Kolo - what's the latest?

[Ted Hughes]

They can't stop him training on his own though.

[Beefymcfc]

'or any football related activity...' - what the fuck does that mean?

[Chinners]

'or any football related activity...' - what the fuck does that mean?

No keepy-uppies in the back yard

[bawbag]

Shagging, snorting, speeding, super injunctions - that kinda stuff

[bawbag]

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Shagging, snorting, speeding, super injunctions - that kinda stuff

Just realised I'm 3/4 of the way to being a premiership footballer myself!!

[Dameerto]

Bllimey - if he's not allowed to train he's going to need something to keep the weight off.

[CityFanFromRome]

Bllimey - if he's not allowed to train he's going to need something to keep the weight off.

more diet pills?

[Dameerto]

Bllimey - if he's not allowed to train he's going to need something to keep the weight off.

more diet pills?

An understanding wife and a hotel full of hookers for the summer.

[Beefymcfc]

Bllimey - if he's not allowed to train he's going to need something to keep the weight off.

more diet pills?

An understanding wife and a hotel full of hookers for the summer.

In a sweat suit.

But really, I think he's been done over. The lad who took the same thing up in Scotland only got 1 month yet Kolo gets 6 months. And no football related activity is a scandalous regulation as in terms of his job it means he can't even touch a ball, in his back garden!

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

'or any football related activity...' - what the fuck does that mean?

Made me piss myself reading that. What if he fancies kickabout with his kids in local park. Are there coppers always tailing him? What about if he wants to see his brother play? Or watch football on telly?

No post-match pints in Townley for Kolo then.

I honestly don't understand how someone could be banned for training unpaid? It's not bloody criminal court that made the decision. It's a free country.

[bigblue]

Bllimey - if he's not allowed to train he's going to need something to keep the weight off.

more diet pills?

An understanding wife and a hotel full of hookers for the summer.

In a sweat suit.

But really, I think he's been done over. The lad who took the same thing up in Scotland only got 1 month yet Kolo gets 6 months. And no football related activity is a scandalous regulation as in terms of his job it means he can't even touch a ball, in his back garden!

he should train in virtual reality, no one will ever know

[Biamp]

Top news, I expected a longer ban. He really got away with it, as well as he might just saved his career.

[Beefymcfc]

'or any football related activity...' - what the fuck does that mean?

Made me piss myself reading that. What if he fancies kickabout with his kids in local park. Are there coppers always tailing him? What about if he wants to see his brother play? Or watch football on telly?

No post-match pints in Townley for Kolo then.

I honestly don't understand how someone could be banned for training unpaid? It's not bloody criminal court that made the decision. It's a free country.

Exactly mate, where does the term end?

They're full of shit. The world revolves around footall in many areas and it'd take a Gastapo like regime to keep him in check. Wankers!

[1950]

Obviously the Regulation 32 bit is employment law related & the word 'activity' should be understood in said context.

[Beefymcfc]

Bllimey - if he's not allowed to train he's going to need something to keep the weight off.

more diet pills?

An understanding wife and a hotel full of hookers for the summer.

In a sweat suit.

But really, I think he's been done over. The lad who took the same thing up in Scotland only got 1 month yet Kolo gets 6 months. And no football related activity is a scandalous regulation as in terms of his job it means he can't even touch a ball, in his back garden!

he should train in virtual reality, no one will ever know

Mmmmmmm, I wonder what game she's playing with her hand like that ;-)

[Goaters 103]

Best result we could have hoped for. With Kolo back in Sept, and assuming Boateng is still on board as he's really a Centre Half anyway, it means we don't have to go and waste money on a lamppost like Gary Cahill.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Obviously the Regulation 32 bit is employment law related & the word 'activity' should be understood in said context.

So basically he COULD train unpaid then?

[Patrick]

Brilliant

[Dameerto]

Obviously the Regulation 32 bit is employment law related & the word 'activity' should be understood in said context.

So basically he COULD train unpaid then?

I'm no expert, but I'd have thought all of Man City's facilities would count as 'the work place' ? - maybe he can train with another club in the area? (or even the Sheikh's other club - the heat might make him shift a few kilos)

[Ted Hughes]

Obviously the Regulation 32 bit is employment law related & the word 'activity' should be understood in said context.

So basically he COULD train unpaid then?

I'm no expert, but I'd have thought all of Man City's facilities would count as 'the work place' ? - maybe he can train with another club in the area? (or even the Sheikh's other club - the heat might make him shift a few kilos)

There are hundreds, in fact thousands of places he could go to train. If he's dedicated enough, he'll be fitter when he comes back than the secret pie munching fatty he obviously was before he was banned.