Your last words to the players ......

[Crossie]

"your all shit, especially you Yaya, now get the fuck out of my sight for 45 mins"

I joke obviously.

They need relaxing and to play naturally, bomb fwd and play FOOTBALL

[Chinners]

Ha ha, you'd think having an italian manager, he'd press that motto point home.

I would think it we were heading down his nationality it would be "we'll change sides if it looks like we're getting beaten".

Ha ha ... A+

[Alex Sapphire]

It's a modern world and a multicultural dressing room:
This:

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Something similar to this
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[Alex Sapphire]

Something similar to this
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that didn't end well now did it?

[sandman]

Superbia in Proelia

[Alioune DVToure]

There is a machinegun in the tunnel, two nil lead by the half or there will be consequences.

Perhaps now Ade's gone...

Oops, didn't think that through.

Hahaha.

Perhaps Mancini made a similar mistake.

[ashton287]

Fucking get it done you lazy little faggots.

[Ted Hughes]

We have your families.

[CITYSTEVEDON]

go out here and play for the fans and your pride in the team, and anybody who hasnt got sweat on them will be cleaning the toilets in the ground[ with a toothbrush]

[Bridge'srightfoot]

This is the worst United team in fucking decades.
Go and attack them you overpaid, overhyped useless cunts.

[1950]

You're dicks! You're overpaid, arrogant, stupid dicks. And they are pussies. And Ferguson is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't fuck these assholes, we're going to have our dicks all covered in shit! Is normal.

[Rag_hater]

If you win
1 Mill each
If you lose,
Sheikh brother taking your mum for a drive.

[Kladze]

You're dicks! You're overpaid, arrogant, stupid dicks. And they are pussies. And Ferguson is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't fuck these assholes, we're going to have our dicks all covered in shit! Is normal.

The forum poet rears his head eh?

[Slim]

You're dicks! You're overpaid, arrogant, stupid dicks. And they are pussies. And Ferguson is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't fuck these assholes, we're going to have our dicks all covered in shit! Is normal.

The forum poet rears his head eh?

Oh dear, if you don't know that, you really need to see Team America. It's a god awful movie but it's well quoted in forums.

[Kladze]

You're dicks! You're overpaid, arrogant, stupid dicks. And they are pussies. And Ferguson is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't fuck these assholes, we're going to have our dicks all covered in shit! Is normal.

The forum poet rears his head eh?

Oh dear, if you don't know that, you really need to see Team America. It's a god awful movie but it's well quoted in forums.

Really?

I live a quiet life .......

[jono1978]

"wave at your wags lads go on they love it.... oh and by the way lose today and we sign john terry".

[Arjan Van Schotte]

right lads, we're going 4-4-2 today with 2 wingers. Micah, zabs - i want you bombing forward to support the wingers. don't worry about the back so much as with our talent we'll just outscore em anyway.

see you in 45 mins balo....make sure the tea's ready and you've cut the oranges, good lad.

[1950]

see you in 45 mins balo....make sure the tea's ready and you've cut the oranges, good lad.

Racist!

[wyted]

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Wrong sport I know. Awesome, none-the-less.