Your not a real City fan until..............

[Sister of fu]

you have seen Jackie's tits..........

and last night i was in the wrong place and the wrong time when she whipped them out for the lads in Mary Ds. Glad i wasnt eating at the time.

She is one crazy bitch but she is a true blue so I will let her off. May even wip mine out if we win the cup...........









Yeah right.........;-)

[Slim]

And be incapable of spelling YOU'RE.

[avoidconfusion]

yMay even wip mine out if we win the cup...........









Yeah right.........;-)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sister of fu]

And be incapable of spelling YOU'RE.

You should ask WW or KK if you can have special powers for marking peoples posts for poor grammar and spelling just so you can make yourself feel better and superior to all those afflicted members of the site who cant spell etc.............

[lets all have a disco]

If your letting your puppies see the light of day you know my digits.

Dont be shy.

Safe.

[Avalon]

May even wip mine out if we win the cup...........









Yeah right.........;-)

Like that Paraguayan model who said she'll run naked on the streets if Paraguay won the WC. Never wanted Paraguay to win that much :P.

Also, like that Dutch porn star, who said she and her friends will give all of her twitter followers a BJ if the Netherlands would win the WC. I bet she was shitting herself XD.

[stevefromdonny]

you have seen city lose at these great footballing grounds, shrewsbury,chesterfield, doncaster, halifax and other such fucking hovels

[Beeks]

Jackie's Tits are as much a City institution as Helen's Bell(RIP)

[Sister of fu]

If your letting your puppies see the light of day you know my digits.

Dont be shy.

Safe.

Talking of shy, you couldnt get in your wife to be car quick enough last night after being approached by those two stunners.....:-)

[BobbyJ1956]

Ah but in twenty years time it will say "till you had your loyalty tested by seeing City lose a Champions League final and fail (again) to make it three in a row." And by then those tits will be really droopy.

[Colin the King]

Jackie got her tits out in the Townley car park right in front of me a couple of years back. Not slept properly since.

[lets all have a disco]

If your letting your puppies see the light of day you know my digits.

Dont be shy.

Safe.

Talking of shy, you couldnt get in your wife to be car quick enough last night after being approached by those two stunners.....:-)

I couldnt get in my wife quick enough?

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

Slim's told you off

[Ted Hughes]

Where's Dr Doom ? This seems like his kind of thread.

[Sister of fu]

Slim's told you off

Its not the first time is it from the self proclaimed site spelling Police constable, PC Slim.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Slim has a particular obsession with the so called misspelling of "your"............I think when he was nipper some cunt called "your" battered him.

Thats my theory.

[roblues]

Haha great thread! Although this does mean that I'm not a real fan.
Pretty sure her daughter was using this forum at one point a while back, the family used to live about two minutes away from us.

[Sister of fu]

Haha great thread! Although this does mean that I'm not a real fan.
Pretty sure her daughter was using this forum at one point a while back, the family used to live about two minutes away from us.

I'm sure if ya get down Wembley way on Saturday they will be making an appearance.

[DoomMerchant]

okay, relax everyone...nothing to see here, go on about your business.

also, Andie if yr getting yr tater tots out i'd suggest you let me know ASAP cuz i might change my mind, risk karma and fate and my dream of us losing the cup while i'm getting yelled at by Bingo and pay over the odds to find a ticket and take a coupla gawks at those beauties.

Also, i'm not surprised by Kiers reaction. He's soft in his old age. Love does that. Did he cry like Bingo did when you told him about blood and spiders?

cheers

[The Original Special One]

Also, like that Dutch porn star, who said she and her friends will give all of her twitter followers a BJ if the Netherlands would win the WC. I bet she was shitting herself XD.

Reminds me of a documentary I saw about 10 years ago: I think it was of a woman trying to set a new Guinness World Record for the number of screws in 24 hours, or summat.
She looked, literally, shattered at the end of it