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Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby The Man In Blue » Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:54 pm

Just for laughs

I'd rather brush my teeth with a brillo pad than see that fucking pantyliner anywhere near our club.
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby Goataldo » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:00 pm

The Man In Blue wrote:Just for laughs

I'd rather brush my teeth with a brillo pad than see that fucking pantyliner anywhere near our club.


I'd rather eat my own sick with a slatted spoon.
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby Green & Blue » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:21 pm

I would rather spend St Patricks day with guv111
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby Blue in the face » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:31 pm

Green & Blue wrote:I would rather spend St Patricks day with guv111


G&B....you're one sick bastard.

That would be worse than sticking pins in your eyes.
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby everyonehatesus » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:38 pm

I would rather eat my own cock, the slimey little fucktard......
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby Chinners » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:44 pm

I'd rather spend an entire evening with Maria Mazza

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I may not of understood this game so merely used one my random chances to see lovely Maria again.
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby LookMumImOnMCF.net » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:44 pm

Would rather go on a extensive two man tour of Great Britain with carlfeedthegoat
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby The Man In Blue » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:55 pm

LookMumImOnMCF.net wrote:Would rather go on a extensive two man tour of Great Britain with carlfeedthegoat


Haha - that could be the beginnings of a plot for a crappy buddy/road trip film

"Thrown together by fate, follow our heroes CFG and LM as they travel around broken Britain by Humvee, blagging trains and using out of date megariders, attempting to cure all society's ills and becoming the unlikeliest of friends along the way"

Thinking about it, I'd rather watch that film then see Nani play for City.
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby 9secondlegend » Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:59 pm

so some of you would nt have nani but you would have rooney?? hmmm
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby CuteMancs » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:02 pm

[quote="Chinners"]I'd rather spend an entire evening with Maria Mazza

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Me too....really :)
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby Sister of fu » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:10 pm

I would rather go with Ruthless on one of his "whoop there it is" semi final tickets than see that soft ugly twunt in a blue shirt.......
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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby Rae4685 » Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:26 pm

I'd rather give my dad a tug

















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Re: Things you'd rather do than see Nani sign for City

Postby dromoreblue » Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:57 pm

set fire to my hair then put the flames out with a hammer
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