, it was good while it lasted.
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Postby DoomMerchant » Sat Feb 19, 2011 6:01 am

on what grounds could he not spoof Fat Sam in that fashion? it seems really out of hand to shut it down.

i'm not ok with it.

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Postby Wooders » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:59 am

gutted about this I reall am
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Postby ant london » Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:47 am

Just proves that the fat gum chewing prick really has no self-awareness....hate him even more now. I loved that twitter feed it was pure class!!
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Postby DoomMerchant » Sat Feb 19, 2011 8:57 am

ant london wrote:Just proves that the fat gum chewing prick really has no self-awareness....hate him even more now. I loved that twitter feed it was pure class!!


it was. any reasonable person would have laffed and encouraged it. he's a cock. i hope he dies.

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Postby Goaters 103 » Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:03 am

Was the best thing on Twitter, gutted.
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Postby The Man In Blue » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:10 am

Gutted about this. Whoever was behind it is a comic genius. I'll miss the weird looks people gave me as I randomly burst out laughing on the bus or train.
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Postby Blue Since 76 » Sat Feb 19, 2011 11:29 am

You mean it wasn't really Sam Allardyce? I'm not surprised they shut it down then, as I really thought it was him.

Jeez, they'll be shutting down that Robbie Savage spoof next.
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Postby Ted Hughes » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:01 pm

What a pity this has been stopped, no doubt by the influence of the real, Fat gobbed, hoofing, gum chewing, Ferguson sucking cunt.
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Postby Kladze » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:16 pm

Very funny guy.

The real BFS and the LMA should be fucking ashamed.
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Re: TheBig_Sam RIP.

Postby ross.mcfc » Sat Feb 19, 2011 12:20 pm

Twitter is going mad. Seems there will be a big campaign to get him reinstated.

http://iainmacintosh.wordpress.com/2011 ... -sam-away/

Dear Twitter Overlords,

We turn our faces to heaven, but our brightest star no longer twinkles.

Your decision to shut the Twitter account of @thebig_sam has caused great upset in the Twittosphere and I write to you today, on behalf of many, to demand an explanation.

@thebig_sam was a creeping finger of sunlight, rising up through all of our timelines, illuminating and warming everything he touched. Without him, Twitter is a cold, cold place. Why did you end his existence?

I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to tell me that he contravened your parody policy. But he didn’t. And here’s why.

Username – The username should not be the exact name of the subject of the parody.

@thebig_sam is very different from Sam Allardyce. There aren’t as many letters, for starters.

Bio – The bio should include a statement to distinguish it from the real identity

“Breathing Northern fire over the wheatfields of the beautiful game.”

Football manager Sam Allardyce has many skills, but he is not a dragon. He cannot combust his own breath. Therefore, the implication that @thebig_sam can snort clouds of flame at will is a clear statement to distinguish it from the real identity. I will, of course, concede this point if the real Sam Allardyce sneezes and accidentally burns a small village to the ground.

Communication with other users – The account should not, through private or public communication with other users, try to deceive or mislead others about your identity

@thebig_sam didn’t follow or direct message anybody. His public communications were limited to small scale spats or well-executed wooing manoeuvres, the likes of which you and I could only dream of being able to demonstrate.

Twitter Overlords, only a certified moron could ever confuse @thebig_sam with Sam Allardyce. The real Sam Allardyce watches and comments upon Premier League football. @thebig_sam watches and comments upon the classic 80s movie ’Labyrinth.’

The real Sam Allardyce has never yet professed an interest in contemporary music. @thebig_sam regularly tweeted the lyrics of such diverse acts as Another Level and Kenny Loggins.

The real Sam Allardyce wears a suit to work and has never been caught in a compromising position. @thebig_sam was recently caught masturbating while dressed as a Care Bear. Clearly, they are not the same person.

Please, if you can’t restore @thebig_sam in his original form, at least give him the chance to amend his details accordingly. Nearly 40,000 of us woke up on Saturday morning to discover something horrible. We hadn’t lost a follower. We’d lost a friend.

Yours, in hope

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Postby bluej » Sat Feb 19, 2011 1:05 pm

I rarely use Twitter, but this was the main thing I kept looking at it for!
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Postby colonel_muck » Sat Feb 19, 2011 4:29 pm

not on twitter but i get the feeling i would have loved this. anyone got any examples of his tweets???
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Re: TheBig_Sam RIP.

Postby BlueinBosnia » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:24 pm

colonel_muck wrote:not on twitter but i get the feeling i would have loved this. anyone got any examples of his tweets???


Here you go:

On Skype with Sir Alex there. He didn't want to talk about Rooney. Or anything else. We just sat there in silence. Naked, awkward silence.

Then Sir Alex grabs his cock, waves it about & shouts "Use the force, Sammy!" In an instant, the tension is gone completely. Man's a genius.


Making the lads watch Stallone masterpiece 'Over The Top'. If love, honour & arm-wrestling doesn't get them pumped up, they're just scum.

Unacceptable. I've already made the team watch me take a **** on Dioufy's face. Was meant to terrify them but they all started clapping.

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Postby Goataldo » Sat Feb 19, 2011 7:45 pm

The Man In Blue wrote:Gutted about this. Whoever was behind it is a comic genius. I'll miss the weird looks people gave me as I randomly burst out laughing on the bus or train.


I think it'll take more than the demise of The Big Sam to stop you getting weird looks mate.
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Postby avoidconfusion » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:45 am

Fucking bullshit. That guy was the only reason I went on Twitter at all.
so now as every enemy circles our city
sour and sore, we swear war
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Re: TheBig_Sam RIP.

Postby ross.mcfc » Sun Feb 20, 2011 2:46 am

As gutted as I am at the demise of TheBig_Sam at least he went out on top. His fanny salad dressing story may have been his best work yet.

TheBig_Sam BigSam
Some women are right dirty bitches.

30 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
Was in the shop there, buying some Newman's Own Balsamic Vinaigrette Dressing for tea and saw this lady in leather trousers sidle up to me.

26 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
She goes: "Ooh, are you getting that for your dinner, Big Sam? Gonna pour it all over your tea, are you? Ooh, that'll be nice, won't it?"

25 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
While she's talking, she's licking her fingers and eyeing up my balls. She even squeezed one of her tits as she purred the word "pour".

20 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
It was like something out of those blue movies Jeff Shreeves is always trying to give me when I see him. The older ones with hairy muffs.

20 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
So I reply: "Yeah. I'm making a big salad. A really big one. With coleslaw. And a big fucking baked potato. Massive it is. Should be nice."
18 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
I tried to sound all sexy and alluring, but it's fucking food-stuffs for Christ sake. How do you get erotic over a fucking baked potato.


TheBig_Sam BigSam
I made my excuses and left. I looked back and she was pretending to wank a bottle of HP Sauce. I can't help but feel I've missed out here.

16 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
Then she goes: "Ooh, pouring some dressing over it? Nice. 'Newman's Own'? Yummy. What about 'Allardyce's Own'? You have any of that handy?
15 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
"I'd take a bottle of that," she continues, raking her fingers through her golden mane. "I'd pour it all over my salad... my fanny salad."
14 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
The "fanny salad" reference threw me a little, but I knew what she wanted. Big Sam. And plenty of him.
4 minutes ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
Usually, I'd be right in there quicker than a slag into a limo, but I'd left my Gamecube on pause in the house so I really had to get back.


TheBig_Sam BigSam
Got back into the house & played the fuck out of 'Resident Evil 4'. Those cunting Ganados are gonna feel the wrath of my sexual frustration.
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TheBig_Sam BigSam
The wife just caught me licking the TV while watching the delicious Natalie Sawyer on Sky Sports News. I don't regret it though.
4 hours ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
"Why are you licking the TV, Sam?" she asked. I simply pointed to the splendour of Sawyer and said: "Why the fuck are you not?"
4 hours ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
She shook her head softly and walked out of the room. She knew she'd been beaten over the head with the Big Sam sledgehammer of logic.
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TheBig_Sam BigSam
Rita from 'Coronation Street' is such a milf. Bet that's what Lion-O's mum looks like.

TheBig_Sam BigSam
"Thunder... Thunder... Thunder... Thundercats.. HOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
18 hours ago

TheBig_Sam BigSam
That's what I'd shout if I was wiring into Rita & her big ginger muff. Then I'd go downstairs and help myself to some sweets from The Cabin.
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TheBig_Sam BigSam
Went for a piss there but forgot to lock the door behind me. The missus comes bounding in like a puppy and proceeds to brush her teeth.
17 Feb

TheBig_Sam BigSam
The thing is, I'd just had a crafty wank in our larder and it took fucking ages before any piss came out. She knew. She totally knew.
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Re: TheBig_Sam RIP.

Postby xavi6 » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:02 pm

The best thing on Twitter. Was absolutely gutted to see he'd been booted off last night.

The person behind it is a comic genius and I hope they come back in some shape or form.
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Re: TheBig_Sam RIP.

Postby HeyMark » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:18 pm

His story about outing his neighbour as a racist had me in stitches
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