*** MATCHDAY 1: Build up and official match day thread ***

[Green & Blue]

Why have sky hired that goblin Neville? Does he buy his suits at Bury Market? I think I preferred Andy Grey who despite being a raging bell end I never wanted to smash my own telly whenever he appeared. Should be exhibition football with Chuckletard choking on his cunting goatee.

Give Gary a break ffs, is nobody prepared to give him a chance???

;)

[Moonchesteri]

I'm pleased with that line-up. now come on City, let's turn them over!

[Vantage]

Why have sky hired that goblin Neville? Does he buy his suits at Bury Market? I think I preferred Andy Grey who despite being a raging bell end I never wanted to smash my own telly whenever he appeared. Should be exhibition football with Chuckletard choking on his cunting goatee.

Give Gary a break ffs, is nobody prepared to give him a chance???

;)

Get a room....

...and dry bum him

[Green & Blue]

Why have sky hired that goblin Neville? Does he buy his suits at Bury Market? I think I preferred Andy Grey who despite being a raging bell end I never wanted to smash my own telly whenever he appeared. Should be exhibition football with Chuckletard choking on his cunting goatee.

Give Gary a break ffs, is nobody prepared to give him a chance???

;)

Get a room....

...and dry bum him

Not sure Phil would be too happy

[Vantage]

Why have sky hired that goblin Neville? Does he buy his suits at Bury Market? I think I preferred Andy Grey who despite being a raging bell end I never wanted to smash my own telly whenever he appeared. Should be exhibition football with Chuckletard choking on his cunting goatee.

Give Gary a break ffs, is nobody prepared to give him a chance???

;)

Get a room....

...and dry bum him

Not sure Phil would be too happy

PMSL : )

This coverage almost makes me long for the cardboard shambles that was Setanta they've Neville a f*ckin wand! The host is so wooden you could hammer nails into him.

[DoomMerchant]

City team to face Swansea: Hart, Richards, Kompany, Lescott, Clichy, De Jong, Barry, Yaya, Silva, Dzeko, Johnson

Groan. 1 striker and it's the iffy one. FFS.

I've had the shits all weekend, so I haven't travelled.

On a bright note, at least he sees Clichy as better than Kolarov, which anyone can surely see.

if we have an *iffy* striker surely it's Mario....

Jayko's had a great preseason...and won't look to get sent off in the first 45 mins if he gets pushed around or one of his teammates scores instead of him. Bring Balo on 2nd half if we're struggling for options. Point being, loads of firepower on the bench, and actually loads of attacking talent in that starting XI.

let's do these fuclers!

COME ON CITY!

[PeterParker]

How the hell Sky put that rat face, Neville, to talk about City, analysing the team, talking about the tactics, etc. FFS Neville? The cunt is dumber than dumb and dumber!

[andeez nutz]

For Blues in the USA that are working..

www.espn3.com is streaming the game free, live, HD

also on ESPN2 HD as well for those lucky enought to be at the pub or at home

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Come on City let's get at them from the start

[mr_nool]

First game of the season. Finally, this summer has been way too long.
Swansea has gotten a really good keeper in Vorm from Utrecht. I hope he will let at least couple past him tonight, though.

[mr_nool]

By the way, are our American posters now gonna start referring to the league as the EWPL?

[Slim]

84 fucking days, thank god.

[mr_nool]

Is it just me, or does it look like Yaya's borrowed some of his brother's diet pills?

[Chopper]

Fuck me Macca is a dose.

Swansea look tidy so far.

[Dubciteh]

not a great start.

where the fuck are the balls???

[bigblue]

Fuck me Macca is a dose.

Swansea look tidy so far.

he said that if we don't win, scum will be running away with the league title already... sure he isn't a tad retarded?

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Come on, let's get a foot in the game. All swansea so far

[Slim]

Fuck me Macca is a dose.

Swansea look tidy so far.

he said that if we don't win, scum will be running away with the league title already... sure he isn't a tad retarded?

He said if we don't win the papers will jump all over the fact the other top 4 teams dropped points.

[mr_nool]

How nice of Swansea that they finally let us have the ball for a little while.

[Mark (Blue Army)]

Well in Richards