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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE CRAP WHEN...

Postby Ruthless » Sat May 21, 2011 2:57 pm

You know ur shit ratface when ur missus fucks off with the rough builder u hired to work on ur multi million pound house ha ha ha ha dickhead
YOUR MOUTHS WRITING CHEQUES YOUR BODY CANT CASH
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE CRAP WHEN...

Postby Dronny » Sat May 21, 2011 5:20 pm

Ruthless wrote:You know ur shit ratface when ur missus fucks off with the rough builder u hired to work on ur multi million pound house ha ha ha ha dickhead


Now if that's true that is fackin funny, maybe Mrs Ratter woke up one morning and smelt the....

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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE CRAP WHEN...

Postby john68 » Sat May 21, 2011 5:23 pm

Chocolate peanuts???
I KNOW THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU UNDERSTOOD WHAT YOU THINK I WROTE, BUT I AM NOT SURE YOU REALISE THAT WHAT YOU READ IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE CRAP WHEN...

Postby Dronny » Sat May 21, 2011 5:55 pm

john68 wrote:Chocolate peanuts???


They make women married to ugly, inbred fucker's go wild :-)
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE CRAP WHEN...

Postby Sister of fu » Sat May 21, 2011 5:59 pm

You're (slim is this the correct usage of the word you're??) wife loves chocolate peanuts more than you.....
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE CRAP WHEN...

Postby craigmcfc » Sat May 21, 2011 6:08 pm

10/10 for effort Andie, unfortunately 0/10 for accuracy. Time to amend it before he sees it though :-)
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Re: YOU KNOW YOU'RE CRAP WHEN...

Postby Slim » Sun May 22, 2011 12:52 am

Sister of fu wrote:You're (slim is this the correct usage of the word you're??) wife loves chocolate peanuts more than you.....


Fuck me sideways, I think my work here is done.

Might do a Harold and leave.
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