Most amusing City songs ever

[Alioune DVToure]

My personal favourites are...

'All you need is Jo',
'Sven, Sven, wherever you may be',
'Come on feed the Goat', and
'Feed the Greek and he will score' (So much misplaced hope in Gorgeous George!)

Any more?

EDIT: Oh and 'Sven should pick Da-ri-us! Sven should pick Da-ri-uis!' That one was absolute genius.

[roblues]

Despite the fact that the fans at my end of the ground don't understand the concept of syllables, this one still made me smile the other night.

"Owen Hargreaves, ooooh,
Owen Hargreaves, oooh,
He came from A&E,
To play for Man City"

[Alioune DVToure]

Despite the fact that the fans at my end of the ground don't understand the concept of syllables, this one still made me smile the other night.

"Owen Hargreaves, ooooh,
Owen Hargreaves, oooh,
He came from A&E,
To play for Man City"

Not bad! Hadn't heard that.

[dazby]

Tevez put the kettle on was brill.

And I love U N I T E D that spells fucking debt to me....

[Pretty Boy Lee]

The balotelli one is thE best right now

[Ted Hughes]

It was something like ; Gary & his brother, are shagging one another, the sister & the mother, the Neville family..

[Alioune DVToure]

The balotelli one is thE best right now

It doesn't really do it for me that one. Feels a bit laboured.

[Pretty Boy Lee]

The balotelli one is thE best right now

It doesn't really do it for me that one. Feels a bit laboured.

What else in the way of amusiv songs have caught on lately tho?

[Alioune DVToure]

The balotelli one is thE best right now

It doesn't really do it for me that one. Feels a bit laboured.

What else in the way of [highlight]amusiv[/highlight]songs have caught on lately tho?

Is that a Peter Andre-esque compound of 'amusing' and 'abusive'? Insania.

I agree that there's been a definite decline in song quality since moving to Eastlands. It's harder to make up funny songs about players who are actually pretty good. 'All you need is Jo' tickled me when I first heard it.

[Yffi_88]

He shits on Messi,
He shits on Messiiii,

JOLEON LESCOTT,
He shits on Messi!

[aaron bond]

I liked 'We all live in a Robbie Fowler house'.

I remember singing it at Charlton away for the first time and then they showed it on Soccer AM the next week.

[Patrick]

Robbie is my landlord was also sung that day!

A couple of great Sun jI hai tunes, ai ai yippee was good but he's a chinky not a Thai was genius

Who's that coming out of defence is it a monster, the dunnie monster

And for once I'm grateful that the ageing giggs is still about so I can remind him off his parents marital status and medical condition

[bluej]

I thought the 'Razak, Razak, Razak Razak Razak' was quite good against Wigan, albeit not that amusing.

[aaron bond]

Robbie is my landlord was also sung that day!

A couple of great Sun jI hai tunes, ai ai yippee was good but he's a chinky not a Thai was genius

Who's that coming out of defence is it a monster, the dunnie monster

And for once I'm grateful that the ageing giggs is still about so I can remind him off his parents marital status and medical condition

I was never sure why that died off. That always used to be sung quite regularly but then just disappeared about 10 years ago.

[Dronny]

Uwe Rosler's Grandad song was quite fun, whereas "Ooooh Vonky Vonky" was a little limited in verse

[BrianW]

I always found 'fuk off back to London' a good laugh at derby games.

[Alex Sapphire]

"we never win at home and we never win away..." anyone?

[halnone]

i like the balotelli one myself tbh.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh balotelliiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Wonderwall]

Imre, Imre Banana, Imre Banana, Imre Banaaaaaaaana.......imre, and so on

[Wonderwall]

NDQP are the best
they stretch from his arse to his chest,
they are better than adam and the ants,
Niall quinns disco pants!!

Didnt this start with Jim Tolmie?