Monday's B*ll*x (updated)

[Beefymcfc]

"As I understand if Tevez has a very good relationship with Sheikh Mansour and the club owner's representatives and it may, in truth, make the player more powerful than Mancini," said Pentol.

Who is this c*** (edited for legal reasons ;-)) Pentol ?

That's not a fucking neutral view, it's a City hating or bullshit fucking Kia Joorabchian mouthpiece type view. HRH will back Tevez ? My fucking hairy arse he will. Utter utter lies & shite.

I'd suggest that he knows what he's talking about and I wouldn't be surprised if Tevez' agent/rep has already contacted him for legal advice.


Simon Pentol

A criminal defence specialist who has consistently led in high level cases particularly serious fraud, involving multi-million pound VAT evasion and money laundering, both advising in and conducting substantial and complex cases brought by the SFO, Customs and Excise and Inland Revenue. Has expanded his practice by developing it into the field of sports law. To this extent he continues to work in association with leading sports law solicitor Mel Goldberg (Mel Goldberg Law), both advising and representing sports people in regulatory/disciplinary matters. Accordingly he appears regularly as a legal analyst for Sky Sports, Sky News, Channel 4 and BBC TV and radio. He is a board member of the influential British Association for Sport and the Law (BASL), where he has helped organise recent conferences, lectures at the BASL/DMU Sports Law course and contributes articles to the BASL journal and ‘World Sports Law Reports’. He presently co-edits the forthcoming ‘Sports Law Handbook’ (Law Society/Charles Russell). Appeared on the BBC1 television show ‘You be the Judge’ (March 2005) in which he conducted a genuine case on behalf of a client in front of a studio and nationwide audience. Has written for the CBA Newsletter and lectured regularly to solicitors and barristers nationwide on the Criminal Justice Act 2003 and VAT ‘carousel fraud’ (MTIC fraud). Edited the legal textbook ‘A Practical Guide to Abuse of Process’, written by Colin Wells and published by LAG (2006).

Career:

Called 1982.

Education:

LLB Hons (2(1)).

Practice Areas:

Crime - corporate; Fraud: crime; Sport

[Ted Hughes]

"As I understand if Tevez has a very good relationship with Sheikh Mansour and the club owner's representatives and it may, in truth, make the player more powerful than Mancini," said Pentol.

Who is this c*** (edited for legal reasons ;-)) Pentol ?

That's not a fucking neutral view, it's a City hating or bullshit fucking Kia Joorabchian mouthpiece type view. HRH will back Tevez ? My fucking hairy arse he will. Utter utter lies & shite.

I'd suggest that he knows what he's talking about and I wouldn't be surprised if Tevez' agent/rep has already contacted him for legal advice.


Simon Pentol

A criminal defence specialist who has consistently led in high level cases particularly serious fraud, involving multi-million pound VAT evasion and money laundering, both advising in and conducting substantial and complex cases brought by the SFO, Customs and Excise and Inland Revenue. Has expanded his practice by developing it into the field of sports law. To this extent he continues to work in association with leading sports law solicitor Mel Goldberg (Mel Goldberg Law), both advising and representing sports people in regulatory/disciplinary matters. Accordingly he appears regularly as a legal analyst for Sky Sports, Sky News, Channel 4 and BBC TV and radio. He is a board member of the influential British Association for Sport and the Law (BASL), where he has helped organise recent conferences, lectures at the BASL/DMU Sports Law course and contributes articles to the BASL journal and ‘World Sports Law Reports’. He presently co-edits the forthcoming ‘Sports Law Handbook’ (Law Society/Charles Russell). Appeared on the BBC1 television show ‘You be the Judge’ (March 2005) in which he conducted a genuine case on behalf of a client in front of a studio and nationwide audience. Has written for the CBA Newsletter and lectured regularly to solicitors and barristers nationwide on the Criminal Justice Act 2003 and VAT ‘carousel fraud’ (MTIC fraud). Edited the legal textbook ‘A Practical Guide to Abuse of Process’, written by Colin Wells and published by LAG (2006).

Career:

Called 1982.

Education:

LLB Hons (2(1)).

Practice Areas:

Crime - corporate; Fraud: crime; Sport

I suggest he's full of fucking shit and knows nothing of Sheikh Mansour's opinion on this matter.

[Beefymcfc]

"As I understand if Tevez has a very good relationship with Sheikh Mansour and the club owner's representatives and it may, in truth, make the player more powerful than Mancini," said Pentol.

Who is this c*** (edited for legal reasons ;-)) Pentol ?

That's not a fucking neutral view, it's a City hating or bullshit fucking Kia Joorabchian mouthpiece type view. HRH will back Tevez ? My fucking hairy arse he will. Utter utter lies & shite.

I'd suggest that he knows what he's talking about and I wouldn't be surprised if Tevez' agent/rep has already contacted him for legal advice.


Simon Pentol

A criminal defence specialist who has consistently led in high level cases particularly serious fraud, involving multi-million pound VAT evasion and money laundering, both advising in and conducting substantial and complex cases brought by the SFO, Customs and Excise and Inland Revenue. Has expanded his practice by developing it into the field of sports law. To this extent he continues to work in association with leading sports law solicitor Mel Goldberg (Mel Goldberg Law), both advising and representing sports people in regulatory/disciplinary matters. Accordingly he appears regularly as a legal analyst for Sky Sports, Sky News, Channel 4 and BBC TV and radio. He is a board member of the influential British Association for Sport and the Law (BASL), where he has helped organise recent conferences, lectures at the BASL/DMU Sports Law course and contributes articles to the BASL journal and ‘World Sports Law Reports’. He presently co-edits the forthcoming ‘Sports Law Handbook’ (Law Society/Charles Russell). Appeared on the BBC1 television show ‘You be the Judge’ (March 2005) in which he conducted a genuine case on behalf of a client in front of a studio and nationwide audience. Has written for the CBA Newsletter and lectured regularly to solicitors and barristers nationwide on the Criminal Justice Act 2003 and VAT ‘carousel fraud’ (MTIC fraud). Edited the legal textbook ‘A Practical Guide to Abuse of Process’, written by Colin Wells and published by LAG (2006).

Career:

Called 1982.

Education:

LLB Hons (2(1)).

Practice Areas:

Crime - corporate; Fraud: crime; Sport

I suggest he's full of fucking shit and knows nothing of Sheikh Mansour's opinion on this matter.

Ha ha ha, I knew you'd like that. What's Sheikh Mansour's view again?

[Ted Hughes]

"As I understand if Tevez has a very good relationship with Sheikh Mansour and the club owner's representatives and it may, in truth, make the player more powerful than Mancini," said Pentol.

Who is this c*** (edited for legal reasons ;-)) Pentol ?

That's not a fucking neutral view, it's a City hating or bullshit fucking Kia Joorabchian mouthpiece type view. HRH will back Tevez ? My fucking hairy arse he will. Utter utter lies & shite.

I'd suggest that he knows what he's talking about and I wouldn't be surprised if Tevez' agent/rep has already contacted him for legal advice.


Simon Pentol

A criminal defence specialist who has consistently led in high level cases particularly serious fraud, involving multi-million pound VAT evasion and money laundering, both advising in and conducting substantial and complex cases brought by the SFO, Customs and Excise and Inland Revenue. Has expanded his practice by developing it into the field of sports law. To this extent he continues to work in association with leading sports law solicitor Mel Goldberg (Mel Goldberg Law), both advising and representing sports people in regulatory/disciplinary matters. Accordingly he appears regularly as a legal analyst for Sky Sports, Sky News, Channel 4 and BBC TV and radio. He is a board member of the influential British Association for Sport and the Law (BASL), where he has helped organise recent conferences, lectures at the BASL/DMU Sports Law course and contributes articles to the BASL journal and ‘World Sports Law Reports’. He presently co-edits the forthcoming ‘Sports Law Handbook’ (Law Society/Charles Russell). Appeared on the BBC1 television show ‘You be the Judge’ (March 2005) in which he conducted a genuine case on behalf of a client in front of a studio and nationwide audience. Has written for the CBA Newsletter and lectured regularly to solicitors and barristers nationwide on the Criminal Justice Act 2003 and VAT ‘carousel fraud’ (MTIC fraud). Edited the legal textbook ‘A Practical Guide to Abuse of Process’, written by Colin Wells and published by LAG (2006).

Career:

Called 1982.

Education:

LLB Hons (2(1)).

Practice Areas:

Crime - corporate; Fraud: crime; Sport

I suggest he's full of fucking shit and knows nothing of Sheikh Mansour's opinion on this matter.

Ha ha ha, I knew you'd like that. What's Sheikh Mansour's view again?

He'll have a view of Tevez' arse as he sticks his boot up it..

[Original Dub]

I agree with Ted here. Get him banned by FIFA for the remainder of his contract and take him to court. Chelsea did a similar thing with Mutu, so there's definitely possibilities here.

I agree. I love definite possibilities.

[Chinners]

COULDN'T GIVE A BOLLOX
Bayern Munich fans caught having sex in stands during Hoffenheim match
A pair of visiting fans were ejected from the stands for lewd conduct on Saturday after twice being found engaging in intercourse
Bayern Munich, Hoffenheim BongartsNo player managed to score in Bayern Munich's 0-0 Bundesliga draw with Hoffenheim at the Rhein-Neckar-Arena on Saturday, but among the capacity 30,150 crowd, there was one highlight.
Within 16 minutes of the opening kick-off, a couple watching from the Bayern section were photographed having sex in the stands.
"I thought it did not look right," a reader-reporter told Bild. "They had absolutely no inhibitions. Both pulled their pants down and went at it.
"The people around them apparently were not disturbed."
It did not take long, however, for arena staff to intervene.
"The ushers noticed the commotion and urged the two to stop immediately."
The couple cooperated at first but resumed their exhibition at the half-time interval and were ejected from the stadium under threat of arrest for public indecency.

[Slim]

I agree with Ted here. Get him banned by FIFA for the remainder of his contract and take him to court. Chelsea did a similar thing with Mutu, so there's definitely possibilities here.

I agree. I love definite possibilities.

Almost as good as probable certainties.

[DoomMerchant]

"As I understand if Tevez has a very good relationship with Sheikh Mansour and the club owner's representatives and it may, in truth, make the player more powerful than Mancini," said Pentol.

Who is this c*** (edited for legal reasons ;-)) Pentol ?

That's not a fucking neutral view, it's a City hating or bullshit fucking Kia Joorabchian mouthpiece type view. HRH will back Tevez ? My fucking hairy arse he will. Utter utter lies & shite.

I'd suggest that he knows what he's talking about and I wouldn't be surprised if Tevez' agent/rep has already contacted him for legal advice.


Simon Pentol

A criminal defence specialist who has consistently led in high level cases particularly serious fraud, involving multi-million pound VAT evasion and money laundering, both advising in and conducting substantial and complex cases brought by the SFO, Customs and Excise and Inland Revenue. Has expanded his practice by developing it into the field of sports law. To this extent he continues to work in association with leading sports law solicitor Mel Goldberg (Mel Goldberg Law), both advising and representing sports people in regulatory/disciplinary matters. Accordingly he appears regularly as a legal analyst for Sky Sports, Sky News, Channel 4 and BBC TV and radio. He is a board member of the influential British Association for Sport and the Law (BASL), where he has helped organise recent conferences, lectures at the BASL/DMU Sports Law course and contributes articles to the BASL journal and ‘World Sports Law Reports’. He presently co-edits the forthcoming ‘Sports Law Handbook’ (Law Society/Charles Russell). Appeared on the BBC1 television show ‘You be the Judge’ (March 2005) in which he conducted a genuine case on behalf of a client in front of a studio and nationwide audience. Has written for the CBA Newsletter and lectured regularly to solicitors and barristers nationwide on the Criminal Justice Act 2003 and VAT ‘carousel fraud’ (MTIC fraud). Edited the legal textbook ‘A Practical Guide to Abuse of Process’, written by Colin Wells and published by LAG (2006).

Career:

Called 1982.

Education:

LLB Hons (2(1)).

Practice Areas:

Crime - corporate; Fraud: crime; Sport

well, it looks like we've found Kia's "Sid Royce" so to speak, if yr a fan of Wiseguy.

Any lawyer who is an expert on issues such as money laundering, sporting, and has ties to Kia, well...i mean, what more do you need to know about him?

cheers

[Niall Quinns Discopants]

Also, whilst I'm angry,


WHERE THE FUCL WAS MR TOLD YOU SO HIMSELF DURING THIS WHOLE SAGA.

Nostradamus Quilted Disco Pants has foretold of every playing staff faux pas since our beloved club started in 1880, but on this, perhaps the biggest player related fucl up, not a dicky.

Face it KK and WW it wasn't hard, ex rag, caused problems at every other club, been causing it here for well over a year, it was pretty simple to foretell, NQDP is a fraud, a sleight of hand merchant, a charlatan no less.

I personally foretell that in 3 months time, he will find a thread that says we must get rid now, he is a no good rag

He needs to be suspended at the very least and made to explain himself

As much as I saw this as a HUGE opportunity for major ego trip, I've been having the shittiest of fucking shit times at work. I really genuinely haven't had time to write anything but I've been reading and naturally being smug.