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[johnny crossan]

I know his brother Long John

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[Dameerto]

At least you had a latin teacher. I've had to struggle through life without one.

I feel for you. Having to learn something like latin, essential part of every day life, on your own.

On the bright side, think of all those plant names you can recite now.

[chef]

a lotta medal (ing) over mis spelt metal.

[Chinners]

There are no jungles in England either, but we still have a word for it.

Unless than wasn't your point.

I don't know why but that really made me laugh ... I need more sleep I reckon

[Rag_hater]

There are no jungles in England either, but we still have a word for it.

Unless than wasn't your point.

Maybe for a posh educated boy like you there ain't but the message told us:


It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

Broken glass everywhere
People pissin' on the stairs, you know they just don't care
I can't take the smell, can't take the noise
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
Rats in the front room, roaches in the back
Junkies in the alley with a baseball bat
I tried to get away but I couldn't get far
'cuz a man with a tow truck repossessed my car

I escaped from the jungle

[Ted Hughes]

..and the creatures there were happy everafter.

[mr_nool]

And what the hell is the difference between forest and woods then?
Density of trees, area, cultivated/wild/natural?

[Chinners]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

[Alioune DVToure]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

Is it not also that 'woodland'/'the woods' is a bit more abstract and amorphous whilst 'forest' refers to something more unitary and with a clearly-defined perimeter (such as a national park)? I really don't know, but that's what I'd suggest.

[Slim]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

A hamlet was called a village once it had a church.

[Chinners]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

A hamlet was called a village once it had a church.

Ah, on that basis does a wood become a jungle once its got Lions, Tigers and Bears? ....

[blues-clues]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

A hamlet was called a village once it had a church.

Ah, on that basis does a wood become a jungle once its got Lions, Tigers and Bears? ....

No mate. When a place has Lions Tigers and Bears.....it is a zoo!

[Slim]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

A hamlet was called a village once it had a church.

Ah, on that basis does a wood become a jungle once its got Lions, Tigers and Bears? ....

So that was a Russian jungle in the news today?

[DoomMerchant]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

A hamlet was called a village once it had a church.

Ah, on that basis does a wood become a jungle once its got Lions, Tigers and Bears? ....

learned something new last trip over...there are no Bears in England...so whenever one of you fucks says "Does a bear shit in the woods?" im calling bollix on it because you fucks have no point of reference to know if it ever would, could or does. And i'm not telling.

cheers

[Slim]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

A hamlet was called a village once it had a church.

Ah, on that basis does a wood become a jungle once its got Lions, Tigers and Bears? ....

learned something new last trip over...there are no Bears in England...so whenever one of you fucks says "Does a bear shit in the woods?" im calling bollix on it because you fucks have no point of reference to know if it ever would, could or does. And i'm not telling.

cheers

And if it is shitting in the woods, does that make it a jungle?

[ant london]

learned something new last trip over...there are no Bears in England...so whenever one of you fucks says "Does a bear shit in the woods?" im calling bollix on it because you fucks have no point of reference to know if it ever would, could or does. And i'm not telling.

cheers

Did I teach you that re bears?? I have no recollection whatsoever!

[Chinners]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

A hamlet was called a village once it had a church.

Ah, on that basis does a wood become a jungle once its got Lions, Tigers and Bears? ....

learned something new last trip over...there are no Bears in England...so whenever one of you fucks says "Does a bear shit in the woods?" im calling bollix on it because you fucks have no point of reference to know if it ever would, could or does. And i'm not telling.

cheers

Exactly we don't have any reference hence why we say it as a question hoping that people such as yourself will enlighten us .... maybe

[mr_nool]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

A hamlet was called a village once it had a church.

Ah, on that basis does a wood become a jungle once its got Lions, Tigers and Bears? ....

learned something new last trip over...there are no Bears in England...so whenever one of you fucks says "Does a bear shit in the woods?" im calling bollix on it because you fucks have no point of reference to know if it ever would, could or does. And i'm not telling.

cheers

Total bullshit. Here is a photo of me, a British bear and his cub. And when he was a cool double O agent, he used to shit in the woods (on cellophane paper, which he wrapped up and brought home with him).

[Rag_hater]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

A hamlet was called a village once it had a church.

Ah, on that basis does a wood become a jungle once its got Lions, Tigers and Bears? ....

No mate. When a place has Lions Tigers and Bears.....it is a zoo!

Or Manchester

[BlueinBosnia]

Size ... a forest is bigger than a woods, a bit like a village is bigger than a hamlet but essentially they are the same thing

A hamlet was called a village once it had a church.

Ah, on that basis does a wood become a jungle once its got Lions, Tigers and Bears? ....

Lions don't live in jungles. In India, they do live in forests, though. And possibly woods.