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Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby frozen_pea » Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:58 pm

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Arsenal-hero-Paul-Merson-arrested-after-cheating-death-in-drink-driving-motorway-smash-article811200.html

EXCLUSIVE: Merson 'lucky to survive' drink-drive smash
Published 00:01 13/10/11 By Richard Smith

England footballer Paul Merson has been arrested for suspected drink-driving after he cheated death in a motorway smash.

The Sky Sports pundit admits he fell asleep at the wheel of his £40,000 Mercedes before crashing into the central reservation and a lorry.

Merson, 43, was arrested after being given a breath test on the hard shoulder of the M40 shortly after 3am on Wednesday.

He escaped from the 70mph crash with facial injuries and was taken to hospital where police took blood samples for analysis.


He left hospital with bloodstains on his suit and white shirt. Stitches covered a wound above his left eye.

Merson, who played for England 21 times, told the Mirror: “I fell asleep and just hit the central reservation. I banged my head on the windscreen and the car is a write-off.

"I’m very lucky to have survived.

“I managed to get out by myself and the emergency services were brilliant.

“Now I just want to get home and have some rest.”

A source said: “He had not been wearing a seatbelt and the car spun round at least once before it ploughed into the central reservation.

“He was very fortunate to get out alive. The roadside breath test proved positive and the blood tests have been sent away for analysis.”

Former Arsenal forward Merson had been driving home to Sutton Coldfield from a Children in Need charity gala in London, attended by Sir Terry Wogan.

Twice-married Merson crashed after nodding off near Warwick.

His wrecked Mercedes ML350 was taken by a recovery truck to a vehicle compound in Leamington Spa.

A police spokeswoman said: “We received a report of an accident on the M40 northbound between J14 and 15 at 3.12am this morning involving a black Mercedes ML350 and a lorry.

“Following a roadside breath test, the 43-year-old male driver of the Mercedes was arrested on suspicion of driving with excess alcohol.

“He was taken to Warwick Hospital for treatment to a cut to the head. A blood sample was taken for analysis.”

Dad-of-five Merson was allowed home six hours after being admitted.

The lorry driver, who is in his 50s, suffered whiplash injuries during the crash. He was recovering at home on Wednesday night after hospital treatment.

Merson, who won five trophies at Arsenal during a glittering career with the North London club, has admitted his life off the field was a “p*****-up mess”.

He was addicted to booze and drugs and says he blew £7million at the bookies.

In a book this year he admitted he still gambled and had occasional alcohol relapses but said it was under control.

He said his addiction spiralled in 1998 when he lived with troubled England midfielder Paul Gascoigne while they played for Middlesbrough.

Merson said: “We were the original screwed up couple. It was like a time-bomb waiting to go off – but it was a laugh.

“Gaz was an alcoholic and a nutter. I was an alcoholic and a compulsive gambler with a history of Class A drugs.”

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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Kladze » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:28 am

"I’m very lucky to have survived."



So was every other fucker in the vicinity you utter CUNT .
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:35 am

Kladze wrote:
"I’m very lucky to have survived."



So was every other fucker in the vicinity you utter CUNT .


Absolutely.

He's got to be locked up for this, no question.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby carl_feedthegoat » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:17 am

This cunt needs locking up....and I'm not talking just about this incident..but for all the SHITE hes spouted over the years about us.

Village fucking spastic he is.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Dameerto » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:17 am

Well that's surely his TV career over now. Glad to hear the Lorry driver is 'walking wounded' rather than something worse.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby mcfc1632 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:06 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:This cunt needs locking up....and I'm not talking just about this incident..but for all the SHITE hes spouted over the years about us.

Village fucking spastic he is.



With you on this - but at the very least I hope that is him off our TV screens - very bitter twat
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Buz » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:01 am

mcfc1632 wrote:
With you on this - but at the very least I hope that is him off our TV screens - very bitter twat


Well they've got rid of Andy Gray now with a bit of luck Merson ' who next ??
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Dunnylad » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:08 am

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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Wooders » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:23 am

Ha couldn't have happened to a nicer person - just glad noone was seriously injured

Surely this means we won't have to listen to his drivel on the telly now???
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Goaters 103 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:26 am

Kladze wrote:
"I’m very lucky to have survived."



So was every other fucker in the vicinity you utter CUNT .


This.

Surely its now time this numnut was taken off TV and relegated to Sportsmans dinners and Arsenal fan club meetings, where he can spout his utter shit whilst the rest of us no longer have to put up with it. Merson is the greatest advert for the mute button on tv.

I'd bet that when the copper told him he had failed the breath test his response was "Nah, I aint avin it."
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby guv111 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:32 am

Hopefully, he'll now be sitting at home having his preferred four or five bottles of vodka per day, rather than the "healthy" quota of two or three he makes do with in the Sky Sports toilets.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Ted Hughes » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:35 am

carl_feedthegoat wrote:This cunt needs locking up....and I'm not talking just about this incident..but for all the SHITE hes spouted over the years about us.

Village fucking spastic he is.


Thank you 'x' rated Yoda.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby bluej » Thu Oct 13, 2011 11:39 am

Ted Hughes wrote:
carl_feedthegoat wrote:This cunt needs locking up....and I'm not talking just about this incident..but for all the SHITE hes spouted over the years about us.

Village fucking spastic he is.


Thank you 'x' rated Yoda.


Haha
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby dario2739 » Thu Oct 13, 2011 12:47 pm

Car crash... slurred speech... not making any sense...

Sounds like his usual Saturday Sky appearance!
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby brite blu sky » Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:55 pm

"Everyone is very unlucky I have survived."
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Guy Debord » Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:37 pm

He'll probably get a ban. A motorcycle licence would be better.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Crossie » Thu Oct 13, 2011 4:44 pm

So was he drunk or not?

Why the FUCK wasnt he wearing a seatbelt? In a car like that, even at 70mph a seatbelt along with an airbag for everything including your cock and balls would make it very unlikely he "cheated death", drama queen.

The fact that someone with his ability only managed 21 England caps proves that he totally fucked up his life and career for 15 years. He is no fucking role model and should not be on our screens.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Wonderwall » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:21 pm

Crossie wrote:So was he drunk or not?

Why the FUCK wasnt he wearing a seatbelt? In a car like that, even at 70mph a seatbelt along with an airbag for everything including your cock and balls would make it very unlikely he "cheated death", drama queen.

The fact that someone with his ability only managed 21 England caps proves that he totally fucked up his life and career for 15 years. He is no fucking role model and should not be on our screens.


Sadly, I saw the news report on this and said "YES" and my missus looked at me and said thats not very nice, I said neither is that prick and when she realised who it was she said, ooooh he's the one who hates City isnt he!

It was only a matter of time merson, off to talksport for you with the other fucktard rejects
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Slim » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:25 pm

Wonderwall wrote:
Crossie wrote:So was he drunk or not?

Why the FUCK wasnt he wearing a seatbelt? In a car like that, even at 70mph a seatbelt along with an airbag for everything including your cock and balls would make it very unlikely he "cheated death", drama queen.

The fact that someone with his ability only managed 21 England caps proves that he totally fucked up his life and career for 15 years. He is no fucking role model and should not be on our screens.


Sadly, I saw the news report on this and said "YES" and my missus looked at me and said thats not very nice, I said neither is that prick and when she realised who it was she said, ooooh he's the one who hates City isnt he!

It was only a matter of time merson, off to talksport for you with the other fucktard rejects


You are so sued.
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Re: Degenerate Crack Head cheats death!

Postby Dunnylad » Thu Oct 13, 2011 5:38 pm

Crossie wrote:Why the FUCK wasnt he wearing a seatbelt? In a car like that, even at 70mph a seatbelt along with an airbag for everything including your cock and balls would make it very unlikely he "cheated death", drama queen.

Mind didn't the same happen to Kinky? If my memory serves me right they thought not wearing seat belt saved him as he slid into footwell - or something like that - seat belts are overrated
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