HAMMAM

[BlueinBosnia]

Do you still go to the paki shop? and the chinky chippie? and do they make you chant Islamic stuff before serving you with your baked beans? Horrid innit?

Baked beans in a chippy? If that's the case, ship 'em all back, I say. I'm surprised I haven't picked this up in the Express.

Being a spotty Uni-cunt...how would you know any different? Did your butler mention it last time you sent him out for yer caviar and zit cream?

Any self-respecting student sends his pastry chef for caviar and zit cream. Get an education, you oik. ;)

[john68]

Do you still go to the paki shop? and the chinky chippie? and do they make you chant Islamic stuff before serving you with your baked beans? Horrid innit?

Baked beans in a chippy? If that's the case, ship 'em all back, I say. I'm surprised I haven't picked this up in the Express.

Being a spotty Uni-cunt...how would you know any different? Did your butler mention it last time you sent him out for yer caviar and zit cream?

Any self-respecting student sends his pastry chef for caviar and zit cream. Get an education, you oik. ;)

Pastry chef?....Zit cream...and caviar.....IN PIES????....fucl me....how uncultured I am.

[Slim]

Hell yeah, let's get him in.

Bit slow but he could hit a freekick.

[MUS]

With the grace of Allah we shall rejoice and destroy the western infidels with our benevolent ayotollah Hammam.

We will especially look to make all chippies halal,

all churches into cornershops

all pubs into mosques

all women into ninjas.

and we will take the one you call "katy perry" and sacrifice her at the start of the next World Cup. Which, coincidently will be renamed "The Chicken Tikka Masala Cup"

We will also invest in pringles.

Allahu akbar.

Down with democracy, down with freedom. down with the Human race.











Cunt.

[Goataldo]

With the grace of Allah we shall rejoice and destroy the western infidels with our benevolent ayotollah Hammam.

We will especially look to make all chippies halal,

all churches into cornershops

all pubs into mosques

all women into ninjas.

and we will take the one you call "katy perry" and sacrifice her at the start of the next World Cup. Which, coincidently will be renamed "The Chicken Tikka Masala Cup"

We will also invest in pringles.

Allahu akbar.

Down with democracy, down with freedom. down with the Human race.











Cunt.

I just read that out to the two other people in the room, you got a round of applause and they're still laughing!

[ronk]

@ Paul McLaren,

If you had no wish to be racist......then...why were you?

On the quiet...just between me and you....Go on...admit it...You really did want to be racist there...didn't you?
Do you still go to the paki shop? and the chinky chippie? and do they make you chant Islamic stuff before serving you with your baked beans? Horrid innit?

...and are corrupt white Europeans a whole better class than those greasy foreign ones?
Come on Paul...educate us...please.

Or are you short of attention these days and in need of a man hug?
Sad either way.

It's standard for 21st century racism, subtle forms of it aren't really worth it, instead you just need a simple disclaimer: "I'm not racist, but..."

Instant plausible deniability, leading to a comeback about how overreactions and political correctness are ruining Britain/the World. It's a simple and sometimes effective workaround, it's just that McClaren is too much of a dullard to realise that he's lampooning himself. To be honest, I don't mind that at all, I much prefer now when people tell you straight out that they're racist so you can put them on ignore etc. and not have to listen to any more.

[Arjan Van Schotte]

With the grace of Allah we shall rejoice and destroy the western infidels with our benevolent ayotollah Hammam.

We will especially look to make all chippies halal,

all churches into cornershops

all pubs into mosques

all women into ninjas.

and we will take the one you call "katy perry" and sacrifice her at the start of the next World Cup. Which, coincidently will be renamed "The Chicken Tikka Masala Cup"

We will also invest in pringles.

Allahu akbar.

Down with democracy, down with freedom. down with the Human race.

Cunt.

you can fuck right off you iranian bastard.

turning women into ninja's? fucking stupid.

(did you notice the smug way i turned you into a persian for added insult?? haha - top bombing MUS)

[Slim]

With the grace of Allah we shall rejoice and destroy the western infidels with our benevolent ayotollah Hammam.

We will especially look to make all chippies halal,

all churches into cornershops

all pubs into mosques

all women into ninjas.

and we will take the one you call "katy perry" and sacrifice her at the start of the next World Cup. Which, coincidently will be renamed "The Chicken Tikka Masala Cup"

We will also invest in pringles.

Allahu akbar.

Down with democracy, down with freedom. down with the Human race.

Cunt.

you can fuck right off you iranian bastard.

turning women into ninja's? fucking stupid.

(did you notice the smug way i turned you into a persian for added insult?? haha - top bombing MUS)

[Dronny]

I was going to start a thread when Blatter was going on about changing the Qatar WC but it became bigger than Ben Hur once I got iinto it. Anyway, Hammam was the one who was seriously opposed to any changes with regard to changing the time and the locations, basically telling Bladder and Twatini to wind it in and keep the fuck out of their business. Just after that he came out with a few statements with regard to changing the FIFA set-up as he thought it was to archaic and didn't represent the footballing world going forward.

If you look at his statement, he is basically saying that too much goes on behind the scenes and the current set-up at top level is, in short, corrupt. He wants transparency and fair competition which he knows Blatter won't do; it's all about control to Blatter.

Personally, I think that a lot of FIFA members are now sick of the way Blatter runs the organisation like he actually owns it, and Hammam, with real experience of the organisation, feels that this is the time to challenge his stewardship (remember, Blatter has been there for over 30 years so 15 years is short in relative terms).

I for one hope he knocks Blatter off his corrupt perch, but it won't be easy. Blatter will use any and all underhand methods to keep his position, money is just one of them, as was shown when he 1st went up for election or when FIFAs media partner lead to massive losses to the business.

Not saying Blatter's not a corrupt fuclin wanker but Hammam also allowed the head of the Indonesian FA to stay in charge even though he was in jail for.........corruption! You couldn't make it up. The reason why the Swiss sleazeball stays in power is 'cos he probably has more dirt on the others than they do on him......simples really.

[Dubaimancityfan]

@ Paul McLaren,

If you had no wish to be racist......then...why were you?

On the quiet...just between me and you....Go on...admit it...You really did want to be racist there...didn't you?
Do you still go to the paki shop? and the chinky chippie? and do they make you chant Islamic stuff before serving you with your baked beans? Horrid innit?

...and are corrupt white Europeans a whole better class than those greasy foreign ones?
Come on Paul...educate us...please.

Or are you short of attention these days and in need of a man hug?
Sad either way.

It's standard for 21st century racism, subtle forms of it aren't really worth it, instead you just need a simple disclaimer: "I'm not racist, but..."

Instant plausible deniability, leading to a comeback about how overreactions and political correctness are ruining Britain/the World. It's a simple and sometimes effective workaround, it's just that McClaren is too much of a dullard to realise that he's lampooning himself. To be honest, I don't mind that at all, I much prefer now when people tell you straight out that they're racist so you can put them on ignore etc. and not have to listen to any more.

Well said Ronk and John.
And to Paul just how many fuckin Swiss are at the top of world football ??
I guess you'll be switching to become a rags fan, now that you've found out that City is owned by an Asian.

[Beefymcfc]

Why hasn't she blown up that Banana?

[dazby]

With the grace of Allah we shall rejoice and destroy the western infidels with our benevolent ayotollah Hammam.

We will especially look to make all chippies halal,

all churches into cornershops

all pubs into mosques

all women into ninjas.

and we will take the one you call "katy perry" and sacrifice her at the start of the next World Cup. Which, coincidently will be renamed "The Chicken Tikka Masala Cup"

We will also invest in pringles.

Allahu akbar.

Down with democracy, down with freedom. down with the Human race.











Cunt.

BRRRRRRRRILLIANT.

[gillie]

FIFA should be spelt BENT end of.

[ant london]

I don'y want to be racist here but i do not want a fucking asian in charge of world football, simple.
There is how many asians at the top of the game?

We've got an Asian owner and an Asian chairman for a start.

Honestly Lads/Mods

If you have not banned mclaren for the above then I, for one, would like you to do so immediately.

I do not log onto here to read that kind of racist bile and I know full well that it should be personally deeply offensive to a number of our members and will just be plain unacceptable to the vast majority of others.

If its not already been done then do so please.....and if not I'd like an explanation as to why not and how that could possibly be acceptable behaviour.

Thanls

[john68]

FIFA should be spelt BENT end of.

If FIFA stands for Federation International Football Associations, or soemthing along those lines, spelling it B.E.N.T. just woudn't make any sense Mick....or should that be cens?

[BlueinBosnia]

FIFA should be spelt BENT end of.

If FIFA stands for Federation International Football Associations, or soemthing along those lines, spelling it B.E.N.T. just woudn't make any sense Mick....or should that be cens?

Exactly that, but in French: the international language of diplomacy/surrender.

[twosips]

I don'y want to be racist here but i do not want a fucking asian in charge of world football, simple.
There is how many asians at the top of the game?

We've got an Asian owner and an Asian chairman for a start.

Honestly Lads/Mods

If you have not banned mclaren for the above then I, for one, would like you to do so immediately.

I do not log onto here to read that kind of racist bile and I know full well that it should be personally deeply offensive to a number of our members and will just be plain unacceptable to the vast majority of others.

If its not already been done then do so please.....and if not I'd like an explanation as to why not and how that could possibly be acceptable behaviour.

Thanls

This ^^^^^^

I'm embarrassed to be associated with fans like him :|

Reminds me of the taxi driver that took me home last night

Me - "just the first left mate"
Taxi driver - "I know where i'm going, what do you think i am? A fucking paki?"
Me - ".......er...what?"
Taxi driver just said nowt after that.

Sigh.

[Alioune DVToure]

paul mclaren in 'bit of a bell-end' shock.

Where do I find those Titanic/Hitler photos?

[twosips]

tbf i have no idea who he is.

[Im_Spartacus]

Get off your fucking soap boxes you bunch of fucking tarts.

Paul has shown himself up yet again, but rather than for racist reasons I believe he has shown himself to have a complete lack of knowledge of how FIFA influence the game. We have Uefa to look after our interests, the President of FIFA in reality should simply be the person who brings together the different continental associations.

Therefore it makes no difference as to the nationality of the President of FIFA.

And I do not believe for one moment that Hammam is free from corruption - aside from the Qatar world cup award. He was very heavily implicated in the extremely suspicious re-election of Blatter in 2002 when he stood against Issa Hayatou, and the african association suddenly changed its votes at the last minute. Accusations of "gifts" being made originating from Hammam have still never been proven, but like they say, there is no smoke without fire.

I strongly suggest anyone interested in the subject of FIFA corruption reads the book "Foul"