Wesley Sneijder Rumours [ALL topics merged]

[moomey]

His wife numb nuts!

[twosips]

Who the hell is supposed to be then? Just a suave italian man?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Ummmmmmm......WHAT?

[Alioune DVToure]

This is genuine - no BS

On my last day on hols in Sardinia - at the pool bar , bloke walks in in city polo shirt - said hello - he speaks in Italian. Wife tells me he is close friend of Mancini - he tells me straight off in pidgeon English that Sneijder is coming. Maybe lost in translation but he seemed very insistent.[highlight]I asked him where Tevez going - he said something that sounded like Palma- did he mean Malaga????[/highlight]

I think that sentence says it all really.

[BoltFromTheBlue]

We've only just signed Dabo though!

[Beefymcfc]

For all you doubters out there I just ran back to the pool to grab a piccy of the suave gent - believe me he is an Italian at a 5 star resort not some WUM from Gorton - once I've worked out how to upload a 2 meg pic he'll be on!

Don't forget, no rubbing in of the oil if he's wearing Budgy Smugglers.

[Beefymcfc]

I'm worried. Is he as good as Darius?

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Surely people are on a wind up with these my mate/brother/missus/neighbours cousin is on train/plane/bus to London with Redknapp/Buzzer/Mancini's dad/some dude from a boyband and apprently Sneijder is going to sign???

[twosips]

I genuinely am not by the way...it's one of my best mates. The singer in my band. His girlfriend definitely definitely met Harry and Buzzer on the train - personally though I think they know fuck all. Why would they know? I wouldn't trust buzzer to keep quiet, and Harry just won't know what emails we're sending.

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

I genuinely am not by the way...it's one of my best mates. The singer in my band. His girlfriend definitely definitely met Harry and Buzzer on the train - personally though I think they know fuck all. Why would they know? I wouldn't trust buzzer to keep quiet, and Harry just won't know what emails we're sending.

That's the thing mate, they could be talking about some rumour that is doing the circles just like we are. I don't understand how Redknapp would know shit like that.

Having said that, I've been saying it for a while now that Sneijder for Tevez swap would make sense for everyone concerned and actually wish this rumour was true.

[moomey]

Here's the pic - about to leave for my plane and will see you all at Wembley tmrw.....

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Here's the pic - about to leave for my plane and will see you all at Wembley tmrw.....

Is that your missus?

Milftastic if I may say so.

[Blue Blood]

Here's the pic - about to leave for my plane and will see you all at Wembley tmrw.....

A bloke in a training top doesn't make him bobbys mate.

Certainly hope we sign sneijder though.

[Wooders]

looks like your bog standard billy bullshitter to me but hey ho - great if we have !

[moomey]

Let's see eh - seemed genuine to me and would be bizarre if Italian guy chose to don a city top and bullsh*t me for a laugh....

Ps his wife not mine - my missus is much more attractive

[The Original Special One]

Does 'all topics merged' mean that if you started a thread headed 'Fergie's Taxi Breaks All Land-Speed Records In Last-Minute Dash to Shanghai Sneijder' it would be moved here, also?

[Ted Hughes]

Let's see eh - seemed genuine to me and would be bizarre if Italian guy chose to don a city top and bullsh*t me for a laugh....

Ps his wife not mine - my missus is much more attractive

Now we know you're bullshitting.

;)

[Patrick]

Bugger, those twunts at bluemong have captured our URL, I hope the site is restored soon

[moomey]

Let's see eh - seemed genuine to me and would be bizarre if Italian guy chose to don a city top and bullsh*t me for a laugh....

Ps his wife not mine - my missus is much more attractive

Now we know you're bullshitting.

;)

U don't but there's no evidence of any "prior" if u look at my posting history.

[carl_feedthegoat]

Here's the pic - about to leave for my plane and will see you all at Wembley tmrw.....

Is that your missus?

Milftastic if I may say so.

You are fucking joking?

If not..get yourself off to spec saviours...Ill even pay you blind fucking cunt.