Caption Competition - Gaz and Joe

[Mase]

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[lets all have a disco]

This is what your getting later my man.

[CityGer]

Is Barry still single? Seems to do a fair bit a caining for a man of his age.

[lets all have a disco]

This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

[mr_nool]

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Joe: Four inches, it's no longer than 4 inches!

Barry: Fuck off, Joe! You're definitely not gonna keep a clean sheet tonight.

[Mase]

Is Barry still single? Seems to do a fair bit a caining for a man of his age.

Married his long term partner in 2007 apparently.
He does love a good night out though! Seems a bit of a lightweight as well!

[LookMumImOnMCF.net]

Joe: "Gareth, how long would it take you to cover a distance of this magnitude on the football field?"

Barry: "Err, that's quite a distance Joesph. On foot I'd say I may well be able to cover it in the full 90 minutes, it would really depend on how many times I had to give the ball to the opposition during the match. "

[BlueinBosnia]

"Seriously, mate. The needle's THIS long"

[Avalon]

"With all that shagging, Natasha must be THIS wide!

[stevefromdonny]

This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

joe says no grannies here wayne, keep your hair on

[Alioune DVToure]

This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

Didn't look at the picture properly first time around and thought I saw Rooney READING A BOOK.

Obviously not, though it'd been funny if he had that nail varnish to go with his new thatched roof.

[peejx]

JOE: I was this far away from Shrek on the beach the other day, he had a right face on him......

GAZ: What he actually had the bollocks to leave the hotel room with that footie ed, lol!

[kinkylola]

really does look like rooney has had some hair transplants in that picture

[Wonderwall]

This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

Didn't look at the picture properly first time around and thought I saw Rooney READING A BOOK.

Obviously not, though it'd been funny if he had that nail varnish to go with his new thatched roof.

Me too!! was just about to post something similar, I thought he had 3 hands, was reading a book and had nail polish on!

[Beefymcfc]

This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

Didn't look at the picture properly first time around and thought I saw Rooney READING A BOOK.

Obviously not, though it'd been funny if he had that nail varnish to go with his new thatched roof.

Me too!! was just about to post something similar, I thought he had 3 hands, was reading a book and had nail polish on!

Ha ha ha, I only realised 'cos you 2 said it. I honestly thought he was a three handed finger painted rud wearing twat! Now I've realised he's just wanking over Joe.

Diiiiiiiiiiiirty Bastard!

[Wonderwall]

This one is funny.
How pissed is Rooney,sat there with a fucking mad hairline,shagged grannies,white as fuck,scouse blah blah,then looks over to see the best keeper in Europe having a right old laugh.

Didn't look at the picture properly first time around and thought I saw Rooney READING A BOOK.

Obviously not, though it'd been funny if he had that nail varnish to go with his new thatched roof.

Me too!! was just about to post something similar, I thought he had 3 hands, was reading a book and had nail polish on!

Ha ha ha, I only realised 'cos you 2 said it. I honestly thought he was a three handed finger painted rud wearing twat! Now I've realised he's just wanking over Joe.

Diiiiiiiiiiiirty Bastard!

LMAO, the face says he is on the vinegar stroke

[Ted Hughes]

Hmm. Does look to me like a suspicious granny just out of picture on the right, next to Rooney. Taken Flo to Vegas & found 2 City players ready to grass him up if he gets romantic with her. No wonder he looks pissed off.

[Wonderwall]

Hmm. Does look to me like a suspicious granny just out of picture on the right, next to Rooney. Taken Flo to Vegas & found 2 City players ready to grass him up if he gets romantic with her. No wonder he looks pissed off.

he could be checking out her legs, dirty twat

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

May I remind that half of the people here were drooling over "chance" to sign Rooney only this past december.

[Wonderwall]

May I remind that half of the people here were drooling over "chance" to sign Rooney only this past december.

NOT ME! EVER....cunt faced granny shagging wanking twatcum