MOURINHO IN.

[King Kev]

Exactly! So why not put your energy into supporting the current manager and his team instead of fantasising about another manager (who you would probably want sacked after 18 months anyway).

Not being funny mate but do you not even remotely see the utter hypocrisy in you of all people coming out with that statement?????

It really is beyond belief.

Why? Because I wanted rid of ONE manager??

[ant london]

Exactly! So why not put your energy into supporting the current manager and his team instead of fantasising about another manager (who you would probably want sacked after 18 months anyway).

Not being funny mate but do you not even remotely see the utter hypocrisy in you of all people coming out with that statement?????

It really is beyond belief.

Why? Because I wanted rid of ONE manager??

Because you have the astounding lack of self awareness to criticise anyone else for doing EXACTLY what you did all through that ONE manager's tenure.

What you wrote is exactly what the rest of us wished you had tried to do at the time.

[Bianchi on Ice]

I dont know how close to kick off Mancini saw the liverpool side. If he saw it and noticed a rookie at right back, could he have swapped Johnson to the left? might have changed the shape of the game. He didnt do that, not even after 10 minutes....my point is, hes had time to assess his players so he knows what they are good at...but he doesnt seem to trust them. Show me a good man manager who isnt afraid to move quickly to rectify things then we may be onto a winner. If Mancini learns from it and improves then thats fine with me, because changing managers isnt really the blueprint for sustained success.

[King Kev]

Exactly! So why not put your energy into supporting the current manager and his team instead of fantasising about another manager (who you would probably want sacked after 18 months anyway).

Not being funny mate but do you not even remotely see the utter hypocrisy in you of all people coming out with that statement?????

It really is beyond belief.

Why? Because I wanted rid of ONE manager??

Because you have the astounding lack of self awareness to criticise anyone else for doing EXACTLY what you did all through that ONE manager's tenure.

What you wrote is exactly what the rest of us wished you had tried to do at the time.

How about when the Sven Out brigade were in full force and I was one of the ones defending him? Do we just ignore that too?

Regarding the ONE manager I wanted out, it is a fact that I didn't mention him on here for his last 3 or 4 months at the club. This was ingnored by the lickers who continued to hound me about it reagardless.

I won't mention our manager again now* as it seems to be upsetting some of our more precious members.





*until we win the Cup/qualify for the Champions League when I will be back to mock people's lack of faith.

[ant london]

How about when the Sven Out brigade were in full force and I was one of the ones defending him? Do we just ignore that too?

Regarding the ONE manager I wanted out, it is a fact that I didn't mention him on here for his last 3 or 4 months at the club. This was ingnored by the lickers who continued to hound me about it reagardless.

I won't mention our manager again now* as it seems to be upsetting some of our more precious members.

*until we win the Cup/qualify for the Champions League when I will be back to mock people's lack of faith.

I (and I'm sure others) have no desire to re-open the debate re Hughes once again. He's ancient history. I'm glad you have such faith in Mancini and I hope you prove me and others very very very very wrong on it. As I said on another thread just now you can lord it all you like if that faith is vindicated (which we ALL sincerely hope it is).

However it does not alter the fact that you are a hypocrite in relation to your plea to Carl.

[Dronny]

Exactly! So why not put your energy into supporting the current manager and his team instead of fantasising about another manager (who you would probably want sacked after 18 months anyway).

Fuck me KK, you owe me a coffee as I've just spat mine out all over the train carriage

[bluej]

Exactly! So why not put your energy into supporting the current manager and his team instead of fantasising about another manager (who you would probably want sacked after 18 months anyway).

!!

[carl_feedthegoat]

KK You have been seen to be a hypocrite.

The end.

[13021J]

Mourinho on Sky Italia: "Me to City? Impossible. Absolutely impossible."

[gillie]

Mourinho on Sky Italia: "Me to City? Impossible. Absolutely impossible."

Well he has probably signed the contract already then lol.

[Im_Spartacus]

Nice rant. I have seen it before, but could easily apply to a large number of the city squad currently

This is a genuine letter of complaint written by a Grimsby Town fan to their players after they lost 0-2 at home to Bath City in the F.A. Cup.
____________________________________________

Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

Yours sincerely


A very disillusioned Mariner

[carl_feedthegoat]

Nice rant. I have seen it before, but could easily apply to a large number of the city squad currently

This is a genuine letter of complaint written by a Grimsby Town fan to their players after they lost 0-2 at home to Bath City in the F.A. Cup.
____________________________________________

Dear Players of Grimsby Town FC

I am writing with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief as to the sheer magnitude of your complete lack of talent and failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do. I am not aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which comes close to a description of your ‘performance’ (and I use that term loosely) this afternoon, but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to call in sick at work and instead spent the entire day in my one bedroom flat wearing nothing but my underpants, eating toast and wánking furiously over second-rate Scandinavian porn. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to my employer in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to this club in your entire time here.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little píssflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you have taken my money and that of several thousand others and delivered precisely fúck all in return. I run a business myself, and I believe I could take any 4,000 of my customers at random; burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that which I have experienced at Blundell Park at any time so far this season.

You are a total disgrace, not only to your profession, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed kidney stones which have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than watching each of you worthless excuses for professional footballers attempt to play a game you are clearly incapable of playing, week-in, week-out.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have blindly given you all the benefit of the doubt for too long now. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible quality either as footballers or as people in general. As such, I feel it’s only fair that your supply runs out forthwith.

I trust, at this precise moment in time, that Mr Fenty is in his office tapping away on the Easyjet web site booking you all one-way flights to Zurich, complete with an overnight stay with our cheese eating friends at Dignitas. Don’t bother packing your toothbrush – you won’t need it.

In the event that our beloved chairman can’t afford the expense (understandable given that he’s soon going to have to assemble a new squad from scratch), then I am prepared to sell my family (including my unborn child) to a dubious consortium of Middle Eastern businessmen in order to pay for the flights. Christ, I’ll drive you there myself, one-by one, without sleep, if I have to.

Failing that, understanding that most dubious Middle Eastern businessmen are tied-up purchasing Premier League football clubs, I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us fans out of our collective misery.

So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate bástards; leave this club now and don’t you fúcking dare look back. You’ve consistently demonstrated less passion and desire than can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s scrótum, so frankly you can just all fúck off – don’t pass go, don’t collect your wages, don’t ever come back to this town again.

I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-thru in the near future.

Yours sincerely


A very disillusioned Mariner

I have read that before but it still makes me pmsl each time I read it again.....classic rant.

[carl_feedthegoat]

I have read that before but it still makes me pmsl each time I read it again.....classic rant.