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Postby Chinners » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:34 am

Breaking… Nasri Chooses City Over United €6M Wage Deal …Too Good To Ignore
According to RMCsport in France, Samir Nasri has rebuffed Sir Alex in favour of Bobby Manc.
Football fans will be unshaken by the news that it was all about the money. The transfer fee itself was €20M whether he went to Manchester United or Manchester City. However, United’s wage offer of €4M pa was topped by City who offered €6m pa.
So according to this French source the gun is well and truly against Arsene’s head. Mr Wenger has made it repeatedly clear on numerous occasions that he doesn’t wish the player to leave. But it’s Arsenal’s fault that this situation is loaded in favour of the player with just a year left on his contract. So if Arsenal want to keep the player they will need to effectively triple his wages to compete with market forces. The alternatives are equally unapetising. Sell him now for €20M, or lose him for nothing next time round. Either way …ouch.

From £2.50 a day to the new Diego: Aguero becomes City's new £35m man
Sergio Aguero will never forget the first time he played in England. Just three months after his 18th birthday, Aguero stood on the touchline at Arsenal's Emirates Stadium, waiting to make his Argentina debut as a second-half substitute against Brazil. The man he replaced? Carlos Tevez.
Five years on, Manchester City hope the £38million signing from Atletico Madrid, arriving in a deal
set to total £85m including wages and add-ons, is ready to step into the place of a captain desperate to leave.
Growing up less than 20 miles apart in slums on the outskirts of Buenos Aires, Aguero and Tevez share a back story of poverty, youthful promise and record-breaking transfers.
And, while every emerging Argentine forward is compared to Diego Maradona, the growth of City's new striker is intertwined with him.
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Aguero made his professional debut, for Independiente, a month and three days after his 15th birthday.
It obliterated an Argentine Premier Division record held for 27 years by Maradona, who was 10 days short of his 16th birthday when making hi s bow for Argentinos.
Just as the country's most famous son was considered too young and snubbed for the 1978 World Cup, appeals for Jose Pekerman to take Aguero to Germany 2006 were equally ignored.
Both players went on to win the Under 20 World Cup a year after their disappointments, both winning the Golden Ball as his tournament's best player.
And, just for good measure, Aguero scored with his hand in a 2-1 win - for Atletico Madrid against Recreativo Huelva in October 2006.
So perhaps it was only natural that Aguero would split up with childhood sweetheart Gisele Gerard and start dating Maradona's daughter Giannina in 2008.
The couple are now married with a two year- old son Benjamin, who already kicks balls around the living room. Cesar Luis Menotti, the manager who denied Maradona a place in the 1978 World Cup-winning team, opts for a different parallel.
'He reminds me of the Grasshopper (the Argentine nickname for Romario),' said Menotti. At 5ft 7½in, Aguero is half an inch taller than Romario, but his close ball control coupled with quick and direct bursts towards goal have drawn plenty of comparisons with the Brazil goal machine.
As the second oldest of seven siblings, he honed his skills in Villa Itati, a neighbourhood with one football pitch, and would climb out of the kitchen window to join his friends.
His dad Leonel was under 18 and trying to break into football when Sergio was born, and drove taxis to make ends meet.
The family struggled on around £2.50 a day. When not kicking a ball around, the boy was glued to a Japanese cartoon called The Adventures of Kum Kum, which soon became corrupted to produce the nickname which has stuck through his career: Kun.
It was granddad Jorge who noticed the resemblance to the mischievous, pre-historic Dennis the Menace type of figure. When Sergio was just eight, Eduardo Gonzalez, a journalist who was Leonel's friend, told Independiente to give Aguero a trial.
They signed him on the spot. With 23 goals in 56 games and less than three years after his debut, he was soon attracting bigger clubs.
Brazilian giants Corinthians wanted him to team up with Tevez and Argent ina midf ielder Javier Mascherano.
Juventus and Villarreal had bids rejected. But it was Atletico Madrid who doubled the nearest best offer to sign him for an Argentine record £15.6m.
It enabled Independiente, then close to bankruptcy, to renovate their stadium. The first season in Spain was difficult as he struggled to adapt to the quicker pace and more physical defenders.
He leaned on strike partner Fernando Torres for help and the pair grew close. But Aguero thrived when Torres left for Liverpool in 2007 and has scored more than 20 goals in each of the four seasons since, helping Atletico beat Fulham in the Europa League final in 2010.
Yet he leaves Spain on bad terms. Just two days after reaching 101 club goals with a hat-trick on the last day of last season, Aguero angered fans by declaring he wanted to leave in a 500-word statement on his website.
This came less than five months after he had signed a contract to 2014 that maintained his position as one of the best-paid players in the world, but cut his release clause from £53m to the level which has attracted City.

Real Madrid To Offer Arsenal £25m Star Striker As Los Blancos Move For Carlos Tevez
Bernabeu club will sell star to finance deal for Etihad Stadium talisman.
Real Madrid will offer Arsenal striker Karim Benzema for £25million as they prepare their move for Manchester City captain Carlos Tevez.
Los Blancos boss Jose Mourinho has decided to move for the City talisman after losing out to the Blues in the race for Atletico Madrid striker Sergio Aguero.
Tevez, 27, has declared his intention to leave the Etihad Stadium this summer because he wants to be closer to his family.
The Argentinian has already seen one £40million bid from Corinthians fall through and has been trying to drum up interest from Inter Milan.
But the Serie A club cannot afford to buy him and pay his astronomical wages, leaving Real with a clear shot to Mourinho’s new number one target.
With Aguero moving to City, boss Roberto Mancini will be looking to offload Tevez so the club does not fall foul of the the new Financial Fair Play rules.
Real will hope to finance the deal by selling Frenchman Benzema to Arsenal for what would be a club record £25million.
The Gunners manager Arsene Wenger is a long-term admirer of the forward and could have plenty of disposable cash available if Cesc Fabregas completes a £40million move to Barcelona.
Mourinho has stated his desire of buying one striker this summer and would love the chance to link Tevez up with Cristiano Ronaldo again, following their days together at Manchester United.

Bellamy Deal Closer For Cardiff City
Cardiff City's hopes of securing a return for last season's captain Craig Bellamy took a step closer today following a meeting between Bellamy and Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini.
The pair fell out when the Italian joined the club, initially over training methods. Bellamy was left out of City's 25-man squad last year paving the way for a shock move to South Wales. Man City paid the vast majority of his £80k per week wages during the loan but were understood to prefer a permanent move this time around.
Today's meeting appears to have been productive with 'The Fourth Official' tweeting:
'Craig Bellamy has told Manchester City he wants to join Cardiff, the club will now look to sort out a deal.'
Transfer speculation in the newspapers and especially online is on the verge of farcical with rumours, guesswork and fabrication rife. However, this source retains credibility and can be relied upon to have some substance.
Bellamy's unwillingness to be away from his family has severely hampered his options with a host of Premiership clubs interested, as well as the likes of Feyenoord and Celtic. There remains a long way to go if any deal is to be done, but at least the wheels now appear to be in motion.

Life is tough for youngsters at Manchester City - Mee
Mee has represented England at U-19, U-20 and U-21 levels
Burnley's on-loan defender Ben Mee says being at Manchester City can be frustrating for younger players.
The England Under-21 international has joined the Clarets on a season-long loan in a bid for first-team football.
The 21-year-old told BBC Radio Lancashire: "It's a frustrating being around the first team but never getting the chance to show what you can do.
"I've got two more year's on my contract at City, but I don't know what's going to happen."
Mee, who became Burnley's first summer signing, added: "I'm going to be 22 by the time this season finishes and I've been at City a long time.
"It's up to them what they plan on doing but I don't think they're going to stop buying players anytime soon."
Mee captained Man City to the FA Youth Cup title in 2008 with a 4-2 aggregate win over Chelsea
Mee is a product of Manchester City's academy but has made just one senior appearance - against West Brom in the Carling Cup in 2010.
But he impressed during a loan spell at Leicester last season, making 15 appearances.
"It's been like that for a couple of years but you've got to take those knocks and come back stronger.
"You've got to try and do your best like I did last year and hopefully will do this year."
Mee has been joined by his Manchester City team-mate Kieran Trippier who has also agreed a 12- month loan move to Turf Moor.


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OTHER BOLLOX
The family and representatives of Arsenal target Juan Mata are in London to discuss the midfielder's £15m move from Valencia that could open the door for fellow Spain international Cesc Fabregas to be finally be sold to Barcelona. Daily Mirror

Chelsea have made an improved bid of £20m for 18-year-old Anderlecht forward Romelu Lukaku. Daily Mail

The Blues are also set to make a final take-it or leave-it £30m offer for Tottenham playmaker Luka Modric, 25. Daily Star

Manchester United chief executive David Gill has contradicted manager Sir Alex Ferguson by claiming the Premier League champions are still in the hunt to sign one more player in the summer transfer window. Metro

Italian side Juventus are considering a move for Manchester United's 30-year-old striker Dimitar Berbatov. Insidefutbol.com

Manchester United are considering a move for 26-year-old Wolfsburg midfielder Diego. Insidefutbol.com

West Brom are ready to improve their offer for West Ham keeper Robert Green, 31, to £4m. Insidefutbol.com

Bolton have pulled the plug on their £5m bid for Barcelona forward Jeffren Suarez - after waiting two weeks for the player to make up his mind about joining them. Daily Mirror

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger is to approach Lille for their 20-year-old Belgian attacking midfielder Eden Hazard. footie-online.co.uk

Blackburn skipper Chris Samba, 27, has told his club that he wants to join Arsenal and play Champions League football. the Sun

However, Tottenham are to test Blackburn's resolve with a bid for the £15m-rated centre-back. Daily Mail

QPR are to offer Southampton £500,000 plus defender Kaspars Gorkss in an attempt to land winger Jason Puncheon. Daily Mirror

Blackburn are set make their first summer signing by paying Partizan Belgrade £3m for their Serbian midfielder Radosav Petrovic, 22. the Sun

Crisis-hit Birmingham face a player exodus because of the club's cash crisis. Ben Foster, Scott Dann, Cameron Jerome, Liam Ridgewell and Nikola Zigic are looking to go with the threat of administration looming. the Sun

The Premier League could be using goal-line technology at the start of the 2012-13 season. Fifa president Sepp Blatter said a final decision will be made in March, 2012. Daily Mirror

El-Hadji Diouf's international career appears to be over after the Senegal Football Federation banned him for five years from all football-related activity in his home country. The Blackburn striker, 30, claimed African football was "corrupt" on a French radio station. the Guardian

Former Arsenal striker John Hartson believes a top-four spot in the Premier League is the best the Gunners can hope for. talkSPORT

Winger Theo Walcott could miss Arsenal's opening games against Newcastle and Liverpool because of a troublesome ankle injury.Metro

Stoke boss Tony Pulis has tipped his new centre-back Jonathan Woodgate, 31, for an England recall. The 31-year-old is in the Potters squad for Thursday's Europa League qualifier against Hajduk Split. the Sun

Barcelona president Sandro Rossell forced Alexis Sanchez to change his shirt for his official unveiling - because the forward inadvertently turned up wearing Real Madrid's colours. Metro

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Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

Postby john@staustell » Thu Jul 28, 2011 6:18 am

If Wenger spends 25 million on Benzema I'll eat my head, with my hat on it! (Quote from 'Oliver')
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Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

Postby mr_nool » Thu Jul 28, 2011 9:58 am



Gisele doesn't really seem to be wife and mother material, though ...
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Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:38 am

mr_nool wrote:


Gisele doesn't really seem to be wife and mother material, though ...


Plus it is almost always that sleeper chic who is just a little bit less pretty or weighs the 5 extra lbs who will work so hard to do the little things that the prettiest girls often cannot be bothered with. It's a known fact. This is science and not opinion.

Unfortunately I married the prettiest one I could snag and didn't bank on moving down a league. Good advice for the kids out there. It's a tough decision to make but I support Kuns approach here. It's smart.

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Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

Postby mr_nool » Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:46 am

DoomMerchant wrote:
mr_nool wrote:


Gisele doesn't really seem to be wife and mother material, though ...


Plus it is almost always that sleeper chic who is just a little bit less pretty or weighs the 5 extra lbs who will work so hard to do the little things that the prettiest girls often cannot be bothered with. It's a known fact. This is science and not opinion.

Unfortunately I married the prettiest one I could snag and didn't bank on moving down a league. Good advice for the kids out there. It's a tough decision to make but I support Kuns approach here. It's smart.

Cheers


Just imagine how dirty Tevez' and Robinho's wives must be ...
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Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Jul 28, 2011 12:10 pm

mr_nool wrote:
DoomMerchant wrote:
mr_nool wrote:


Gisele doesn't really seem to be wife and mother material, though ...


Plus it is almost always that sleeper chic who is just a little bit less pretty or weighs the 5 extra lbs who will work so hard to do the little things that the prettiest girls often cannot be bothered with. It's a known fact. This is science and not opinion.

Unfortunately I married the prettiest one I could snag and didn't bank on moving down a league. Good advice for the kids out there. It's a tough decision to make but I support Kuns approach here. It's smart.

Cheers


Just imagine how dirty Tevez' and Robinho's wives must be ...


i have to tell you that there's also a fine line where you surely are gay since you married such a pig, and Robinho is right there in that bracket. Sure, he might be mouthfucking her all day long, and getting footrubs and back massages all day as a regular course of endearment while she cooks the most amazing food anyone could imagine, but she's just unacceptable. I hate to get all Ashton on you Noolie, but if i had to guess based on his wife i'd say Robinho's a total butt pirate. A cocksucker. A flaming homo. Etc.

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Re: Thursday's B*ll*x

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Postby DoomMerchant » Thu Jul 28, 2011 1:37 pm



true story. that first pic is just amazing, isn't it?
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DoomMerchant wrote:


true story. that first pic is just amazing, isn't it?


If I wasn't sat in work right now I'd probably be thrappin' one out!
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Re: Thursday's B*ll*x (updated)

Postby Florida Blue » Thu Jul 28, 2011 3:14 pm

I think it is time we need to change the title of this thread from Bollox to:

WAG of the Day and some B*ll*x since it always seem to be more about birds than bollox. Not that I am complaining.
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City to get a taste of Maradona, Aguero-style
Manchester City fans are well used to hype, but they may be witnesses to something special after the team wrapped up the signing of Argentina striker Sergio Aguero on Thursday in a deal thought to be worth around 35 million pounds.
City confirmed the 23-year-old has signed a five-year deal after joining from Atletic Madrid, and the reported fee would make him the club's record transfer, exceeding the 32.5 million pounds they paid for Brazil forward Robinho in 2008.
With a transfer fee that large come great expectations, but that's nothing new for Aguero, who is the son-in-law of legendary Argentina star Diego Maradona.
Labelled by some observers as Maradona's heir on the pitch, Aguero has long been considered one of football's brightest prospects, and City have put their money where their mouths are as they look to compete for major titles this season.
"When we were talking, I asked my agents to do everything they could because this was a good club, and I'd always wanted to play in the Premier League," Aguero told City's official website. "It felt right."
City moved quickly to sign the Argentinian after his international teammate Carlos Tevez announced he intended to leave the club.
Tevez captained City to victory in the FA Cup in May and was instrumental in securing them a place in the Champions League for the first time.
The Argentina captain's proposed move to Corinthians in Brazil recently fell through, but he is still expected to leave, handing the gauntlet to Aguero, who has been given the No 16 shirt for the forthcoming season.
"My style has always been to fight to the death for every ball, and give 100 per cent in every game," he said. "Be concentrated to the maximum in everything I do - movement, running off the ball, winning the ball back and scoring goals. I'm not a player who can do everything, but I still have plenty to offer."
Aguero watched City's FA Cup victory on television in May and believes he can help the big-spending club to even greater triumphs, saying he thinks the style of play in the Premier League will suit him.
"From what I've seen on TV there is a high level of skill here, and the football and the surfaces are very quick," he said. "Personally I like it when the pitches are quick, because when I commit a defender, they can lose their footing more easily, and that can only be a good thing.
"It is quite different, but I need to wait for my first game, go out and do my best and find out for real what it's like, because playing is not the same as watching it on TV."
Swapping Madrid for Manchester will bring another challenge in the notoriously fickle weather in his new city, but Aguero was convinced it won't be a problem.
"I don't like very hot weather, so on that side of things I'll be OK," he said. "I'm sure I'm going to enjoy myself here, and life will be fine."
Aguero said he could not wait to get started.
"I don't think I'll have too many problems settling into the team," he said. "I'll obviously be doing my best to do what the manager asks and try to work the way he wants me to, and of course he will know how he wants to use me.
"Once I'm out on the field I will get to know my way round, but I can't say that for sure because I have not even made my debut yet. But I'm sure everything will be fine. I'm going to be relaxed about it."

Shay Given: Manchester City can win the Premier League next season
Aston Villa keeper believes former club will keep progressing• 'I think it's inevitable they'll do big things' – and soon
Shay Given has acknowledged the increased levels of expectation at his former club, Manchester City, and the demand that Roberto Mancini's side mount a coherent title challenge in the coming season.
The veteran Republic of Ireland goalkeeper, who ended a two-year spell at Eastlands by signing for Aston Villa, has watched Mancini strengthen his squad this summer with, most notably, the eye-catching £38m arrival of Sergio Agüero from Atlético Madrid. The continued staggering investment by the owner, Sheikh Mansour, prompted Given to suggest it is "just a matter of time" before City are claiming both domestic and European honours on a regular basis.
But, while City's aim last season was to secure Champions League qualification, Given expects a title challenge will be the minimum requirement this time. "I think they can win it," the 35-year-old said, speaking at a Premier League Community festival in Hong Kong. "Last year they had to 'aim' to win the title as well and that's certainly the case now. They'll have to try and win it every year. But they'll do big things and rightly so.
"They've got fantastic owners who are very supportive in bringing in some of the best players in the world, so I think it's inevitable they'll do big things. Winning the Premier League and winning the European Cup – if not next year, then in the years to come. It's just a matter of time. When you have that level of support there's every chance you can do that."
Given's plight at the club last season, when he failed to make a Premier League appearance with Mancini having identified Joe Hart as his No1, was shared by a number of high-profile players recruited by the previous manager, Mark Hughes, on large wages. Emmanuel Adebayor, Craig Bellamy, Wayne Bridge, Roque Santa Cruz and Shaun Wright-Phillips were pushed to the fringes and have uncertain futures at the club. "All I can say is that the players who weren't playing were in a similar position to me and would have been frustrated," Given said. "We just want to play football, really. That's all."
He will have that chance with Villa, where he has signed a five-year contract and has already offered glimpses of his excellence. There was a fine save to deny Blackburn Rovers' Brett Emerton in the Barclays Asia Trophy semi-final on Wednesday and his form is likely to be tested more concertedly against Chelsea in Saturday's final at the Hong Kong stadium. Yet the player is merely eager to make up for a lost 12 months.
"Frustrating was the word but there wasn't much I could do about it last year," Given said. "The manager made a decision, you've got to respect that decision and take it on the chin and you have to move on. And for me it's about playing football. I moved to Man City to play football and I've done the same coming to Aston Villa: to play. You've got one career, one life, and I want to play as much as I can. I'm delighted to be here.
"I'm not getting any younger. I just turned 35 in April there and I really do feel that I'm at a stage in my career where I have to be playing regularly. That was my only thinking, you know. Man City is a great club and they're going to be a big club in world football, not just the Premier League, so it was a big decision to leave. But for me, on a personal level, it was the right choice to make."
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